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Apr. 2nd, 2010 01:22 am
tenel_ka: ([ bioshock - daddypoo ])
I really, really, really need to go to bed but I can't tear myself away from [livejournal.com profile] circusofwhores. It is way too funny and it's so INCREDIBLEEEEE YESSS to see other BioShock fans who are absolutely insane like myself, lololol. <3

Seriously, this is making me lmao. THE VIDEO. THE COMMENTING. I love playing Oscar way too much.

I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP. I CAN'T DO IT. XD

lololololol

Mar. 5th, 2010 12:34 am
tenel_ka: ([ sw - zekkxy ])
Seen in the Backlash discussion thread on theforce.net's boards lolololol.

Poster #1: "What's Zekk been up to since Invincible? Do we get the story on why he went MIA?"
Poster #2: "He takes a page out of Jacens book an gets-it-on with a Hapan red-head i supose."

SMART MEN, THOSE TWO. STRAIGHT FOR THE HAPANS. XD


I am so happy tomorrow is Friday. It's also the start of the Silent Hill Group Playthrough -- [livejournal.com profile] neelys_bar!! YESSSSSS GROUP CRACKINESS.

fdajsdjfkasjfsaj I love BT so much. It's all BT's fault I started that damn fanfiction series in 2003. *shakes fist* BEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEE!

It's seriously time for bed i'm getting incoherent guys sleep good thugs.
tenel_ka: ([ sw - myspace ftw ])
Okay, fake or not, this is effing funny as shit. So wrong, but so right and classic. TEAM CHRIS. I absolutely cackle so hard at: "Ladies and gentlemen..... my sister is a whore."

ALSO THIS EXCHANGE IS THE BEST --
Katie: "TAKE THIS DOWN NOW! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!"
Chris: "what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? go ahead."

sdklfjakljsd flololololol

Also, yes, it is so, so horrible that after a couple minutes my mind went to fandom places. I mean really, come on COME ON COME ON IT'S PERFECT..

"So if everyone hasn't heard yet...... I'm grounded for the next 3 months. Why? Because jaina decided to rat me out and tell my parents about the 12 pack of Corellian Ale, menegerie of endangered species and Hapan porn i was hiding in my room. My parents are Alderaanian and Corellian, and all of you know that they're kriffing strict.

Since all I can do and all I'll ever for the next 2 and a half months involve sitting on the holonet all day, I thought I'd get a little revenge today. Everyone out there might think my sister is such a sweet and innocent girl, but a few days ago I decided to go treasure hunting in her room and found a little something special hidden in her closet. this will make the next 2.5 months bearable.

Ladies and gentlemen..... my sister is a whore."

Jag: note to self. do not hook up with Jaina.
Lowbacca: omg
Talon: u are a dick! but this is so funny!
Kyp: HOLY SHAVIT.
Valin: hey kyp, if you cut your hair you're gettin a BJ!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHH!!!
Anakin: holy shavitttttttttttt
Lando: omkg
Ganner: omg
Zekk: i knew she was a closet slut.
Tenel Ka: ........ this is so wrong.
Tahiri: jacen, i really think you should take this down, this is SO wrong on SO many levels. this is such a douche bag move by your part. YOU were at fault for having ale and porn in your room in the first place. you need to grow up and be mature and stop being such a DICK
Jaina: TAKE THIS DOWN NOW! WHAT THE KRIFF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
Jacen: what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your dick sucking list to spacebook? go ahead.
Raynar: omg.
Lusa: no way...
Jaina: EVERY DE-TAG YOUR SELF NOW! REMOVE THE TAGS JACEN OR IM GOING TO SERIOUSLY HURT YOU. TAKE THIS PICTURE DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!! PICK UP YOUR COMLINK!
Jacen: I <3 spacebook like you <3 cock

This is really why Jaina kills Jacen in the future. He was having Caedus impulses so long ago!

P.S. The part about Jaina giving Kyp a BJ if Kyp cuts his hair WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS. KYP HAS FIXED HIS HAIR FOR A WOMAN BEFORE. XDDDDDDDD

HAHAHAHAHA.

Aug. 4th, 2009 09:05 pm
tenel_ka: ([ awesome - humpage ])
I cackled so hard while reading this: If ‘Twilight’ Was About Dragons (And Contained More Fisting) (lol nsfw)

I'm sure who is who is obvious. And Theo is a dragon. Not a vampire.

