tenel_ka: ([ sw - i miss this ])
OH SNAP THIS IS MY NEW WALLPAPER SO GORGEOUS KFJSLDJFKJSKD SEXIEST PIECE OF FANART I HAVE WJISJK JLKESEVER JSJAKJLKLJA LOOK AT TENEL KA AND JACAEDUS AND TAHIRI AND BEN AND MARA AKSKJKA:LS MUSTICON BUH.

Buhhhhhhh. <3333333333333333333333

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[Haven't been keeping up on my hot hot fanart finds -- Caedus, Caedus again (love the color on this one), Adorable Jacen/TK (SO CUTE), Tenel Ka (can't remember if I linked this sketch already), absolutely adorable tiny Jacen & Jaina... kdfjaksjdkfjad OKAY BEDTIME :O]
tenel_ka: ([ sw - zekkxy ])
http://www.starwars.com/vault/books/news20080912.html

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, so apparently the Fate of the Jedi series is a nine book series (authors Troy Denning, Aaron Allston & Christie Golden) that takes place pretty much right where LotF left off. Haha, exactly the same as before except no mandos/Boreba, Jacen hur hur Caedus and Mara.

The best part is that it's all being published in hardcover. Wait, HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH~ they want me to shell about about $150+ for NINE HARDCOVERS (hell, nine books in general) after Legacy of the Force?

YES, PLEASE, LET'S SEE WHERE THIS LEADS US, LOLOLOLOL.

I'll be reading the spoilers and I will splurge for a book -- like I said before -- if it has Tenel Ka or Zekk in an appearance longer than LIKE FIVE PAGES (P.S. a Zekk appearance for longer than five pages doesn't count if he's around Jaina -- WAIT OH HE MIGHT BE DEAD THAT'S RIGHT). Oh, and maybe a Jacen Force Ghostie of Doom.

SORRY FOR MY CONTINUOUS ROFLING OVER HERE. I CAN'T STOP MYSELF. D:
tenel_ka: ([ sw - zekk ])
I have decided something. And this is how it will always be in my head now. Always.

Tenel Ka and Zekk were sick of getting screwed and totally not respected by the MOST POPULAR FAMILIES (LOL S/S) IN THE GALAXY so they plotted together to bring them down. Anakin Solo and the trip to Myrkr -- those were only the start.

Tenel Ka and Zekk continued to get into Jacen and Jaina's heads, respectively -- until Tenel Ka drove Jacen to the Dark Side by having a child that he had to FIERCELY PROTECT TO THE ENDS OF THE GALAXY and Zekk continued to make Jaina confused over which boy she wanted to take to the movies that weekend until she took out her anger and frustration on her twin brother.

This drove both of the Solo kids to murder other members of their family aka the Solo/Skywalker clan. This also, of course, made the whole family a bunch of emo, whiny, annoying bitches.

Suddenly Zekk goes "missing" (this was his plan all along, you see)...

And With Isolder and Jacen gone and Allana being taken care of by Han and Leia...

This leaves Zekk and Tenel Ka together on Hapes. He's not really missing, he's just hanging out in the Fountain Palace gardens on a bunch of cushions getting fed the GFFA equivalent of grapes by handmaidens with Tenel Ka casually resting her head on his stomach and going over Royal Shit on datapads. And then of course they sleep together at night, in more ways than one. *winkwinknudgenudge*

So yeah, everyone = "OH SHIT, ZEKK WENT MISSING. WE MUST FIND HIM."
Zekk and Tenel Ka on Hapes: "LOL, losers."

And all the tabloids are like, "SOLO/SKYWALKER CLAN GONE MAD?" And the Queen Mother and the Lost One know their work here is mother-effing done.

Lumiya who? Caedus what? Alema? Tahiri? LAWD NO, it was Tenel Ka and Zekk all along!

This is how Legacy of the Force ended for me.


(I smell like three paragraph extremely short and to the point fanfiction somewhere. And I'm going to find that bitch and type it up.)
tenel_ka: ([ book - caine ])
LOL, they pushed Stover's Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor back to December and brought the post-LotF book Millennium Falcon up to October -- basically switching both books release dates with one another.

DAMAGE CONTROL?

Whatever it is, it's ONE BIG FAIL.

Haha, I'll be focused that week on Stover's Caine Black Knife anyways -- SORRY POST-LEGACY. :P
tenel_ka: ([ sw - myspace ftw ])
LOL LOL LOL YOUR BOAT!!!11

Another quote from the VIP thread on the official Star Wars board concerning LotF and the emotion behind it and the NJO:

I have heard throughout the Legacy series, from a number of different people, that the series (and the NJO series) was too dark, too distressing. That people read Star Wars to escape reality, not be shoved back into it. The thought at our end was that you all had had enough strife, death, destruction, emotional upheavals to last for quite sometime. What you wanted was escapist fiction -- something that the authors, editors, and I aren't entirely ready to give you -- but felt that reading a book consisting of the characters' heart-wrenching torment of losing yet another child would be too much for an author to write, let alone for us to read.

