I'M SORRY

Jul. 26th, 2011 12:10 am
tenel_ka: ([ sn - howdy ])
I know you are completely sick of me all on and on about SPN and Derp Jared but they played part of the Season 6 Gag Reel at Comic Con yesterday and it looks as amazing as the rest. These videos are MAGICAL GEMS and I feel like I need to collect them so that when I'm having a shitty day, I can come back and watch them all. THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE WONDERFUL AND RAINBOWS WILL BOUNCE EVERYWHERE AND BUNNIES WILL MAGICALLY APPEAR.

Seriously, if you are bored - even if you've never seen the show - THESE VIDEOS. The people on this show are nuts in the best way possible. Out of all the gag reels I've seen on movie and tv show dvds, these always take the cake cause they're just so insane.

There's everything from dancing to singing, nose picking, burping, cursing, riding tiny bikes, farting, eating, yelling, squealing, blue-steeling, butt-smacking, pants-ripping, bitchfights, screaming, priest-strippers - I could go on. And with each season they get better and better (and more insane).

HERE, BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY A LITTLE BIT WITH FIVE GAG REELS. :D )

I'll be sure to add Season 6 when the whole thing is released, but here is where someone filmed part of it from Comic-Con so you have people laughing the whole time. D:



1:42 of the makes my day though. WALK WALK FASHION BABY.

So in closing, if you've never seen the show GO FOR IT. Some of the fans are crazy, but there's people like that in every fandom.

And some of the latest episodes have gotten sort of off maybe, but it's still better than half the crap on television. I loled at the first episode and watched it as a joke cause I wanted to make fun of it (HAHAH A "HORROR SCARY SPOOKY" SHOW ON THE WB WHATEVER DAWSON'S CREEK WITH SOME MONSTERS) and nothing else was on -- then after it was over I kind of felt dirty for liking it. After the second episode, I gave no shits about what anyone thought. I watched the WB horror show with the bros and I liked it.

TAKE A CHANCE ON IT ONE DAY. XD

MY BRAIN.

Jul. 20th, 2011 11:28 pm
tenel_ka: ([ boys - denial waits ])
So this interview with Jared Padalecki from the other day...

THR: What panel would you stand in line all day for?
Padalecki: I’m a big Star Wars fan and grew up watching the movies. I read all the books and have read Star Wars fiction that went between the newest trilogy and the original trilogy and it was part of my childhood. I’d love to see George Lucas’ take on the last three decades of fandom that he largely inspired. So Lucas and all the producers from the original Star Wars movies.

My mind just collapsed on itself -- even if it's only prequel EU, there has to be some knowledge there of other EU possibly...? SO IF I WENT TO A SUPERNATURAL CONVENTION AND SAID, "YOU'D MAKE A KICKASS JACEN SOLO, OKAY? OKAY." HE JUST MIGHT UNDERSTAND THAT I'M NOT SPOUTING RANDOM BULLSHIT (watch, then he pulls out, "BUT KYP DURRON IS MY FAVORITE"... NO.)~

P.S. This entry totally wasn't an excuse to post another picture of Jared, but come on, did you see the photo they used on the layout of the site with the interview...?


HAIR. MAGICAL HAIR.

I'm trying to work on a new layout for echuta.net but THE INTERNET IS SO DISTRACTING.
tenel_ka: ([ sn - sam hurrr ])
Jared Padalecki's birthday was yesterday and I was going to use that opportunity to make a giant pic/gif spam of him - but many of my pictures and gifs are on my laptop SO YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE UNTIL I CAN MAKE A PROPER GRATUITOUS PIC/GIF SPAM OF TEH MOOSE JARED.


DRUNK SAM. DEM JEANS (ohgawd those jeans).



