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NINJA, PLZ.
Oct. 8th, 2006 01:38 amI'm sorry, but I just have to put this out there and be a traitor to like everyone I talk to.
Ninjas are cooler than pirates.
Yes, yes, wai wai. Srsly.
1.) Pirates are highly overrated nowadays. *tssst*
2.) Ninjas get cooler t-shirts.
3.) The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles weren't pirates.
4.) Ninjas don't rape and pillage. And they are clean.
5.) Look how easy it is to be a ninja! Can you become a pirate with an old-ass t-shirt?!
6.) DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY 3 NINJAS KICK BACK?! O sry.
7.) Sub-Zero & Scorpion, nuff said.
8.) And to fight the overly absued Talk Like a Pirate Day, thanks to Ninja Burger, there is this. I will celebrate, because I don't have to hear/be annoyed by people to do it. Because ninjas sneak and shut up as opposed to talk and swagger and be annoying. Heee!
9.) REAL ULTIMATE POWER gave us hours of entertainment in computer graphics class in high school and since we all were already done with our portfolios, we needed something to do. (IT WAS SO COOL I FLIPPED OUT AND KICKED MY MOM IN THE FACE.)
And the best reason:
10.) "The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people." THANK YOU, MISTER HAMBURGER.
And there you have it. So I know everyone I talk to is in the pirate's camp, but I apologize, because I must leave here for my more bearable and silent but deadly brethern. THXU. *bow*
P.S.!!!! D*C COSTUME PICTURES DURRRR FINALLY -- links right on the first entry of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
knocksquared. One to each costume. XD
Ninjas are cooler than pirates.
Yes, yes, wai wai. Srsly.
1.) Pirates are highly overrated nowadays. *tssst*
2.) Ninjas get cooler t-shirts.
3.) The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles weren't pirates.
4.) Ninjas don't rape and pillage. And they are clean.
5.) Look how easy it is to be a ninja! Can you become a pirate with an old-ass t-shirt?!
6.) DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY 3 NINJAS KICK BACK?! O sry.
7.) Sub-Zero & Scorpion, nuff said.
8.) And to fight the overly absued Talk Like a Pirate Day, thanks to Ninja Burger, there is this. I will celebrate, because I don't have to hear/be annoyed by people to do it. Because ninjas sneak and shut up as opposed to talk and swagger and be annoying. Heee!
9.) REAL ULTIMATE POWER gave us hours of entertainment in computer graphics class in high school and since we all were already done with our portfolios, we needed something to do. (IT WAS SO COOL I FLIPPED OUT AND KICKED MY MOM IN THE FACE.)
And the best reason:
10.) "The purpose of a ninja is to flip out and kill people." THANK YOU, MISTER HAMBURGER.
And there you have it. So I know everyone I talk to is in the pirate's camp, but I apologize, because I must leave here for my more bearable and silent but deadly brethern. THXU. *bow*
P.S.!!!! D*C COSTUME PICTURES DURRRR FINALLY -- links right on the first entry of
knocksquared. One to each costume. XD
