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tenel_ka ([personal profile] tenel_ka) wrote2011-09-14 01:14 am

So yeah.

Remember when I said Zekk was my fandom bicycle?

Yeah. I'll just leave you with this little snippet I found in my "unfinishedstarwarsshit.txt" file today. Uh, slash warning? Except not... really? I don't even know.



"Ngghh, whaaaaaat." Kyp Durron turned over onto his right side, his eyes peeling open and landing on a blinking comlink that sat on his nightstand next to a datapad. And a belt.

The dim light that filled the room vaguely informed Kyp that it was dawn on Coruscant and the sun would be spilling between buildings and in windows within minutes.

Great. Good morning.

He slammed a hand down over the comlink and picked it up, fumbling for the switch and squinting against the faint sunlight outside.

"'lo?"

"Kyp, good morning."

"Master Skywalker..." He scrambled to a sitting position and blinked the sleep away, attempting to be as attentive as possible. As he waited for the Jedi Master to continue, he slowly took note of the spilled jug of alcohol near the entrance to his room and the clothing thrown haphazardly around the room. Belt on the nightstand, cloak on the ground.

The only thing he remembered was that there was someone in bed with him. He tossed a glance over his shoulder to see dark blue sheets bundled up to the chin - and Kyp could make out the back of a head of messy black hair. From the clothes thrown around, it must've been nine hells of a time. Where had her clothes gone though? Kyp could only see the drab shades of brown--

"I was just giving you a heads up that you need to be at the temple in four hours for your mission briefing. Wanted to remind you early so you had time to pack... because I know you haven't yet."

"Ngggh." He kicked a boot out of the way and stood, wandering to the dresser that stood against one of the walls of his quarters. "You know me too well, Master Skywalker."

With a quiet chuckle, Luke Skywalker signed off.

He briefly wondered if the others on the mission would be getting the same early wake up call or if he was just lucky. He smirked at this thought when he heard a comlink going off on the other side of his room. It was on the other nightstand.

His eyes had adjusted to the light in the room at this point and they were locked on his hands, which were resting on the handles of the top drawer of his dresser. It was just a coincidence, right? Anyone could be calling--

"This is Master Skywalker. Sorry to wake you."

Kyp's fingers clenched around the edge of the dresser. Why was the girl in his bed talking to Master Skywalker?

"No, no problem," the voice murmured from Kyp's bed.

Slowly shifting around, Kyp put his back to his dresser and crossed his arms.

Really?

A quick glance around. The brown robes and all the giant boots. All four of them.

Really?

"Yeah, thanks Master Skywalker, I'll be there. See you then."

He watched a pale, bare chest emerge from the sheets and slender fingers shoot up to a face, blocking the sunlight from a pair of green eyes.

"How's it going, buddy?" Kyp inquired, flatly.

Those same green eyes suddenly widened and shot in his direction. With only a moments hesitation -- when all the facts settled in his head -- Zekk scrambled backwards, falling out of Kyp's bed with the sheet around his waist.

He had disappeared behind the other side of the bed and the silence lingered in the air while Kyp waited for him to stand up again.

"No."

Kyp heard the voice from the floor on the other side of the bed.

"No. No. No."

Finally managing to stumble to his feet, Zekk was still trying to hold the sheet around his waist. Kyp stifled a laugh.

"What? No."

Durron said nothing. He just watched the younger Jedi and yawned, shoving his hands in the pockets of the pants he always slept in (and rarely washed).

"No. No."

Zekk just kept repeating it, his head shaking back and forth. Kyp started nodding his head on every no and walked back to his bed, one foot in front of the other, to the beat of Zekk's protests.

"Kyp."

"Mmmm?"

"No, w-we--"

Kyp shrugged and jabbed a thumb behind him to the large and almost empty bottle of ale still on the floor. He crawled back under the sheets, turned onto his stomach and waited for the fabric to settle around him before shifting his gaze back to Zekk.

"No."

"Yes, Zekk." He shut his eyes. "Now go back to sleep. We have four hours till we have to be at the temple and I have a really bad hangover to sleep off. If you slept in my bed, then you probably do too."

Kyp wasn't sure whether Zekk ever got back in bed or not. He had fallen back asleep almost instantly.




So this is pretty much Zekk:



We all know he secretly liked it though okay.

