your joy is my low

Remember when I said Zekk was my fandom bicycle?

Yeah. I'll just leave you with this little snippet I found in my "unfinishedstarwarsshit.txt" file today. Uh, slash warning? Except not... really? I don't even know.

( Kyp's fingers clenched around the edge of the dresser. Why was the girl in his bed talking to Master Skywalker... )


So this is pretty much Zekk:



We all know he secretly liked it though okay.

(There was also a scene later where Jacen Solo notices a mark on Zekk's neck when he ties his hair back at the temple. Zekk gives one of these :| to a smirking Kyp across the room over Jacen's shoulder and Jacen notices it and goes batshit. Hey Jacen, u jelly.)

This is from an entry in January 2008. I don't... I don't even know. XD

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I think the whole reason there's mad 80's tracks on there is cause, in my head, if Zekk was real here on Earth, he would be one of those emo kids who isn't really emo but everyone thinks he is and he really likes to spend all his time dancing in his basement to mentioned 80's music, playing Halo online and kicking Rock Band's ass up and down the block. On the vocals sometimes and on bass the other times. He would wear hoodies all the time too. Earth!Zekk, fo' realz.

(Jacen -- nerd in the back of your class that it totally isn't cool to have a crush on but you think you do. Plays calculator games. Sometimes goes to Zekk's house for video game time. They get drunk together while playing said games, except it's off like... six cases of Mike's Hard Lemonade. Is a whore for World of Warcraft. Has a pet tarantula. Listens to some of Zekk's 80's music, but is mostly into foreign techno and old-school funk. And has a livejournal where he writes angry rants on politics and why he should run the world.

Zekk and Jacen are secretly BFF and they love playing DDR together.

One time Zekk took Jacen to the goth club in the city and

...)

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Also, this video never gets old: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH_8KYUNnLs

Caleb Ross talking about his sore wrist so cute.

AND THERE HASN'T BEEN A KEVIN ZEGERS IS HOT UPDATE IN AWHILE. NOW WHAT IS HE--

dadsfafsd, ddaefadrtre, gftshygh i'm spent. the glasses and the pout from the new movie have killed me of darling.

BEEEEDTIME.

Seen in the Backlash discussion thread on theforce.net's boards lolololol.

Poster #1: "What's Zekk been up to since Invincible? Do we get the story on why he went MIA?"
Poster #2: "He takes a page out of Jacens book an gets-it-on with a Hapan red-head i supose."

SMART MEN, THOSE TWO. STRAIGHT FOR THE HAPANS. XD


I am so happy tomorrow is Friday. It's also the start of the Silent Hill Group Playthrough -- neelys_bar!! YESSSSSS GROUP CRACKINESS.

fdajsdjfkasjfsaj I love BT so much. It's all BT's fault I started that damn fanfiction series in 2003. *shakes fist* BEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEE!

It's seriously time for bed i'm getting incoherent guys sleep good thugs.

(I bet you rurouni_jedi can already see this post coming a mile away OH MY GOODNESS, GIRL <3333)

Okay seriously, it's caps lock time and I apologize in advance. so hard. XD

I OWE rurouni_jedi MANY, MANY BABIES. FIRST YOU NEED TO READ THIS THREAD. HERE LET ME QUOTE TO YOU WHAT SHE SAYS:

"... I have been really effing busy. I was hired to work on the Star Wars Galaxy: 5 sketch card set from Topps. I don't know if anyone is familiar with sketch cards, but they basically hire artists to do these hand-drawn sketch cards, and one sketch card is inserted into each pack of trading cards."

<3333 I KNOW RIGHT, OKAY. NOW. YOU NEED TO GO THROUGH THAT THREAD AND LOOK AT ALL THE PICTURES SHE WAS ALLOWED TO POST (since she is only allowed to share certain ones at the moment and all that jazz). Horn Family! Myri Antilles! Tycho/Wes/Wedge/Hobbie!

BUT I WOULD LIKE TO PUSH YOU TO TWO VERY SPECIAL PICTURES THAT MAKE MY HEART SKIP LIKE TEN BEATS EACH.

ALLANA. <3

RAYNAR, TENEL KA, ZEKK, JACEN, ANAKIN, JAINA (Tenel Ka = <333333333, Jacen looks so amazing, I love how tiny Jaina is, the fact that the Solo kids are all attached and and and ZEKK'S EXPRESSION, SO PERFECT.)

