These are dark times, my friend. Evil abounds and gloom has taken over the galaxy. And there in the distance is a murmuring of rebellion. It is the fans... and we want QUALITY STORY LINES FOR OUR MONEY YOU KRIFFING BUTT SWABS!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to need to steal that "Dear Del Ray" icon. Hey - didn't you have an icon about how bad Han and Leia were as parents? I need that one, too!