BUT FIRST!

Haha, best quote from a Transformers review: "It's like watching Short Circuit with a strobe light on." And then another guy is like, "IT WAS BETTER THAN SEX." .....I would like to know what sex he is basing this off of, seriously. Ah, summer movies. How I love poking fun at thee and not seeing you until you are at Blockbuster, when I don't have to hear assholes in the theater with me. Did I mention the bitchfucks in the theater when we saw 1408? It was a Tuesday night and Mom and I groaned when we remembered it was summer break and little asses go to the movies EVERY NIGHT on summer break. So we had little hos screaming whenever something not scary happened and then we had these pricks who were talking through the WHOLE MOVIE and getting up and WALKING AROUND. And then little skanks TURNING A CAMERA ON THEMSELVES AND TAKING PICTURES OF THEMSELVES IN THE THEATER. The best is when this one chick in our row was like, "WOULD YOU QUIT WITH THE FLASH? TAKE YOUR FUCKING MYSPACE PICTURES SOMEWHERE ELSE." I died. But yeah, this is why I don't go to the movies. Like, ever. I mean, let's see what I've seen in the theater this year.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 300. Pirates. 1408.

And I think that's it.

So I have this idea for a new story (har har shocker!), and I'm debating on the setting. It's this effed-up, crazy futuristic thing. But I'm wondering if I should make it take place in a totally alternate universe and make up everything? Or if I should make it like a futuristic Earth city. Cause I think I could really mix it up if it took place in Washington D.C., in the future, with cultures meshed everywhere and nowhere is really distinct anymore. BUT I DON'T KNOW. HELP PLZ? D:

Also messed up my first pair of YJK TK shorts! Except I was pretty much expecting that. You know, trial by error and crap. I need a pattern for shorts, that basically just maybe zips up in the back and that's it. I can't use a swimwear pattern cause it's meant for stretchy crap, obviously. And I can't find a patten for shorts with just a zipper. It's all buttons and crap -- which I wouldn't mind except these have to go under a bodysuit and not have weird bumps everywhere. SO WTF. (D: FACE AGAIN.)


BIG BROTHER TONIGHT. OH GAWD. THE HORRIBLE TRAIN WRECK OF THE SUMMER BEGINS AGAIN. GUILTY HEARTS.

I LOVE WHEN THEY BURST INTO SONG.

OJGOMGOISDJKHDF:LK YOU GUYS KLSJA OMG.

YOUTUBE IS MY NEW LOVER. I WANT IT'S BABIES.

VALERIE. VALVAL. YOU HAD BETTER CLICK ON THAT LINK.

Adventures in Wonderland! <3333 OMG! This was my favorite TV show EVER when I was in grade school. My friend Heather and I would sing all the songs and crap and omg. DISNEY CHANNEL. <3 OMG I MISSED IT SO MUCH AND SOME WONDERFUL PERSON HAS PUT STUFF UP ON YOUTUBE. AND IT'S STUFF I DON'T HAVE ON THE VHS TAPES.

COPY CATTER HATTER OMFOPDFMODNMFOM BEST EPISODE EVER. I love when the CCH shows up and it's basically the Hatter in black with a crappy lopsided moustache. He comes in at 5:20 and I love him. And the way he walks. XD Heather and I would walk down the street like that. XDDDDD

TWEEDLE DEE AND DUM WITH THEIR MATCHING HAMMER PANTS. AND THE HATTER (best facial expressions EVER)! AND THE HARE! AND OMG ALICE! <33333 ALICE I HEART YOU AND YOUR STUPID BLUE CLOTHES. And the White Rabbit on 'blades! AND THE QUEEN! SHE IS SUCH A BITCH. <3

sdf;jalkjsdfjaksjdfja and now I will be able to play my Alice properly in Revelry Junction. XD


EDIT: I can still sing along with the cheesy theme song! AND ALICE IN HER BLING-BLING BLING-BLAU JACKET.

EDIT 2: When they burst into song and dance and just randomly get all musical I TOTALLY FEEL MYSELF FILLED WITH THE FLASHBACK WARM FUZZIES. And then Alice went and got all GORGEOUS CRAZY HOT OMG!

EDIT 3: Some awesome quotes from the people commenting and such.

Note that this may be the only children's show ever to use the word "plethora."

That rollerblading rabbit scared the fuck out of me when i was little.

I LOVE. XD