IN CLOSING: i love you shea. XD

SO. Remember that Star Wars: EU/BioShock crossover I rambled about awhile back? Here, let me repeat the intro post for you I made awhile back, with some added info AND THEN GIVE YOU THE FIRST CHAPTER TO CELEBRATE THE NEWEST NEW BIOSHOCK 2 GAME. >D

I figure this post is needed for anyone who is into the Star Wars: EU (post-RotJ) and has no idea what the hell a BioShock is. I would do one of these for the Star Wars aspect of the story too, but there's really nothing Star Wars-specific to it. If you've read the EU, you'll know these characters and their traits. If you haven't then it'll just be like a cracktastical BioShock fanfiction, complete with crack, wtf moments and more crack. :D

Just a short little intro of many yays to TEH UNDERWTAER WOLRD OF BOISHOCK. XD

(And if you ever need to look up anything at all that you find in this story THE BIOSHOCK WIKI is a treasure trove. <333)

( BIOSHOCK INTRODUCTION/GLOSSARY. )

And next is the CAST LIST DRAMATIS PERSONAE, LOL. Well, okay, not really. Just characters in/mentioned in the story. I mean some of these are characters who are only even just mentioned once -- and their Star Wars counterparts. I just had to make a list of Star Wars counterparts. MUAHAHAHAH~

Alana Dooley Soloman (Allana)
Andrew "Andy" Soloman (Anakin Solo)
Drake (Droekle)
Ezekiel/"Zeke" (Zekk)
Isaak (Isolder)
Jackson Fellows (Jagged Fel)
Jane Soloman (Jaina Solo)
Jase Soloman (Jacen Solo)
Karen Wells (Taryn Zel)
Kip Durant (Kyp Durron)
Kristin Wells (Trista Zel)
Louie (Lowbacca -- "Lowie")
Raymond Thurston (Raynar Thul)
Tanith Kendall Dooley (Tenel Ka Djo)
Teneil Dooley (Teneniel Djo)
Victoria "Torry" Tela (Tahiri Veila)

I... I may or may not be going through and making audio diary portrait photoshops of some of the characters. XD

LET'S GET ON WITH IT. STAR WARS/BIOSHOCK CROSSOVER MASH-UP.

(TECHNICAL THINGS!: Moth to the Flame -- Star Wars/BioShock; Jacen/Tenel Ka mainly, with a smattering of Anakin/Tahiri, Zekk/Trista, Jaina/Jag and SOME CRACK.)

( MOTH TO THE FLAME: part one -- I don't think you're going to impress any ladies at the Garden smelling like that. )

(This chapter cut above includes Jase/Jacen being emo! Zeke/Zekk being a VENTCRAWLER SURPRISE! Miss Tanith K./Tenel Ka getting her ARM CRUSHED! And Andy/Anakin being FISHY SMELLING AND CUTE.)

Okay, fake or not, this is effing funny as shit. So wrong, but so right and classic. TEAM CHRIS. I absolutely cackle so hard at: "Ladies and gentlemen..... my sister is a whore."

ALSO THIS EXCHANGE IS THE BEST --
Katie: "TAKE THIS DOWN NOW! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!"
Chris: "what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? go ahead."

sdklfjakljsd flololololol

Also, yes, it is so, so horrible that after a couple minutes my mind went to fandom places. I mean really, come on COME ON COME ON IT'S PERFECT..

"So if everyone hasn't heard yet...... I'm grounded for the next 3 months. Why? Because jaina decided to rat me out and tell my parents about the 12 pack of Corellian Ale, menegerie of endangered species and Hapan porn i was hiding in my room. My parents are Alderaanian and Corellian, and all of you know that they're kriffing strict.

Since all I can do and all I'll ever for the next 2 and a half months involve sitting on the holonet all day, I thought I'd get a little revenge today. Everyone out there might think my sister is such a sweet and innocent girl, but a few days ago I decided to go treasure hunting in her room and found a little something special hidden in her closet. this will make the next 2.5 months bearable.

Ladies and gentlemen..... my sister is a whore."