DAT BITCHFACE. <3



HERE YOU CAN ALSO HAVE A DELICIOUS PICTURE OF HIM NOT DERPING AS SAM. Then later I will do a proper picgifspam.


guh
tenel_ka: ([ boys - rivers run ])
MY FANDOM AND BOY INTERESTS HAVE BEEN ROLLING INTO ONE ALL THESE YEARS WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN XDDDD aka nerdy fangirl rantings ahead.

So the other day on Twitter, Wil Wheaton linked to a blog post he had written about the 25th Anniversary Reunion he attended with the Stand By Me cast. It's an absolutely wonderful post - nostalgic and kind of heartbreaking all at the same time. And of course, it got me thinking about River Phoenix.

If you've known me for some amount of time, you know about my love for this kid. I say kid now because I'm actually older than he was when he died back in 1993. This post pretty much contains my realization that I sort of have a type - in both real and fictional worlds, apparently, hahaha. XD

A little background here: Around '96, I was looking through a magazine or catalog or something and I saw a picture of some dude. And this dude was effing hot. I took this picture to my sister and this happened--

Me: "WHO IS THIS DUDE?"
Valerie: "That's River Phoenix." *pause* "He's dead."
Me: "Buh."
Valerie: "He was an actor. He was actually in Stand By Me, which was based off of a Stephen King story."
Me: "I must see this movie."
Valerie: "Yeah, you'd probably like it."

So I was with my Mom and Duane one weekend, wandering around Blockbusters and I saw the box...

Me: "MOM, MOM I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE."
Mom: "Okay, but you have to watch it with us, cause it's rated R." *turns to Duane* "Why is this movie rated R? I don't remember anything crazy in it... it's been a long time since I've seen it though."

We get back and they go out to pick up dinner and leave me alone. What do I do? Put the tape in and start watching it. I got almost to the end of the treehouse scene before I stopped it and rewound the tape for when they got back. It was okay though, cause I already knew I had fallen in love with that kid. Did you see the face he made when they introduced Chris Chambers? He. Was. Gorgeous.

After seeing that movie (and of course loving it), I hunted down every single thing relating to River Phoenix I could find. Movies, books, clippings from magazines - this was a little difficult since he had been popular in the late 80's and then early 90's, then died of a drug overdose in '93. That was utterly depressing, by the way. As you can see in Wheaton's blog post, no one really saw it coming. He had always been against that kind of stuff too.

Besides that, he was pretty much a sweetheart. He was an animal rights activist and a total family boy. And I thought that was darling.



Enter my fandoms. Hello Star Wars. Greetings Jacen Solo.

When I started to get heavily into the Expanded Universe fandom (writing fanfiction, talking to people - including some of you still to this day <3333, all that awesome stuff), I would think of actors when I read the books. It's something I've kind of always done in the back of my head. It made it easier for me to picture characters sometimes. Who was Jacen Solo? Well, that was River Phoenix, of course. Animal nerd, sweetheart, fights for what he believes in. Also, DAT HAIR. When the Japanese covers for the New Jedi Order came out, I was excited (FANGASMS EVERYWHERE) to see I hadn't been the only one. LOOK AT THAT MOFO OHH SHI--

I think my <3 for River had kind of caused my love for Jacen to grow and vise versa. Besides just reading the books, he became my Jacen in fanthings as well. I mean, fanfictions, RPGs, everything. IT WAS TOO PERFECT, DUDE. D:

It always helped that he had played Harrison Ford's son in The Mosquito Coast as well as young Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade... I mean, it just worked all around! XD

(Fun note: He also was in a movie called "A Night in the Life of Jimmy Reardon" - he was the main character. Jason Court was also in this movie. Jason Court is the man who played Kyle Katarn in Dark Forces. STAR WARS CONNECTIONS, AHOY! XD)

TO THE LEFT: River & Harrison (JACEN & HAN IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT D:), then as young Indy and then River & Jason (LOL JACEN AND KYLE HAY GUYZ)

Looking at it now, it's sort of ironic. Jacen Solo was also overtaken by something he always condemned and then was killed. THAT IS WHERE I KIND OF GET CREEPED OUT.