Cackle. Especially the sample chapter... especially this part...

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While Bonita's friend walked off in a direction, Bonita continued to watch the mysterious and mysterious Theo. She still couldn't quite put her finger on what exactly it was that separated Theo from the other boys, even as she sat watching him blast fire from his gaping mouth. She sat there emotionlessly, drool trickling down her chin, watching Theo for a little while longer. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, but probably wasn't, Theo approached her, his horns pointing out like dongs atop his head, and his dong, confident and powerful, protruding from his dong-region like a massive horn.

"You must be Bonita," Theo said, his voice low and warm, and with just a hint of mischief. He sounded the way that drives girls crazy, like an American Idol or an iPod or whatever. His eyes, the color of coals (black), seemed to be staring directly into Bonita's soul. A warming chill sent sweaty shivers up Bonita's spine.

"I am," Bonita said, registering neither shock nor joy at the realization that Theo knew her name.

"I was about to go to lunch," Theo whispered, his pointed dragon teeth looking like a bunch of finely sharpened dongs. "Are you hungry?"

"No." I don't feel like mentioning that my stomach is already full, Bonita thought. Full of butterflies. Fucking each other.

"No, I'm sure you're hungry," snarled Theo. "Let's get out of here."

It's true, Bonita was hungry. Maybe she didn't realize it before, or maybe she just needed a strong man in her life to tell her exactly how she felt, but now all she could think about was eating whatever Theo told her to eat.

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Foot still hurts. D:

LOLOLOLOL

Jul. 31st, 2009 12:44 am
tenel_ka: ([ games - tzimisce ])
[livejournal.com profile] see_aphy_be just made me crack the hell up by IMing me a link. Said link led me to:



OKAY BED TIME. PITTSBURGH TOMORROW. XD
tenel_ka: ([ sh - 11/21 ])
My random list of the day.

TOP TEN ONE-LINERS FROM THE SILENT HILL PROTAGONISTS

I swear, this series has the BEST LOL DIALOGUE EVER, especially from the player characters. You can't help but giggle and cackle and love them. James and Harry seriously get the best lines ever. Since I have been/am going to replay the series for my GVGP list (which I will totally not finish by the end of '09), I figured I would celebrate with my ten favorites. Technically some are not one-liners, but they were too good to leave out.

(Also, I did these from memory. So some of them might be a little off. XD)

10.) "A dead person can't write a letter." (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
09.) "SHUT YOUR STINKIN' MOUTH, BITCH." (Heather Morris, Silent Hill 3)
08.) "What the... hell?" (Henry Townshend, multiple times, Silent Hill 4: The Room)
07.) "Wait, I'm not here to fight. My name is Harry Mason, I'm in town on vacation." (Harry Mason, Silent Hill)
06.) "You're not friends with that red, pyramid thing, are you?" (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
05.) "You have got to be shittin' me!" (Alex Shepherd, Silent Hill Homecoming)
04.) "Don't worry, I'm not crazy... at least I don't think so." (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
03.) "It's like I was there, but not really." (Harry Mason, Silent Hill)
02.) "I want you... I want you with me..." (James Sunderland, Silent Hill 2)
01.) "Huh. Radio. What's going on with that radio?" (Harry Mason, Silent Hill)

If I had a dollar for every time my sister and I have said, "Huh. Radio." -- I would be rich.

I just hope the "reimagining" of the first game for the Wii -- Silent Hill: Shattered Memories -- keeps some of the COMPLETELY AWESOME DIALOGUE cause it just wouldn't be the same without it. Not that it's going to be the same anyways... I mean, Harry Mason HAS GLASSES. WHAT.

LULZ?

May. 18th, 2009 10:49 pm
tenel_ka: ([ boys - the long lost bro ])
So the other night I was bored and surfing around YouTube and I found these, which were uploaded very recently and made me cackle like crazy:

LET'S FREAKIN' PLAY SILENT HILL: Part One & Part Two

I love the banter and their senses of humor and I can't wait for them to do the rest of the game.

