HEEEEE.

I promised Valerie/zoopiglet I would make her this icon. SO HERE YOU GO, VALVAL. XD




And I got The Dark Half in the mail yesterday (and The Shining miniseries! Now I have both versions to molest watch ALL THE TIME) and it was so hard not to watch it yesterday but it needs to be watched at night in the cushy chair with a blanket and bawls and oreos and stuff. But I did put the DVD in and skip to the hallway scene to see if Stark said it AND HE DID. AND IT IS PRICELESS THE WAY HE LOOKS AT THE GUY. "Murder. Want some?"

And goodness, Thad Beaumont is hot. He's not like scrawny goth/pretty-boy hot or buff, manly-man Supernatural hot -- he's like that perfect husband material hot. (It was so hard to skip the scene where he was getting ready to go teach and fixing his hair in the mirror. :|) He's the guy you could actually see taking the kids to the park or fixing the gutters when they're leaking. If you... forget about... the serial killer alter-ego/twin thing going on. And the murderous, ravenous sparrows. D:

I THINK I'M GONNA GO WATCH IT. EYEBALLS IN THE BRAIN AND ALL.

I love this song.

I stayed up till 5am for gore and the pretties!

Yeah, I was up till five watching The Dark Half and I actually jumped at parts. I am a loser. BUT THAT MOVIE WAS SO HOT. D:

ALSO I FOUND SCREENCAPS OF THE WHOLE MOVIE AND I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT FOR SOME REASON. HOT.

-- Nice clumsy Thad fixing his hair! I love him. And I love when he knocks into stuff/knocks things over. Adorkable. <3

-- This part is so hot. It's when little bitch Clawson threatens to expose George Stark and Thad starts talking really hard like George and basically threatens to kill Clawson. The way he's sitting in the second shot = <3. I also love the pictures of the twins in the background. CUTE~ XD

-- Mmmm, t-shirt. D: Weakness.

-- THE CAR! HIGH TONED SON OF A BITCH. XD

-- MURDER? YOU WANT SOME? If I didn't already know George Stark was also played by Timothy Hutton, I wouldn't have guessed that was him. IT'S THE FOREHEAD. O_O

-- Gratuitous Hot Thad Beaumont in a giant coat. dskjfaskjdfksd hair.

-- MELTY!FACE STARK! MUAHAHA~ And those contacts were effing awesome.

-- Melty!Stark getting eaten by sparrows (HI GORE WARNING. Squeamish probably shouldn't look at that screencap -- it's like a closeup of -- seriously, Stark's face getting pecked at by sparrows.) I liked when the one went into HIS EYE SOCKET. And another CRAWLED THROUGH HIS RIBCAGE. They were so cute.

-- Liz and Thad -- this part made me wibble like a little bitch, especially when the sparrow landed on Thad's hand.

I'm gonna do a picture!spam here soon of hot/amazing/omg guys who have been in adaptations of Stephen King stories. I mean, could you really go wrong with River Phoenix, Timothy Hutton, Rob Lowe, Steven Weber, Samuel L. Jackson, Johnny Depp, John Cusack, Jack Coleman, Kett Turton -- I don't have to go on (even though I could), seriously. XD

Dizzzzzzzney!

Three weeks from tomorrow I will be hitting this up so hard and ACTING LIKE A TEN YEAR OLD.

I WANT TO MEET THE STEPMOTHER AND STEPSISTERS FROM CINDERELLA. XD

The Headless Horseman! :o! And Shenzi and Bonzai and Ed! Ed was always the best hyena, dudes. He had crazy eyes. <3

I just spent three hours doing homework and writing a stupid paper. Ugggggggggggggggh. D: BUT AT LEAST I'M DONE NOW.