This has to be the best response ever to that and sums up my thoughts completely.

WAIT WUT?

May. 20th, 2008 05:52 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sw - zekkxy ])
So the new Star Wars book -- the Millenium Falcon one is set two years after LotF.

:|

HOW ABOUT THOSE LOOSE ENDS?

We're putting the gap in there so you won't have to read about the angst and grief our main characters experience [after the events of LotF]...

BECAUSE WE ONLY CARE WHEN THEY'RE HAPPY AND TOTALLY UNHUMANLY EXCITED AND ADVENTUROUS ALL THE TIME?

HEY.

May. 19th, 2008 10:50 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sw - jacen ])
BEST LEGACY OF THE FORCE THEORY EVER.

BIG PROPS TO YOU GUYS. :DDDDDDDDD

So what you're saying, in essence, is that in the face of this question, to fight Evil in the form of Luke Skywalker or to become Evil himself, Jacen Solo should have made the decision to stand firm?

If this was how it was really meant to be then I will STAND BEHIND LOTF AND LOVE IT WITH ALL MY HEART.

But if this just all magically fits together then it's still a jumble of meh-stuff to me.

(I still think it's classic that Jacen was pretty much right in the end.)

WAY TOO.

May. 15th, 2008 05:44 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sw - zekkxy ])
Alright, I want to go to this place so bad. It's so pretty~ I would especially be overcome with glee on Vogel Rok and Dreamflight -- and then again in Villa Volta (OMG LOVE)~

DAMMIT I NEED TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD RIGHT NOW THEY HAVE MEET AND GREETS WITH CASPIAN AT DISNEY HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS AND THE DUDE DISNEY GOT TO PLAY HIM FOR THE MEET AND GREETS IS HOT. KFJDJKLFJDKJSDFJK. HOTTTTTTT. HOT HOT HOT.


Okay, so I was flipping through Invincible again and I realized this build-up of my "D:?" towards the Solo clan (yes even Jacen) has been going on throughout this whole series. This is one of the reasons I want to throw a bag of ticks on the Solo's:

Han to Jaina, concerning something she said about Boba Fett: "I always knew you were our smart one."

REALLY? Anakin gets himself killed in a war to help you rickety geezers and Jacen learns a crazyass amount about the Force and was always spewing his philisophical shit EVERYWHERE and is getting no help from his parents through all his dumbassery (I mean NJO to now = "Oh we just don't understand him~! Just ignore his dithering, honey. He'll shut up one day.") and you're basically calling them both DUH DUH DOI? I know he's Han and he jokes all the time and crap -- which I'm sure was exactly what this was -- but joking about his DEAD/MENTALLY LOST SONS to his daughter who is HOPING TO GO SLAUGHTER THE REMAINING SOLO BOY-CHILD? I hope the Millenium Falcon breaks. Again. Over and over. Like it doesn't already. D:

And this is where I insert the last spoilery lines of my mini-rant. )

SHOULDN'T YOU GUYS BE SAD OR SOMETHING? When did the Solos get all NOT SOLO-Y? kjfkjsdfkjsdkfjskdjfkjdias mrweiraejlkd anyways.

THE OFFICE AND SUPERNATURAL FINALES TONIGHT. GOOD.

Aaaand bad = the fact that my left leg is starting to hurt because I'm walking funny so my foot doesn't hurt -- my right foot is also not very happy that it's usually taking on all my weight. THIS IS AWESOME. :|
tenel_ka: ([ sw - little boy lost ])
Today I realized my contract with Cingular was over a couple months ago and now I'm on a month to month thing. This is awesome, because this means I can get the eff off of Cingular-- oh sorry, AT&T, and go on another service. I really dug Virgin Mobile when I had it, so I might switch back to that. I never really talk on my phone too much. If anything, I use it to text more.


There was a topic on a message board about the nerdiest thing you had ever done was. This made me think about the question for myself. There's the costumes and the websites and stuff, sure. But nerdiest? I think I would have to go with this:

It's like a banner of geekiness that always comes with me. )

NOW THAT I HAVE SHARED WITH YOU MY DEEPEST, MOST NERDTASTICAL THING EVER, I shall... uh, do something.


Aaaaand Here is a mini rant on Jacen, Tenel Ka and Invincible. )

I've decided that I didn't really like the series as a whole. None of the books really stood out to me -- I'm gonna have to go with Tempest as my favorite. Only because the cover is hot. And that's pretty bad when I have to go on the covers. Wait, I also like all the little fun things Denning always interjects into the stories. BUGSLUT. Invincible wins second for the cousins. Fury wins third for Zekk going all odd and gray and out of it concerning the Force.

But I can't nerd out over LotF like I did with other books like the NJO and even the DN books -- not to mention the YJK series and all the awesomely-cheesy-amazing Bantam books where there could be LOTS OF FUN WITHOUT LOTS OF KILLING.

Buuuuuuuuuh~

...really?