ALSO! This Friday night I am leaving to go to Disney World with [livejournal.com profile] omicron1337/Miss ERIN! I AM SENDING POSTCARDS. If you would like one then you can send your magical place of postcard receivings to heather @ whatthefun.net ~ Or you can PM me over at Mindbreak! I can't find my address book with my addresses for Christmas cards in it (way to fail, hache!) so I need them again. You know, whichever place you will be at a week from now. Hehe.

(My ulitmate goal is to have the rest of my 2007 DW trip pictures up before I leave Friday night. MUAHAHHA~)

DO IT. XD

I am jonesing for some serious Team Fortress 2 right now. Scout & Sniper both = <3~

HEEEEE!

Apr. 14th, 2009 05:38 pm
tenel_ka: ([ smt - persona ])
[livejournal.com profile] hitosyura! I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THE LOL CLOTHING COMMERCIAL.

"Thou art I.
I am Thou.
Thou shalt be blessed when creating Personas of the Funk Arcana."

LOLOLOLOL LOVE IT (esp. when Minato's the one flipping the bottom of his jacket back -- CLASSY <3). And the sped up Pharmacy song at the end, HAHA.


(P.S. The original! Heeee~!)

Okay.

Mar. 10th, 2009 07:01 pm
tenel_ka: ([ boys - quest ])
I think I've calmed down now. XD

WOO! They won last week! And D-trix almost stripped all his clothes off during the credits and was throwing them out to the audience lololololol~ SO EXCITED FOR THEM. <3

Reaper is on tonight! The premiere last week was very good so I'm excited for the episode tonight. I love Sock and Ben.

Sock (about his new stepsister): She is so hot...
Ben: Smokin'.
Sock: Shut your mouth. That is my sister ...I got dibs!

I got a new phone the other day. It's the Samsung Eternity and it is pretty snazzy. I got it at a good price too, which made me happy. I made my welcome message, "Mark stepped lightly." -- which will probably be changed to "Mark danced seductively!" And my wallpaper is this picture of Louis. I love when I press the hold button to take my phone off of lock and THERE IS LOUIS LOOKING ALL HOT AND ACTIONY WITH HIS PISTOLS. <3

I can also assign ringtones to people and record my own, so you can bet everyone will be getting some pretty classy shit. Hehe.

Also, classic comment on passiveaggressivenotes.com: "When a friend of mine broke up with her boyfriend, before she moved out she took 200 post it notes and wrote 'FUCK YOU' on all of them and hid them all over his house. In DVD cases, in books, in the cabinets. She told me she hopes that in 10 years he opens a book he hasn’t touched in a decade and is reminded of how much she hates him. Very classy."

HAHAHAHAHAHHA~
tenel_ka: ([ awesome - humpage ])
I must have this as a ringtone.
tenel_ka: ([ awesome - humpage ])
Andy Samberg (dancing Andy!) and zombies just made my life.
tenel_ka: ([ teevee - winner! ])
So I love "Jizz in My Pants" and "Space Olympics" but this weekend while we were watching the Lonely Island videos at Valerie and Brian's (Mom and I went to Pittsburgh this weekend cause Valerie and I were getting our dresses fitted for their wedding :D) -- we watched this one... and I almost died laughing and was singing it all weekend.

I don't know why it's so funny. But it is.

See you around...

djsfasdkfasjdfksjdfksjdfskadfj sadf sdf I CAN'T HELP IT LOLOLOLOL

(So tempted to make an icon, but with what line?)
tenel_ka: ([ teevee - one crack rock ])
Okay, first, Jorma dancing to bands practicing at SNL. Bill Hader's face = love.

And here is "Boombox"~

All the lyrics crack me up, but I have to give extra props to how they say BOILED GOOSE in the last verse and this is definitely my favorite couple lines:

The music washed away all the hate
And society started advancing
Every demographic was represented
It was a rainbow coalition of dancing
Whoa!
Everyone was wearing fingerless gloves
Whoaaaaaoaaaaaoh!
I saw a spanish guy doing the Bartman


The fact that everyone is wearing fingerless gloves and THEY MENTIONED THE BARTMAN. fdjkjsdkfjasdkfjaskfjd LOLOLOLOL~ when I heard this song in the car yesterday for the first time, I was at a stop light and cracking up. It was horrible. XD

(DO YOU GUY REMEMBER DO THE BARTMAN??? I felt like I was transported to my childhood when they mentioned the Bartman~ XDDD

Do the bartman, DO THE BARTMAN
Everybody back and forth, from side to side!
)
tenel_ka: ([ teevee - winner! ])
So I bought The Lonely Island's cd today during lunch, like I said I would yesterday lol. Then I drove around and listened to/sang with "Jizz in my Pants", "Space Olympics", "Ras Trent", "Dick in a Box" and "I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain!)" really loud before going back to work. I probably looked like a tool but I didn't give a damn. I couldn't help it. The joy and absolute dorkery of those songs is TOO MUCH.