Years later, enter Jared Padalecki.

I had exhausted the hell out of every River Phoenix picture for Star Wars: EU related asshattery and was depressed that there would never be any others. I had also started watching some weird show called Supernatural. Of course, me watching this show = "lololol look at these brothers arguing. one is so nice and one is like LET'S KILL ALL THE BAD THINGS CAUSE WE HAVE THE POWER! it's like jacen and anakin except with the ages swapped. like this tall lanky dude with the floppy brown hair and puppy eyes is all OMG WE CAN'T HURT ANYONE, LIKE JACEN-- LIKE JACEN..."

Then that shit happened, heh. I started looking up this guy. Animal rights activist, family boy, all around sweetheart.

Me: what no, how does this keep happening :|

Then SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENED: Looking up pictures of this new giant dude, I find a photo that made me flip for a few seconds. I'm sure my heart had to skip a beat cause how did a picture of River Phoenix get into this batch of pictures from a photoshoot of this sasquatch Jared guy. And later, going back through River pictures, a picture of this moose snuck into River photos somehow - EXCEPT NO CAUSE THAT'S RIVER PLAYING THE GUITAR WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE MOOSE?


Left - River, Right - Jared


Left - Jared, Right - River

(I've posted those before... a long time ago in a galaxy far f-- SHUT UUPPPP. XD)

So my River/Jacen line turned into a River/Jacen/Jared triangle and one became my tiny dork and one became my giant dork and everything in the fandom corner of my brain had settled peacefully. Jared plays a really mean (and effing awesome) bad guy (demon!Lucifer!anysortofevil!Sam is the best thing ever) and would make a killer Darth Caedus. As you can see by the quote in the subject line, River was just like that - he was the little, wide-eyed, goofball Jacen Solo.

But looking at all three: two of my favorite actors and my favorite fictional character -- there's a type. :T

I don't know when this was all realized but at least I have typed it all out and let myself know the links just aren't in my fandom-hazed brain, hehehehehe. XD

P.S. River. Freakin'. Phoenix. Please watch Running On Empty, Stand By Me, The Mosquito Coast & I Love You to Death - DARLING. <3

P.S.S. I LOVE 80'S TRAILERS. XD

P.S.S.S. Here is River molesting a tree. PERFECT?

tenel_ka: ([ sn - swan song ])


New season 6 Supernatural promo shot. It's like the Jacen Solo/Sam Winchester things-- they're just falling from the sky now. FALLING FROM THE SKYYYYYYYYYY


BTW THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

I HAVE SO MUCH ELSE TO WRITE ABOUT HERE BUT I CAN'T I JUST

THE PICTURE XD

(Also, in the sense of a Supernatural promo shot - I kind of love it. Especially with the snake on Sam and the halo on Dean. It's so in your face. <3)

P.S. LOOK AT HIS EYES HIS EYESSSSSSS FIRST THE SNAKE AND NOW THISSSSSSSSS WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO DO TO ME D:
tenel_ka: ([ sw - zekkxy ])
So Jacen Solo got approved for [livejournal.com profile] trans_9! And from a vote of 10 to 5, it's Jared Padalecki for the icons, hehe. Also, [livejournal.com profile] lyraeinne mentioned she might apply to play Tenel Ka, which would be absolutely amazing. SO GET TO IT, GIRL. IF YOU HURRY YOU CAN BRING HER IN AT THE BEGINNING OF FEBRUARY WITH ME AND JACEN CAN BE UNCOMFORTABLE. <3

(The mods also informed me in the approval email, that like [livejournal.com profile] djcati said, a Jaina has been approved this go around too! SO THAT WOULD BE THREE EU FIENDS. MUAHAHA~ I just wish we had a Zekk now. XD)

Someone bought three Be Ready To Fight the Horde shirts the other night! In one order! I was pleasantly surprised. <3 I really need to get some more stuff on there. Especially in the BioShock and Silent Hill sections. MAYBE TODAY. Which will also be used to finish costumes, lol. Except, you know, it's SNOWING OUTSIDE. So I hope everything is here to work on them. Snow is really pretty but not when I need to go somewhere.

