your joy is my low

So my internet has been acting like a dirty whore but luckily I was out to dinner on Friday night and then at the Maryland Renn. Fair on Saturday so I didn't have to deal with it. D: Of course, it doesn't help when it's still acting like that. It finally is kind of working! :O

This weekend is Anime USA and I know I'm bringing Poison Ivy. I'll probably also bring Henry Townshend. Simple and comfortable outfit, plus I get to carry an axe and chocolate milk (and possibly the Eileen Barbie in my shirt XD). Although, I was thinking about bringing some makeup and being Sacrament 21 again. Cause that was fun and it's getting close to Halloween, so maybe busting out the nasty at the convention this weekend might be fitting. But knowing me, I will be lazy and just bring Henry. XD

Speaking of costumes... I think this is what Dragon*Con 2009 will look like. And of course, the list will probably change a trillion times before then. (Although, the list I posted after D*C 2007 of what I would wear at D*C 2008 was surprisingly almost spot-on. :D)...

-- the Masked Bandit (The Fall -- w/ Ashley as Darwin)
-- the Frog Brothers (The Lost Boys -- w/ Ashley)
-- Mrs. White (Clue -- group effort) [NOTE: costume already started!]
-- Tenel Ka (Young Jedi Knights -- group effort) [NOTE: costume already done!]
-- Tenel Ka (SITH! -- group effort)

And then some other possibilities:

-- Carrie (Stephen King's Carrie)
-- Peter McVries (Stephen King's The Long Walk -- parade what? three years in a row!) [NOTE: costume already done!]
-- Electric Dream Machine (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
-- Sir Robin (Monty Python and the Holy Grail -- TEAM TAKEO WHAT!)
-- some Silent Hill costume

There's also a couple things the LOL RHYTHM BANDITS have been chatting about (yay costume discussions at IHOP!) so hopefully those pan out too. Heeehehehe~

kfljdakljdsfak SO TIRED. D:

(E.T. makes me cry like a bitch, you guys. I love that movie.)

I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WATCHING THIS MOVIE AGAIN TONIGHT.

DAMMIT, I AM MAKING A MRS. WHITE COSTUME FOR D*C NEXT YEAR. I WILL FIT MY HAIR UNDER A WIG. IT WILL BE DONE.





(I love her.

"It's a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead I have a life.")

Alright, so last night on SYTYCD. The routine from the Criss Angel Cirque show = YESSSSSSSSS PLZZZZZZZZ. It was creepy and WADE-Y and I watched it like ten times. Also, YAY WINNER. :D

Then we come to America's Best Dance Crew and America was stupid and put the lamest crew in the top, pitting the most creative and entertaining and innovative crew (Fanny Pak) against one of the most athletic crews (Super Cr3w). I don't know how So Real Cru (who is okay, yeah, but they haven't WOWED me once) is getting so much fanfare and YAY when they're just okay.

Also, when Fanny Pak did the judges thing during their Flashdance routine I absolutely lost it. Glenda dressed up like Shane Sparks and bouncing around was all kinds of classic, as was, "YA'LL RIPPED IT~" -- "10 10 10 SHABAM" -- "IT WASN'T CLEAN.............. YOU ALL ARE TRUE ARTISTS."

LOVED IT. Fanny Pak won in my book, dammit.

But the show, omg, please put in a vote or two for Super Cr3w, cause if a just okay crew wins America's BEST DANCE CREW, there will be hell to pay. Come on. Look at the routines of Supreme Soul and Super Cr3w and Fanny Pak against SoReal. Oh, look there's some isolations and the chicks writhing around and whining about how their parents don't support them when they're obviously in the audience looking happy and proud.

NO. Sure, I can't do what they do. But then again, I'm not trying out for AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW.

In other news... HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH, I love how one of the IMDB keywords for the movie Titus is ACCIDENTAL CANNIBALISM. And there are only like five other movies in the whole database with the same keyword -- one of which is the 80's version of Titus Andronicus. ACCIDENTAL CANNIBALISM. OH SHAKESPEARE, YOU CARD~

I need to watch that movie again. Heeehe~

Hahaha! In a discussion concerning the movie Step Brothers on the IMDB message board:

Person #1: Wow, that really makes me want to see this movie (sarcasm). Why does Will Ferrell think his being naked is funny? No one wants to see naked men; even women don't. You want evidence? Why do 99% of exotic clubs feature female dancers?

Person #2: Because only men will pay for nudity and sex.

HAHAHAHA, ZING. Also found on IMDB -- I watched part of the Twilight fandom explode on IMDB yesterday during my lunch break, in a bad, bad way after spoilers for their new book were floating around. I should do a study on fandoms. It was like watching a star collapse or a train wreck or something equally as insane. I saw diehard fans of the books fully renounce their fandom and complain about how the series is ruined (Loch Ness Monster, lulz).

Most of the posts looked like this -- and this is an actual example:

*cries*
It all sounds like something created by a hater or fanfiction
but it also sounds so like stephenie.