Also, the fact that I now have the JimP, RT, DiaB and Space Olympics on DVD makes me so giddy, you have no idea. XD

Look at them. <3



(SO CUTE~ AND JORMA = DARLING.)

I wish the average age of Katsucon wasn't like... -11, cause I would request "Jizz in my Pants" at one of the dances this weekend. Or hell, the dance remix of Christian Bale's freakout. ("WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND???/")

I am trying to nurse my inappropriate crushes on The Lonely Island, Thom Yorke and Bill Hader but they are threatening to get out of control. D:

(BOOMBOX is the funniest song ever, I must link for you all.)

And I didn't mean to roll up to the drive-through window at Taco Bell with Ras Trent blaring earlier. I really didn't.

TOMORROW!

Feb. 9th, 2009 10:29 pm
tenel_ka: ([ teevee - winner! ])
INCREDIBAD is coming out and it will have the SPACE OLYMPICS song and JIZZ IN MY PANTS. And RAS TRENT!

I am going to Best Buy tomorrow on my lunch break. Space Olympics will help me pass the week and then Katsucon will be here. XD
tenel_ka: ([ smt - all in the eyes ])
YOSUKE ASKED ME WHERE I KEPT MY PORN YESTERDAY. I TOLD HIM IT WAS UNDER THE FUTON.

I LOVE THIS GAME. XD

I... I...

Dec. 9th, 2008 11:58 pm
tenel_ka: ([ sw - snakeeeee ])
I AM KIND OF LAUGHING TOO HARD RIGHT NOW. HE IS JASON SOLO, YOU GUYS. dkslafjkjdfj ROFL~


Okay, so KRIFF THIS (which, check the name change topic) -- is ALL NEW AND IMPROVED, kind of. The Holonet has transformed into a place where you can message board with any characters from any fandom and there's some new stuff sprinkled here and there. And don't mind the temporary logo right now, LOL.

COME BY FOR A VISIT~ OR JOIN IF YOU HAVEN'T. XD

THIS MESSAGE BOARD WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN LIKE A NEWLY HATCHED ZOMBIE.


P.S. HI NEW FRIENDS! <33333 :D
tenel_ka: ([ teevee - winner! ])
ANDY SAMBERG. THIS. MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING.

SO GROSS. BUT SO FUNNY. D: AND XD ALL IN ONE.

ALSO, JUSTIN THE JANITOR.
tenel_ka: ([ sh - super pyramid head bros ])
I love JAMES S. DANCING AND PH IS LIKE WTF -- I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That's something I would sit around and do cause James looks super RIDIN' TEH LOLLERSKATES when he moves.

(also, if you haven't seen the animation someone made of Pyramid Head dancing to SexyBack, yesssssssss)


OKAY GOTTA GO TO SLEEP SO I CAN CELEBRATE SILENT HILL DAY TOMORROW~!
tenel_ka: ([ sh - brothers ])
So casually I went to stores today on lunch, just in case, but no. Silent Hill Homecoming day will be tomorrow. Which is fine by me.

I used tonight to finish my homework for this week and wash my hair and get crap done so tomorrow afternoon I can come home after work, game in hand, and go in the basement and turn off my lights and play and play and cry myself to sleep at night because of the creepy shit I witnessed in the game all evening -- SERIOUSLY OHMYGAWHWAH WHA WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT --

Two random awesome Akira Yamaoka songs for you to enjoy, with vocals by the always lovely Mary Elizabeth McGlynn: Tender Sugar and Waiting For You ~ LIVE AT "Heaven's Night". <33333333

And HAHAHAAHAAHHHAHA~ The bottom picture is my favorite. CLASSIC. I love passiveaggressivenotes.com. XD

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