People.

I'm like the worst people person ever. In my job (which next week is my last week of OMG O_O) -- everyone went into a meeting to learn some program that I don't need to learn since I'm not gonna be there... so, I was assigned to sit at my desk and answer phones. 'Kay. So people call and every single time I'm just as pleasant as I can be -- and pretty much ended up sending everyone to someone else's voicemail cause I can't answer their questions omg. The whole time I = "Yeah... *pause* Lemme send you to so-and-so's voicemail, 'kay?"

LIKE PEOPLE IN GENERAL OMG. It's the same way when people show emotion around me. Like if someone starts crying or something, I kind of sit there. I feel like attempting to comfort them and all that shit would just seem cheap and contrived. Everyone around me lately at work is like exploding firecracker emo kids of doom. (I think it's the weather or something. O_O) ...and I just kind of sit there. I don't know how to react. Some people wear their hearts on their sleeves, sure, but I swear I must have mine like... wrapped up in 905943 layers of sweaters or something, ya know? It's why I have friends who call me a bitch. XD I'm like canon Kyp Durron; snark-bucket asswick --- mmkay, minus the whole decimating a planet thing.

This all came about because lately pretty much 95% of my friends list has had shitty days. I'm serious, I've read so many entries where I just want to pet people and give them crackcookies. Anyways, if I don't comment, it's cause I don't know what to say and don't want to sound too fake omg. Because I'm not and I wish you all happys and sugars and stuff. OKAY POINT BEING, KIDS...

The moral of this story: Even if I don't get hearty heart emotional with you all, you bitches know I love you and all that shit. But I ain't gonna get mushy. It's impossible for me. (somebody stoled my emotions ohnoes)

Plus, why the fucknugget fucksmack (I like smack better XD) would I have you on my friends list, if I didn't love you? (That's as mushy as I get. <3)

(And have you noticed I compare everything to Star Wars somehow? Hi, mentalcase wtf.)

In other news, what the hell-in-a-handbasket does the comtemplative smiley have on his head? Is that supposed to be a thought bubble? Cause it looks like a damn wig. Bitch is wearing a wig, word up.

P.S. Here is some hot Ian to cheer everyone up. And by hot I mean SNARK IN MAKEUP SUPER HOT WTF.


P.S.S. I should just start posting hot people everyday. I get happy when I see hot people. (but not like that, wut?)