OH NOES I LIKE TEH DARK SIDE 4 LYFE.

Not really spoilers, unless you've read the book -- then you know what this whole shit is about. XD

"I'm sorry. You're... a deflector that would send the future spinning into tragedy. And you're too young, too weak to understand it, to correct it."

HELLO, BEAUTIFUL.

Finally someone has some damn CHARACTER in these books. No more of this semi-conflicted wai wai emo kid shit! I think I just peed my pants with happy. He had it coming a long time ago.

Course, all the assholes who hated upon him because he was "too pussy" hate upon him now because he's "oh noes so bad" --- WHAT DO YOU WANT HIM TO DO? Be a boring little bitch like 98.6% of the rest of the galaxy? I was getting sick of the flirting-on-the-line-maybe-but-no-I'm-still-good-heee. Also, this just slams home that no matter how much anyone hates him, this bitch is a truly conflicted character who has a story arc. Like Anakin Skywalker. Like Luke Skywalker. He's doing stuff, we've seen him grow up, we've seen a spawn of his, we've seen him emo on his LJ about animals and jokes and creepy ass visions -- it's a little effed up rainbow of doom for one Mister Jacen Solo and I'm sliding merrily down the backside of it squeeing my pants all the way. HE'S DOING SOMETHING. GEEJAY JASABEAR. YOU MAKE MOMMY PROUD. And stuff.

As for the others, they're all still toddling around being themselves and I'm all yays. Zekk seems sort of Not-Zekk (har har) -- besides the fact that the age was offed. But he and Jaina make me giggle. And oh my bejeezus, Han calling Zekk a total myspace emo loser was HOT. Giggles also come from the Ben/Jacen interactions, hello wut.

Let's check the Jacen wishlist and see how many of them have come true:
- Jacen in a skirt (done at least twice!)
- Jacen being a bastard and proving he fits in with all the bad boys I seem to gravitate towards (mm, beeeeetrayed!)
- Jacen + Tenel Ka = unf unf (all of a chapter in DN)
- Jacen and Allana interaction (plzzzz)
- TK kicks his ass at least once, because he's being an evil and ridonkulous doucher (hottest. showdown. ever.)
- Jacen bleeds. Because one, he deserves it -- two, hot. (he would look so good in red.)

COME ON, THREE MORE BABY.

P.S. The whole "OH NOES TK IS GUNNA BITE IT WORD"... If anyone kills the Queen, it better be the Wonderboy -- and he better feel damn bad about it afterwards. WE LOVES THE ANGST. (Plus, he's the one who got rid of her arm, it would only be fitting. And yes, I'm horrible. XD)

P.S.S. Lumiya is fucking hot, plz whip me thx.