May. 13th, 2008 11:57 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sw - jacen ])
I kind of hate the Solo family.

Yeah, I finished Invincible. And this is my review. :| )

And mark my words. If that darling brat starts calling those two "Mommy" and "Daddy" in any future book, I am so far out of this shit it's not even funny. D:


Props also to the new best Jacen Solo joke in the history of ever: "What's the difference between a lightsaber and a glowrod? A lightsaber impresses girls!"

YES. LOOOOOOOVE. <3


Final words on the series: It's like the whole galaxy just got Rickrolled. Seriously.

OH GOD.

May. 6th, 2008 11:27 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sw - om nom nom ])
I apologize to all my Star Wars EU pals who are avoiding spoilers cause I keep posting them.


I MAKE YOU SOME ICONS WITH NO SPOILERS FOR HAPPINESS TIMES. XD

I... couldn't help with these. Once I made a couple they just kept coming.

Under the cut (and there are NO SPOILERS! :D) =
Anakin x2, Jacen x3, Tenel Ka x1, Kyp x1, Corran x1, Han & Leia x1, Zekk x1, Jag x1, "J/TK" x1, "Jacen/Danni" x1, Anja Gallandro x1, Alema x1, Kyle x1, Mara + Jacen x1, LOL Ben x1

Teaser of doomy doom.


ASK ME ABOUT THREE WAYS. )

Seriously, Zekk/Jag/Jaina, Zekk/Jaina/Alema? Zekk needs to learn the word monogamy. *cough*ONHAPES.*cough*

And then here are the only two serious ones I managed to make out of the bunch. XD I miss YJK Solo twins. They are so bitter at each other now it makes me want to barf rainbows all over them to get them to stop.




Y'all know I love all these characters with all my heart but they're all so easy to poke fun at. Seriously. XD

OSHI!

May. 6th, 2008 06:38 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sw - zekkxy ])
In addendum to the Zekk spoilers from yesterday...

INVINCIBLE SPOILERS: He should get HAPES. IN HIS PANTS. )


(LOL, I'm trying to keep Invincible spoilers separate from other LJ posts so THEY DON'T CONTAMINATE ANYTHING OR ANYONE. XDDDDDDD)

LOVE.

May. 5th, 2008 11:08 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sw - zekk ])
GO BABY GO.

INVINCIBLE SPOILERS. ZEKK. HEART. )

I SMELL FANFICTION. THREE WAY. XD

WAT.

May. 3rd, 2008 06:38 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sn - :( sam ])
OH WOW.

INVINCIBLE SPOILER I DIDN'T KNOW BEFORE BUT IT IS KIND OF GROSSING ME OUT NOW THAT I KNOW. D: )



For some reason I am so ooged out by this. I don't know why dasjflkjsd. FOURTEEN. dsalkafjjdf. D:



(I CAN'T HELP BUT GIGGLE THOUGH. XD)

...

May. 2nd, 2008 06:16 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sw - asteroid belt ])
Aaaaaaaaaaaaandd...

Under this cut I react to MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR MAJOR INVINCIBLE SPOILERS. )

I tried to leave any trace of reaction outside of the cut since however I reacted would be considered a spoiler.

...and that's that.

AND: where are the japanese covers of this series, PLEEEEEEEEASE? :D


I'm gonna go spend my weekend killing everything in Grand Theft Auto IV now.
tenel_ka: ([ sw - royal pain in the ])
INVINCIBLE DP. ALSO A POSSIBLE UNCONFIRMED SPOILER. Unconfirmed meaning so far only one person supposedly has the book so no one can back them up yet. D:


ONE JEDI KNIGHT! LOL I'M SO FUNNY~ )
tenel_ka: ([ sw - jacen ])
New Invincible summary! :O


And people doubt Caedus' power recklessness awesomeness crazy-asshattery:

It’s a plan that will be as difficult and dangerous to execute as it is daring. For Caedus is a scion of both the Skywalker and Solo bloodlines whose command of the Force surpasses even that of his grandfather Darth Vader. There is only one who is bound by destiny to stand against him in what will surely be a duel to the death, only one with an outside chance of bringing down the dark lord who was once Jacen Solo.

BOLDED BY ME, YES.

P.S. Hey Anakin Skywalker, Caedus doesn't whine like a little beetch. He just kills. Caedus: 1, Vader: 0.


ROFL, I love this too:

The furious final moments between power and peace are here, and whoever confronts Darth Caedus will decide the outcome–and the fate of those left standing.


Uh, don't we already know who confronts him since it's on the cover? Or are we trying to throw a "curveball" here a la Mara on the cover of Sacrifice...? LOL, "curveball"~

Although, another blurb about the book says like Han, Leia, Zekk and Jag go with her to confront Caedus. Really? Isn't this like her thing? I'm calling Caedus killing Zekk.

waaaaat?

Mar. 1st, 2008 05:53 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sw - zekkxy ])
So Invincible is only 299 pages long...

Really? That seems so short.

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