P.S. APPARENTLY WE'RE OFFICIALLY GONNA GET A WORD FROM ZEKK IN THE FATE OF THE JEDI BOOKS. Depending on what the word is, I might actually start reading those books! ...but, probably not. LOL.

(Now, if Tenel Ka gets a word, as well as Zekk, then I will seriously consider it. And not just a mention. XD)
tenel_ka: ([ sw - insane! ])
[Poll #1514880]

Okay, so I'm going to be applying a post-NJO Jacen Solo at an RP game AND I AM DEBATING ON THIS VERY IMPORTANT MATTER OF WHO TO USE.

POST-NJO JACEN SOLO? RIVER or JARED????
tenel_ka: ([ sn - SUP ])
LOLOLOL DEAN SAYING TO PARIS HILTON HE'S NEVER SEEN HOUSE OF WAX. THE LOOK SAM GAVE HIM WAS AMAZING.

Oh snap.

Apr. 15th, 2009 11:22 pm
tenel_ka: ([ boys - lou t pucci ])
So Jared went for it in Supernatural.

Kevin did it in Dawn of the Dead.

And now Lou is doing it in Carriers. (Apparently Paramount has stolen all the trailers from YouTube, but this site MAGICALLY STILL HAS IT! :D WHICH IS YAY~ LOU WITH A SHOTGUN. <333)


I love my zombie killin' boys. <3333
tenel_ka: ([ cosplay - rb ])
KATSUCON. TODAY. I AM HOME. Erin and I will be heading over there around 4 (with everyone else heading over later), most likely stopping by Shoppers first for some food substance. BUT YEAH.

Costumes: (Femme!)Jack Frost [Persona/Friday night], Joshua Shepherd [Silent Hill: Homecoming/Saturday morning], Hunter [Left 4 Dead/Saturday afternoon & night]... and then Erin and I will have our super awesome costumes for the dance lololololololol.

Roomings: Two suites (at Katsucon rate!, since it's the same hotel as Anime USA, this means we will still get WEIRD BATHROOMS THAT DON'T LOCK). Costume Superdome contains Erin, me, Beth & Roger. Party Room contains Jeremy, Ronnie, Andre and Alex. Guess whose room will be messier.

People I need to see: [livejournal.com profile] hitosyura (djfaksfjsd texting when I get there!), [livejournal.com profile] rumminov (this is funny cause we were apparently in a Jet Set Radio cosplay picture of group doom together the year before last at this same convention - SMALL WORLD XD), Jonci, Jonathan, ES & VY -- five of which I actually have phone numbers for OH SNAP (STOP. HARASSMENT TIME). Oh, and of course any and all members of Team Takeo making an appearance cause it wouldn't be right if we didn't see them (ESPECIALLY AT THE DANCE).

Stuff to do: BESIDES DANCE? Video games. Run around. Take pictures. Dance. See people. Lounge in the room (where hopefully no creepy dudes come in randomly again). Buy swag. Dance. People watch. Stay up till 5 a.m. with glow sticks then come in and collapse on the couch. Stand by the water dispensers and continously drink and nod your head at people. Dance. Make signs for the bathroom that say OCCUPIED with a censored naked stick figure on them. Watch some TV. Admire our balcony. Watch Andre threaten to climb over to the other balcony. Take more pictures. Order pizza. Eat ramen. Watch creepy people hand out free Pocky to unsuspecting youngsters. Dance some more.

You know, it'll be like Anime USA except bigger. LOL.


P.S. Apparently the cast of the new F13 did a photoshoot. JARED P. MAKEUP. jfsdlkjskafsj yummmmmmmmmmmm
tenel_ka: ([ boys - denial waits ])
Okay, I have to profess my love to an article of clothing and some person there to document said clothing with a camera.

