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tenel_ka ([personal profile] tenel_ka) wrote2008-09-19 05:33 pm

YOUR DICK.

Okay, so my favorite exchange last night:

Dennis (to gas station attendant): We're gonna hit you right where it hurts.
Charlie (after a few beats): Your dick.
Dennis: What?! No, Charlie! His wallet!

sdkjafkjsdfjask CHARLIE <3 WILD CARD, BITCHES!

Also, someone needs to be Green Man at Dragon*Con next year. Wear that and carry around a beer and dance randomly.

So, a book about Zekk. WTF is going on. :O He should go to Hapes with Tenel Ka. Seriously though, they could really make this super awesome or really screw things up. I will have to keep my eye on this Blood Oath book and any spoilerage that pops-up about it.

Also, Troy Denning gets the last book of the Fate of the Jedi series. MAYBE HE WILL KILL OFF JAINA TOO. THEN HIS CIRCLE WOULD BE COMPLETE~ XD

OKAY. AND IT MIGHT'VE BEEN JUST ME. But last night on Supernatural when Sam Winchester was totally exorcising that stank bitch demon out of that waitress by himself I was like, "THAT'S RIGHT BABY USE YOUR SITH POWERS!!!1"

This further works into my puppy eyes!Sam Winchester = Jacen Solo and New!post-deadDean!Sam Winchester = Darth Caedus. Aaaaaaaand Jared Padalecki would play a bitchin' Jacen/Caedus. Aaaaaaand this also makes Dean (newly heavenly-appointed Deano) JAINA SOLO. TIME TO STOP YOUR BROTHER, JAINA DEAN JEAN...?

(Ruby = Lumiya? John and Mary = Han and Leia? Jessica = Tenel Ka? Bobby = I'm totally gonna have to go with Kyp on this one, AMIRITE?)

In other Supernatural-related asshattery, I've also decided that it would be a big STUPID LAME LET'S RIDE THE FAILBOAT if Sam is doing some sexy time with Ruby. This would mean that Sam Winchester is essentially raping the girl whose body Ruby took over. And Sam might've changed since Dean died, but Sam was always the protector of the innocent civilians and NO WE HAVE TO SAVE THE PEOPLE!!11 -- so for him to be banging the shit out of some poor girl (or... a dead body...)... just no. I don't think he's changed that much. *shudder*


(For real, at the bottom: FORCE POWERS WHAT.)

[identity profile] snapdragon76.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Zekkbook!1! WhatZekkbook?!!!?!?


Sorry. I lost control of my fingers for a moment due to surprise...

[identity profile] snapdragon76.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
LAWDY YES!!!!

Who knew that a scrawny street kid who ate floral centerpieces would be such a hot bitch... and that's only in my head!!!

[identity profile] jill-sparrow.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"if Sam is doing some sexy time with Ruby"

Never speak those horrid words again. I will bitch smack you.

I'll try to remember to make an OMG Supernatural is back post but damn, I kinda liked last nights eppy. Even made my mom watch half of it. But I do NOT like the new Ruby. At all. Period. End of statement. Final answer. Boo fail.

And I agree about the exorcising the demon thing. Hot Sithly powers.

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I hate Ruby in general -- they should've just kept her dead from the last season finale. D:

SAM IS A HOT SITH.

[identity profile] steel-scar.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok so I missed both the new episodes, wtf is going on?

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2008-10-08 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
LOL~ I don't even know how to explain correctly. In one episode Dennis and Mac were trying to manhunt Rickity Cricket and in the other one Mac, Charlie and Dennis are were trying to steal gas and sell it for cheap! This show is so crazy~ XDDD