OH OH OH.

[tenel_ka]

Master KDurron: TENEL KA SAID (getting) HAPES MAKES HER ANGRY.
Tenel Ka XD: ... have I mentioned how much I hate you lately?
Suave Colt Pimp: Sorry about that Tenel Ka...
Master KDurron: NO. DO IT AGAAAAIN.
Suave Colt Pimp: I thought I was clean.
Tenel Ka XD: Alright, someone spiked his jawa juice.
MasterJacenXD: Wait...
ShapedJeedai: Lando gave Colt45 Tenel Ka Colt45 Hapes?
MasterJacenXD: What?
MasterJacenXD: What do you mean clean? What are you sorry for?
Taanab Darling: I am so, so very confused.
ShapedJeedai: YOUR UNCLE LANDO GAVE YOUR WIFE AN STD
Suave Colt Pimp: Did Jacen catch it too? Hahaha, you brat.
Master KDurron: What?
Tenel Ka XD: ...



Suave Colt Pimp: Who is this Zekk?
Suave Colt Pimp: I don't think I've met her.
MasterJacenXD: Oh yes. You'd like Zekk Uncle Lando
MasterJacenXD: Just your type
Suave Colt Pimp: Like your mom?
Tenel Ka XD: Exactly your type.
MasterJacenXD: In fact, I think we could introduce you
Tenel Ka XD: Long black hair, gorgeous green eyes.
Suave Colt Pimp: Rack?
Suave Colt Pimp: Lando loves breasts.
Tenel Ka XD: ... perfect size, Lando.
MasterJacenXD: The rack is the hottest part about her.
Master KDurron: ..... *refrains from bursting out laughing*
Suave Colt Pimp: Was she that greasy girl who was on the striketeam?
Master KDurron: I'd hit it.
Suave Colt Pimp: You hit lot of things.
MasterJacenXD: So would you
MasterJacenXD: To hear Dad tell it anyway
Suave Colt Pimp: Would, more like did.
Taanab Darling: Lando would hit Han?
MasterJacenXD: He told us this one story about a Togorian
Suave Colt Pimp: If he got out of line.
MasterJacenXD: And there was another about an Ugnaught
Suave Colt Pimp: Like this one time han tried to get into bed with me so I had to lock him in an airlock. You know Jacen, you're a lot like him.
MasterJacenXD: *laughs* I'm nothing like him
Suave Colt Pimp: Well you do have your mothers figure.
MasterJacenXD: You would notice something like that on a young male wouldn't you
Suave Colt Pimp: Yeah, you have child bearing hips.
Tenel Ka XD: ...
Tenel Ka XD: Should I mention that I am fairly disturbed right now?
Suave Colt Pimp: He'll make a good mother, Tenel Ka.



(Lando on Zekk: Suave Colt Pimp: Was she that greasy girl who was on the striketeam? --- <333333333333333333333 HAHAHAHAHAHAH)


IIIIIIIIIII have a present for EU-peoples again -- in about... *checks uploader* ...nineteen minutes. It's not icons this time and it's lots of Jacen-related-HI-I'M-A-DUMBASS kind of stuff. AND THERE'S NO SPOILERS. So hopefully it'll pop up on here in about half an hour.

THIS IS YOUR HALF AN HOUR PRE-CRACK WARNING. Sound the sirens. D:

(The best line in this project is definitely, "WHICH ONE OF YOU WHORES IS NEXT?" XD)