(There was also a scene later where Jacen Solo notices a mark on Zekk's neck when he ties his hair back at the temple. Zekk gives one of these :| to a smirking Kyp across the room over Jacen's shoulder and Jacen notices it and goes batshit. Hey Jacen, u jelly.)

[identity profile] nonbender7.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
OH MY GODDDDD

(a haha. I know I'm already talking to you shhhhh)

Okay no but this was amazing okay just omg kyp and zekk and everything and hiwbjiwfdbfwjibfw and THIS LINE: Finally managing to stumble to his feet, Zekk was still trying to hold the sheet around his waist. Kyp stifled a laugh.

I am obviously an extremely coherent person at this moment

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I JUST-- I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS ISN'T SURPRISING TO KYP DURRON EVER AT ALL. He's all, "lol Zekk in my bed aw yes whatever. damn hangover."

WE ARE BOTH SO COHERENTS OKAY

[identity profile] nonbender7.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
it probably happens all the time like, "Zekk? Hi Zekk. Jacen? When did you get there? JAG? IS THAT EVEN LEGAL?"

EVERY CONVERSATION WE HAVE IS SO. COHERENT AND FULL OF CORRECT SPELLINGS <3

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
HE HAS ONE OF THOSE GIANT BEDS SHAPED LIKE A HEART THAT SPINS AND HAS A MIRROR ON THE CEILING ABOVE IT.

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
OH GAWD DAT GIF IS PERFECT YESSSSSSSSSSSSS! :33333

iloverichmondsomuchholycrap.

Do I ~amaze you?

[identity profile] ennta.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
MMMMMMM RICHMOND. AND BY EXTENSION NOEL FIELDING. ♥

[identity profile] hhhellcat.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That was freaking hilarious. Love how 'Whatev' Kyp is and how Zekk is all, 'NOOOOOOOOO!'

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Thank yooooooou! <333 Hahaha, I totally wrote this for the FANDOM CRACK ASPECT but as I was writing it, I could see something like this being-- not necessarily normal for Kyp, but something he just doesn't care about/have time to worry about, lololol~ XDDDDD

SILLY KYP.

[identity profile] lusa-thul.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Ngghh, whaaaaaat."

This is all Kyp ever says when you write or play him in anything ever. I'm so glad not to be disappointed here. He's such a drunk.

"How's it going, buddy?" Kyp inquired, flatly.

Thank you for that. It was my favorite part.

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE VERY WELCOME-- I am so excited to play him in the new game because I miss all of our Star Wars crack so much you don't even know. XDDDDDD

[identity profile] blood-sorbet.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD HEATHERRRRRRRRR you are a genius among women. I think you should finish this and make it an ongoing series about everyone finding themselves in Kyp's bed \8D/

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
GIRL NO I'M NOT-- THANK YOU *sniffle* ;-;

I'm totally picturing ways of everyone waking up in his bed okay. And every single time he's just like, "mmhmm, whatevs."

[identity profile] nen-yim.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
was this really the best thing to read when i'm trying to take star wars seriously again

...

yes. yes it was.

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE STAR WARS SERIOUSLY, BY NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY AT ALL AND LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!

XD <33333333

[identity profile] jaina47.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I contemplated writing a Jacen/Zekk/Jaina triangle fic once. I never got around to it, but damn it would have been fun. I wonder what it is about Zekk that gives off that vibe...

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
!!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one, haha! I don't know - there's just something about him. I can't put my finger on it!

(P.S. I also think you should totally write that fic~! XD)

[identity profile] etoile444.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Match made in the nine Corellian Hells! LOL! I like how nonchalant Kyp is!

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like anyone could wake up in Kyp's bed at this point and he'd be like, "sup how are you"~ I feel like this needs to be a series of fanfictions hahahahahah. XDDDD

[identity profile] snapdragon76.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!


Just how much did they have to drink the night before?

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
They DRANK ALL THE DRINKS. XDDD

Oh, you know those two, lololololol

[identity profile] zhymmiajansen.livejournal.com 2011-09-19 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm quietly cackling in glee right now, oh my god.

(Please post the later scene. It sounds just as glorious.)

[identity profile] tenel-ka.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO WRITE THIS WHOLE FANFICTION LOL OHHHH WHY IS IT EATING MY BRAAAAAIN D:

I am glad Kyp and Zekk and Zekk's awkwardness could make you cackle, muahahah! XD