Jag: note to self. do not hook up with Jaina.
Lowbacca: omg
Talon: u are a dick! but this is so funny!
Kyp: HOLY SHAVIT.
Valin: hey kyp, if you cut your hair you're gettin a BJ!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHH!!!
Anakin: holy shavitttttttttttt
Lando: omkg
Ganner: omg
Zekk: i knew she was a closet slut.
Tenel Ka: ........ this is so wrong.
Tahiri: jacen, i really think you should take this down, this is SO wrong on SO many levels. this is such a douche bag move by your part. YOU were at fault for having ale and porn in your room in the first place. you need to grow up and be mature and stop being such a DICK
Jaina: TAKE THIS DOWN NOW! WHAT THE KRIFF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
Jacen: what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your dick sucking list to spacebook? go ahead.
Raynar: omg.
Lusa: no way...
Jaina: EVERY DE-TAG YOUR SELF NOW! REMOVE THE TAGS JACEN OR IM GOING TO SERIOUSLY HURT YOU. TAKE THIS PICTURE DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!! PICK UP YOUR COMLINK!
Jacen: I <3 spacebook like you <3 cock

This is really why Jaina kills Jacen in the future. He was having Caedus impulses so long ago!

P.S. The part about Jaina giving Kyp a BJ if Kyp cuts his hair WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS. KYP HAS FIXED HIS HAIR FOR A WOMAN BEFORE. XDDDDDDDD

lyraeinne adsjfadsf;u ioefu sdifl;j aklsgjTHANK YOU HOW DID I NOT CATCH THIS BEFORE

http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/New_Release_Date_For_Blood_Oath_125012.asp

*CROSSES FINGERS UNTIL MARCH 23, 2010*






(Why is this such a banner day for the Star Wars fangirl in me? :|)

I seriously think Del Rey is trying to get me to break up with Star Wars. First they kill off everyone I care about save for the characters they just plain ignore and then when I finally think they're gonna focus on a character I actually adore (plus two newer ones that I started liking) they just about cancel the book. And by just about I mean PRETTY MUCH CANCEL IT.

Sure, there's been no official word. But it's off all the catalogs and websites, someone contacted Random House and RH said that there is no trace of it in their database at all and yesterday Elaine Cunningham deleted her livejournal (which might not have anything to do with Blood Oath at all, but still strange that it came the same day all this crap started hitting the fan)...

Really, DR? Really?

Maybe I should be happy Jacen Solo is dead, then he can't get totally screwed over anymore. :\

[/bitter betty]

Anyways, everything besides that is A-OKAY. Going out on a date with a certain boy this weekend (also, going back to the SW thing -- I was in Borders with said boy and saw the first book in the Fate of the Jedi series. I promptly laughed at it and bought a William Faulkner book I didn't have instead). Got lots of video games to play thanks to Gamefly. Almost finished with a book called The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud and if it ends depressing so damn help me -- Breathers ended on a downer SO I WANT A GOOD ENDING FOR ONCE. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? And I haven't even spoiled myself for this book. So yaaaaaaaaaaaay~ (it just better be happy, right now it's looking grim. D:)

Getting super excited for BioShock 2, Silent Hill: Shattered Memories, Persona PSP and Left 4 Dead 2 (lol Left 8 Dead...?). Gonna play some Team Fortress 2 this weekend.

Also, I read an absolutely amazing Silent Hill plot analysis that covers the first four games. I'm sure everyone has read it except me, but still. I love everything said about Silent Hill 2. It makes me love Silent Hill 2 even more, if that was even possible.

(I still, to this day, will never get over THE TRUNK! OF THE CAR!)

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU LOL. And in celebration, here are two things. A couple sentences I would love to build a story around, but they speak for themselves and I can't think of anything to build around them. And also a mental image.

1.) Your sentences:

Months later, Tenel Ka finally saw a holo of Jacen after he had vanished inside what became Caedus -- red-eyed and angry. She never told anyone, but the image of him confident, powerful and completely lost sent an involuntary shudder through her body for all the wrong reasons.


2.) And your mental image:

Jag Fel, Kyp Durron and Zekk as the Roxbury Guys. Asking Humping Jaina to dance at a club.












I'm just saying.

GUYS, ZEKK ACTUALLY LOOKS HIS AGE AND I LIKE IT.


AND THE LEELOO ZEL TWINS ARE HOT AND SHINY. AND NOT JUST BECAUSE OF THE LEATHER. WHAT IS THE ZEL TWIN IN THE BACK HOLDING?

I'm gonna call that one Trista since the one closer to the front is looking at Zekk like she's gonna jump him in about two seconds. So that can be Taryn.

Hapans are sex, you guys.


(TARYN AND TRISTA MULTIPASS.)



And too bad we have to wait a year for the book. :|



P.S. ZEKK AND ZEL TWINS CLOSE-UPS.