I will give this shirt/sweater my first born child.

Be my guest and click the full size. Look at the hand in the hair, the face and the shirt -- especially that lovely bottom hem. Some photographer caught him somewhat off guard and I love them for that.


Dear photographer and shirt,

You have made my day.

<3, me

Hmmm.

Jan. 15th, 2009 08:02 pm
tenel_ka: ([ smt - true self ])
The new ("remake") Friday the 13th movie. Usually it's hard for me to justify spending $33849839842 on a ticket to go sit in a theater with a bunch of talky assholes to see a movie. But he is so tempting:



kfdlskf adk fasd what. Look at him. LOOOOOOK AT HIIIIIIIM~ I love how the movie will make him have his permanent "O SHIT" face the whole time (see screenshots, almost all of them have him doing :O) -- and JASON GRABBING HIM. TALK ABOUT O SHIT FACE.

So I have off Monday and Tuesday. Lots of website stuff and RPing stuff and costume stuff and WRITING will be getting done this four day weekend. LOTS OF WRITING. And also some video gaming. I have some serious Persona 4/Fallout 3/Left 4 Dead/Chrono Trigger/Crisis Core to get done. Hehe~
tenel_ka: ([ boys - jared ])
GUYS GUYS GUYS.

http://community.livejournal.com/supernatural_tv/1739147.html

JARED'S ACCENT A MINUTE IN. DARLING.

"Yew seen hur?"

HEEEE. Okay, for real. Bedtime.

JFKDJKFJSD

Dec. 4th, 2008 10:01 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sn - sam hurrr ])
OH GAWD. LOOK HOW PRETTY JARED LOOKS IN THE FRIDAY THE 13TH REMAKE. (fjdkdsjfkasdk his HAIR~)


ALSO, THE CARRIE MOMENT ON 30 ROCK TONIGHT WAS PRICELESS. <33333 YES~
tenel_ka: ([ sn - sam hurrr ])
SUPERNATURAL SPOILERS AHEAD. Not any like serious plot matter though...

WHAT??/

Question: Supernatural has been off the charts amazing this season! But, you've been very general with your spoilers. Any chance you can give your favorite readers some concrete stuff? -- Dianne

Ausiello: One of the of the Winchester brothers will partake in a shirtless (and presumably pantsless) sex scene before the end of November sweeps. Even more shocking than that? The deed is done at a location Supe fans hold sacred. Concrete enough for you?


ALRIGHT. WHO IS BANGING WHO IN THE IMPALA? DEAN MIGHT SLAUGHTER SOMEONE IF SAM IS BANGING SOMETHING IN HIS CAR (and I say something because look at Sam's track record -- *cough*WEREWOLF*cough*) -- AND I CAN'T SEE DEAN VOLUNTARILY GETTING BODILY FLUIDS ALL OVER HIS PRECIOUS CAR.

(OMG IF IT WAS SAM AND RUBY THE COMA PATIENT WHEN DEAN WAS GONE I WILL STABINATE SOMETHING. SAM'S A RAPIST? D:)

Also, if it's Sam... how does he fit his ginormous self in the car comfortably enough for him and a chick/werewolf/demon spawn/whatever he will bang?


And your random Supernatural tidbit of the day, to match the rest of the entry: Dean's tear at the end of Heart wasn't scripted. Jensen Ackles was crying because of how emotionally wrecked Jared was -- and Jared's tears were caused by him thinking of someone telling him that he had to put one of his dogs down. Jensen thought of that when the cameras were rolling on him, then came the Dean!tear, then Kim Manners shouted BANG -- which was where they would insert the gunshot Sam delivered at the end of the episode. The yell startled him, which is why he jumps at the gunshot.

Apparently, when the boys watched the episode back, Dean's single tear came and Jared turned to Jensen, laughing, and said, "Thanks for stealing my scene, asshole."


