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WARNING: ANGER = THREAT LEVEL: MIDNIGHT
Apr. 27th, 2007 12:31 amA LETTER OF LOVE.
Dearest Morons,
HEY FOX NETWORK, IF I HAD JUNK I WOULD TELL YOU TO SUCK IT. LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING I WAS NOT A FAN OF FIREFLY, BUT YOU FUCKED OVER ALL THOSE FANS. I DIDN'T WATCH FAMILY GUY AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO, BUT YOU FUCKED THEM OVER TOO. YOU FUCKED OVER POINT PLEASANT WITH HOT ELISABETH HARNOIS IN IT. YOU REALLY GOT TO ME WHEN YOU FUCKED OVER ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT AND NOW YOU FUCK OVER DRIVE.
I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH, IT FLAMES... FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. *hand motions like Ms. White*
...
And now I will never know whether or not Sean Salazar's gunshot wound from the bank robbery was fatal because YOU FOX, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF HAIRY-BACKED WHORES. TULLY TOOK HIM AWAY IN HIS ZOOM ZOOM AND LEFT HOLMES WITH CORINNA AND SUSAN JUST DIED AND THE LOSER WITH HIS BITCH WIFE WAS AWOL AND SURRENDER AMERICA AND VIOLET/SEAN OTP AND IVY IS MEGA-BITCH AND DAMN YOU WHAT ABOUT WENDY AND HER BABY? I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOU, FOX.
YOU CAN TELL JACK BAUER TO SUCK IT. AND YOU CAN TELL RYAN SEACREST TO SHOVE IT. YOU CAN ALSO TELL NO NECK AND HIS LITTLE BROTHER TO GO BACK TO PRISON AND SELL THEMSELVES OUT FOR SMOKES. HOUSE CAN STAY BECAUSE HE IS ENDEARING. YOU CAN ALSO FOAD WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. AND BRING BACK ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT TOO, YOU BITCHTITS.
With all my love and sincerity and peace and joy to the world,
Heather
Overall, at least NBC still knows WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING (hello Thursday night comedy block). AND CBS TOO (mmm, best tribal council ever). AND THE CW (boys! bitches! chris!). ABC... wait, I don't watch anything on ABC, sry. D:
So anyways, as I sit here stewing... I don't even remember anything else I was going to say. SO I GUESS THAT'S THAT FOR NOW. XD
NO WAIT, how cool was Dwight imitating Jim at the end of The Office tonight. Making all the funny faces at the camera. Duuuuuuuude, I need an icon. XD (Also, Jim as Dwight was awesome as well -- an all around awesome idea for the two of them to do this. BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.)
AND AND AND Supernatural using an Alice In Chains song at the end of the episode. I about died. <3 Heeeee~
Dearest Morons,
HEY FOX NETWORK, IF I HAD JUNK I WOULD TELL YOU TO SUCK IT. LET ME BEGIN BY SAYING I WAS NOT A FAN OF FIREFLY, BUT YOU FUCKED OVER ALL THOSE FANS. I DIDN'T WATCH FAMILY GUY AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO, BUT YOU FUCKED THEM OVER TOO. YOU FUCKED OVER POINT PLEASANT WITH HOT ELISABETH HARNOIS IN IT. YOU REALLY GOT TO ME WHEN YOU FUCKED OVER ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT AND NOW YOU FUCK OVER DRIVE.
I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH, IT FLAMES... FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. *hand motions like Ms. White*
...
And now I will never know whether or not Sean Salazar's gunshot wound from the bank robbery was fatal because YOU FOX, YOU ARE A BUNCH OF HAIRY-BACKED WHORES. TULLY TOOK HIM AWAY IN HIS ZOOM ZOOM AND LEFT HOLMES WITH CORINNA AND SUSAN JUST DIED AND THE LOSER WITH HIS BITCH WIFE WAS AWOL AND SURRENDER AMERICA AND VIOLET/SEAN OTP AND IVY IS MEGA-BITCH AND DAMN YOU WHAT ABOUT WENDY AND HER BABY? I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOU, FOX.
YOU CAN TELL JACK BAUER TO SUCK IT. AND YOU CAN TELL RYAN SEACREST TO SHOVE IT. YOU CAN ALSO TELL NO NECK AND HIS LITTLE BROTHER TO GO BACK TO PRISON AND SELL THEMSELVES OUT FOR SMOKES. HOUSE CAN STAY BECAUSE HE IS ENDEARING. YOU CAN ALSO FOAD WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. AND BRING BACK ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT TOO, YOU BITCHTITS.
With all my love and sincerity and peace and joy to the world,
Heather
Overall, at least NBC still knows WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING (hello Thursday night comedy block). AND CBS TOO (mmm, best tribal council ever). AND THE CW (boys! bitches! chris!). ABC... wait, I don't watch anything on ABC, sry. D:
So anyways, as I sit here stewing... I don't even remember anything else I was going to say. SO I GUESS THAT'S THAT FOR NOW. XD
NO WAIT, how cool was Dwight imitating Jim at the end of The Office tonight. Making all the funny faces at the camera. Duuuuuuuude, I need an icon. XD (Also, Jim as Dwight was awesome as well -- an all around awesome idea for the two of them to do this. BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.)
AND AND AND Supernatural using an Alice In Chains song at the end of the episode. I about died. <3 Heeeee~