Is that supposed to be a compliment or a bash? :( I've seen a billion icons around LJ about how the last book is just one BIG FAIL, so this could take my study even further. I could include the reactions to the last Legacy of the Force (hell, NJO for that matter too -- loose ends much?) book and the last Harry Potter book for my study too. Of course, this is looking to be the most violent reaction I've seen.

AND HEY. JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS WINS. Love it. XD

Have I mentioned how much I love Terry (Nick Swardson) from Reno 911!: "I'm recording an album... it's called Terry: South Bitch: Live. Fuck you, Dad. And it drops in, uh 2009."

Terry: "I'm on wheels, yo!"
Raineesha: "Thats not the only thing you're on. What else are you on, Terry?"
Terry: "I'm on fucking crack, yo!"

Trudy: "Terry, when you're here, you're an ambassador for Reno."
Terry: "Heavy on the assador!"

Raineesha: "We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk and you the only thing I see around here that could qualify as lewd."
Terry: "How is this... I'm not lewd at all... I don't even know what... lube or lewd?"

And those are only from the movie... if I started quoting Terry from the show... XDDDD Aaaaaaaand I totally didn't pick up Jim Dangle in Revelry Junction. Not at all. :|

Also, one of the best and most simple things in the world is sleeping in. HEART.

Was it just me, or did Tim Gunn say something to the effect of "I have to go throw myself in front of a taxi cab after I slit my wrists!" -- in the previews for next week's Project Runway...? BECAUSE LOL TIM GUNN. <33333

Here are some random tidbits. RANDOM YAY!

1.) HEY MTV, FUCK YOU. THIS IS NOT NEEDED. NOT AT ALL.

2.) aklsjdfkldsjfjk VEGAS. CRISS ANGEL. WADE ROBSON. CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. The new pictures! The second picture -- the grayish dress with all the swirls on it = OMG <3333. AND THE BLACK OUTFIT IN THE THIRD ROW IS CREEPY. LOOK AT HER NAILS. D: I CAN'T WAIT.

3.) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4!: "It's our funniest season yet, I think," said McElhenney, who'd only part with one plotline, though that one's probably enough to set the tone: "We get addicted to eating human meat."

4.) NEW ROBOT FOES FROM TERMINATOR SALVATION -- EWWW HYDRABOTS.

In other news, MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE AT DRAGON*CON? SERIOUSLY? Oh snap~ :O

The Fall is still playing in Shirlington when I thought it would be out of that theater like two weeks ago. IT IS CALLING TO ME. D:

I am the only person in the world not uber-orgasmic about the release of Batman, AND I APOLOGIZE. So this entry has nothing Batman-related like my whole friendslist, LOL. SORRY GUYZ. :(

Although, I would like to see the Terminator trailer on a big screen, hello. ( And under this cut I gush about Terminator. )

Okay, my back is fucking killing me. The ride to work and home every day is kind of okay until I get to maybe the last five minutes (the ride takes me about half an hour) and then I'm in so much pain I want to scream. I have to get up every twenty minutes at my desk and walk around. Twelve ibuprofen and four muscle relaxants a day aren't doing anything.

So I get to wait this out, pretty much. I'm tempted to go get the x-ray on Monday. But I have a dentist appointment. And I haven't been the dentist in five years. So I'm too busy worrying about that. Broken ass, a billion problems with the teeth, no doubt -- and there's so much crap I want to get done on the weekends and I WON'T BE GETTING ANY OF IT DONE THIS WEEKEND, IT LOOKS LIKE.

(THE FALL DVD ON SEPTEMBER 9TH. :D)

(RESIDENT EVIL 5 ON MARCH 13, 2009. :D)

Also, I want to eat the fact that Final Fantasy XIII is gonna on the Xbox 360 and not just the Playstation 3. OUCH SONY LOL.

So I'm about 95% sure I'm going to see The Fall again either tomorrow or the next day. This is odd because, yes, I am not a fan of movie theaters (and omg the PRICE). But this movie is totally eating my mind and I want to go see it again so bad.

I think the last movie I saw more than once in the theaters was either Revenge of the Sith or Napoleon Dynamite. More than two years ago. :| And that should be enough to show how enamored I am with this movie. Hehehe~

Dragon*Con is lucky I'm already bringing eight costumes to it or I would so make the Masked Bandit's outfit from The Fall.

(THOSE PANTS CONSUME ME AND I COULD NOT STOP LOOKING AT THEM. THEY ARE GIGANTIC AND AMAZING.)



And dude, to add to the kid in that movie -- her awesomeness. The IMDb trivia page for The Fall says: "Catinca Untaru [Alexandria] didn't speak English. She learned her lines by heart."

Also...