P.S.: This clip of Jared and Jensen is TOO CUTE. Also, does Jared looks 12 YEARS OLD HERE OR WHAT? HE LOOKS SO YOUNG. XD

WORD.

Nov. 9th, 2008 11:55 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sn - eyebrows ])
THIS TUESDAY.

STEPHEN KING'S NEW COLLECTION OF SHORT STORIES: JUST AFTER SUNSET.

"Who but Stephen King would turn a Port-O-San into a slimy birth canal, or a roadside honky-tonk into a place for endless love? A book salesman with a grievance might pick up a mute hitchhiker, not knowing the silent man in the passenger seat listens altogether too well. Or an exercise routine on a stationary bicycle, begun to reduce bad cholesterol, might take its rider on a captivating -- and then terrifying -- journey. Set on a remote key in Florida, "The Gingerbread Girl" is a riveting tale featuring a young woman as vulnerable -- and resourceful -- as Audrey Hepburn's character in Wait Until Dark. In "Ayana," a blind girl works a miracle with a kiss and the touch of her hand. For King, the line between the living and the dead is often blurry, and the seams that hold our reality intact might tear apart at any moment. In one of the longer stories here, "N.," which recently broke new ground when it was adapted as a graphic digital entertainment, a psychiatric patient's irrational thinking might create an apocalyptic threat in the Maine countryside...or keep the world from falling victim to it."

YESSSSSSSSSS.

ALSO SET FOR RELEASE, ABSOLUTELY BLESS THEIR HEART ADORABLE HALLMARK-TYPE WIBBLY OF HAPPY CHRISTMAS MOVIE WITH JARED PADALECKI LOOKING REALLY EFFING HOT (OHMYGOD THE SCARF). IT WILL BE MINE TOO.

[/caps lock excitement]
tenel_ka: ([ boys - river ])
So I'm making a fanmix. And I usually try to keep my fanmixes to the point where they can fit on a cd (so under 80 minutes) -- but this one is at 82 and all the songs are so damn perfect that everytime I click on one to take it off the list I'm like, MEEEHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I made threads for the Clue costume group (here!) and the EU SITH PROJECT RUNWAY GROUP (here!) -- for D*C '09! It's always good to start early! MUAHAHAHA~ (341 days left!)

And that guy I posted a picture of the other day. It was River Phoenix. That picture gave more support to my "Jared Padalecki is the second coming of River Phoenix except more clean and less fashionably 80's" theory.

Mmmmm, excuse to post hot pictures.

(river = left, jared = right)

I know I've blabbed and fangirled about it before -- especially after seeing this picture of Jared Padalecki:

(jared = left, river = right)

(And you have no idea how tempted I am to compare those two pictures of JACEN SOLO. MUAHAHAHH~)

COSTUMEAGE! So I know I'm bringing Poison Ivy to Anime USA, but I'm not sure what else. Maybe an old Silent Hill costume? Or another old costume of mine? Or maybe I should get Mitsuru done? Or Shannon Matthews? I JUST DON'T KNOW. D:

And I think I almost have my Dragon*Con 2009 Costume List finalized, kekekekeke~
tenel_ka: ([ boys - jared ])
HE IS SUCH A MODEL. (LOLOLOLOLOL THE SECOND ONE XD)

OKAY BACK TO FINISHING COSTUMES. Heheheheh~
tenel_ka: ([ sn - BUH? ])
incoherency follows the beep.

*beeeep*


SOMEONE GOT THE SEASON 3 SUPERNATURAL DVDS ALREADY. AND RIPPED THE GAG REEL. AND IT IS FUCKING DELICIOUS. XD

"SON OF A BEEEAAAAAIIITCCCH~" -- and of course the montage of Zoolander faces. <333

"OPEN THE DOORS, LET 'EM ALL IN. THEN WE FIGHT. LIKE MEN IN TIGHTS."

THE "I LOVE YOU" MONTAGE WILL GIVE THE WINCEST FANGIRLS SO MUCH. D:

dklsfjklajsdfjks dfjd Dean: "I miss your musk." HAHAHAHAHA

They are such dorks and I love it. XD

2:02 TO 2:50 IS THE GREATEST SET OF THINGS EVER OH MY GOD. I PAUSED IT AND DIED. Also, Jared walking down the street like a fucking supermodel. SWEET SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHHA~ THE HAIR FLIP. <3333333 "I GOT A LINE, YOU MORON."

and omg them dancing at 3:15

:LDFLKSDLFKJSKFJD JENSEN'S DRAMATIC PRAIRIE DOG KJDFJJFK:J

AND WHAT THE HELL, "YOU CAN DO ME IN THE MORNING YOU CAN DO ME" HHJDFSH

http://community.livejournal.com/supernatural_tv/1590619.html

WAAAAAATCH! BEST EIGHT MINUTES EVER. DORKS. XD


EDIT: OH MY GOD DEAN STICKING THE STAKE IN HIS EAR AND SAM GOING "YESSSSS" WHAT KLFSJDK
tenel_ka: ([ movies - warriors ])
SOMEONE OUT THERE MUST LOVE ME. Apparently the crap set-in-L.A.-instead-of-NYC/real gangs remake of The Warriors ISN'T HAPPENING ANYMORE. :D AWWWWWW. Now if people would just keep their gross, grubby, unoriginal mitts off of Clue and Legend and Labyrinth (I wouldn't be opposed to a film of Return to Labyrinth though, but you have to get Bowie), then the world might be a better place.

SAM WINCHESTER IN THE SUPERNATURAL SEASON 4 PREMIERE. HE IS SO GIANT AND SAUCY.

I've decided I think Stephen King should write the next Star Wars book. Chewbacca gets buried in a special cemetary on some backwater planet where he COMES BACK TO LIFE AND STARTS KILLING PEOPLE. Then the ghosts of Anakin and Jacen harass their sister until SHE COMMITS SUICIDE. Han and Leia and Allana go to find the mysterious mystery of the Falcon and end up in some sprawling building on Fondor where HAN GOES BATSHIT AND TRIES TO KILL LEIA AND ALLANA WHILE ALLANA IS TALKING TO HER FINGER AND CROAKING REDRUM. Jacen's ghost YAMMERS ENDLESSLY IN TENEL KA'S HEAD AND THEN TENEL KA GETS MAULED BY SOME FREAK-JACEN-SOLO SUPPORTER. Tenel Ka gets Allana back and they meet Kyp Durron who is this older gentleman and they totally get all cozy with each other until TENEL KA GETS SHOT IN THE HEAD BY HER SUBJECTS AND KYP IS TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. Zekk, Jacen, Anakin and Raynar go on an overnight trip out in the woods to GO SEE A DEAD BODY.

Oh oh oh and we can't forget -- the Jedi Academy has an event where 100 younglings have to walk for as long as possible and not fall under 4mph over three times or else they get SHOT IN THE HEAD. IT'S A PART OF THEIR TRAINING, YOU GUYS (Kyle Katarn = the Major).

Yes sir. YES SIRRRRRRR.

Also, when Michael Phelps/Cullen Jones/Jason Lezak/Garrett Weber-Gale did the whole gold medal thing on the 400m freestyle, did anyone else think Phelps was totally screaming, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAH!!!111"...? I was thinking, "LOL ARE YOU KICKING THE SMACK-TALKING FRENCH ALAIN BERNARD BACKWARDS INTO THE POOL OR WHAT?"

So the new cd by The Faint is pretty hot. It took a couple listens to get into it but I would definitely have to say "Forever Growing Centipedes", "The Geeks Were Right" and "Fulcrum and Lever" are my three favorite tracks -- the last of which will give me nightmares forever. XD And the lyrics to "The Geeks Were Right" are totally love. <333 Heeehe~

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