"A miscommunication between the casting agent and Catinca Untaru led her to believe that Lee Pace was a real-life paraplegic. Director Tarsem Singh found that this brought an added level of believability to their dialogue, so he decided to keep almost the entire cast and crew under the same impression. Singh had to speak to the actor playing Alexandria's father and explain that his role was smaller than it appeared, since the script implied that he played the role of the bandit (actually played by Pace) in the fantasy scenes. Apparently it was hard to keep up the lie - a makeup artist walked into a room to find Pace standing and almost passed out from shock."

Heeeeee~

Hur hur, I personally give a big SHOVE OFF WHATEVER to every single summer movie except this one.

I am so excited for this movie it's not even funny. Haven't seen Iron Man, haven't seen Indy, haven't seen Caspian. Wanted to, kind of, sure (Indy cause it's Indy and Caspian cause it's Ben Barnes, hay). Pretty sure I won't see Hulk or even Batman (OH NOES). But I hate movie theaters. I hate people. I especially get annoyed with children. But I will go see this movie opening weekend (and it will probably even be Sunday morning, at that) -- BECAUSE IT LOOKS AMAZING. And Pixar has NEVER LET DOWN BEFORE. And Wall E is the CUTEST EFFING THING EVER OHMYGAWD LOOK AT HIM.

I was in the drive-through line at McDonald's today and I saw a guy sitting on a curb waiting for a bus and scratching a lottery ticket. For some reason, as I sat there watching him, I had the craziest and most gigantic urge to want him to win. Like I just wanted to watch him jump up and start cheering cause he won a million bucks. And it's a Monday. So I don't know where this sudden bout of HUZZAH OTHER PEOPLE!!11 came from, but it felt good. I was sad for him when he shrugged and threw the ticket away. D:

Last Thursday I met Emily/lusa_thul at Subway since my work is right near her house and we sat around and blabbed about D*C and costumes and what we still have to get done. Then we figured out what date we could have our MORE-BLOOD-ON-THIS SESSION -- which will be a day we set aside for bloodying up her Hank Olson shirt and my Peter Mcvries shirt (more blood!) and wrecking the hell out of our Shmi and Padme zombie costumes. XD

Saturday I went to the COMPANY PICNIC!!1 -- it was actually really nice outside and I had fun. :O! Then Saturday night, Ronnie (OMG gruppe_sechs) and I played Rock Band with Ashley (OMG see_aphy_be) and her friend Ashley, LOL~ it was fun and the Ashley's were probably like RONNIE AND HEATHER ARE SUCH TOOLS cause after the song it would cut back to us talking over the headset about like... To Wong Foo and me quoting the "LITTLE LATIN BOY IN DRAG, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?" line. I love that line. LOVE IT.

Ronnie and I also played some multiplayer Grand Theft Auto IV with Ed/zekkxy, which was hilarious. Cause we amused ourselves by jumping out of helicopters and seeing how awesome my character model looked when hit with a car and then listening to our stupid taunts ("HEY QUE PASA????//") and then when we actually went and played a deathmatch with other people everyone was DOING AWESOME -- except me, of course. LOL. Although, I did get two kills and the "KILLED A ROCKSTAR EMPLOYEE" achievement. So HUZZAH! XD

AHAHAHAHAHA, VALERIE, IT'S OUR FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME. XD ...besides Adventures in the Magic Kingdom, naturally.

ALSO, JARED PADALECKI. I WISH I WAS THIS CAR BECAUSE THEN-- (you can finish this sentence, because I think you know where I'm going with it.) MUAHAHAHA I AM WRONG AND I AM SO SORRY FOR IT NO WAIT, I'M NOT. XD

OH MY GAWD. I am watching It's a Boy Girl Thing cause I am in love with Kevin Zegers (duh) and Samaire Armstrong and it is pretty damn funny and I'm not even that far in. Plus, I've already had Kevin dancing around his room after a shower in a towel singing "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE~!"

And I just got to the part where they switched bodies LOLOLOLOL -- "WHY AM I LOOKING AT A DRAWER FILLED WITH DAYS OF THE WEEK UNDERWEAR? GREAT NOW MY PUBES KNOW IT'S WEDNESDAY."

ADORABLE.

Kevin acting like a girl = HILARIOUS. Samaire plays a convincing dude in a girl's body too. Muahahahha~

(kjdfksjdf the part where he goes, "YOU FILTHY LITTLE SLUT!" = <3 hahahhahahahah~)


EDIT: klsjdfkljsdkljf HAHAH WHEN THEY START SABOTAGING EACH OTHER IT'S AMAZING. I love her in his body messing up Shakespeare by dancing around like a tool and then going into the bathroom and looking at a guy in there and just going, "NICE PENIS." And nodding and smiling all, "Y HALO THAR." And then him in her body threatening her virginity with the motorcycle guy and the expressions HE MAKES AS A GIRL. XDDDD SDKFJKSD HAHAHAH <333333~

EDIT 2: "I just found out I lost my virginity in a trailer park. *sniffle*" ---- "Look's like I'm gonna have to have a talk with that little son of a bitch because nobody calls us a slut."

(LOL THEY'RE JOINERS CLICK CLICK)