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OMG, the Twobacks in Silent Hill: Origins are so nasty. Every time they come up and try to hump Travis, I throw up in my mouth a little. D: I was in the Riverside Motel (I swear, this is like Travis' Lakeview Hotel *shudder*) and ew, all the holes to peak in the rooms? And jumping into the bashed in bathtub to the total Pr0n Suite below and finding Kaufmann and Lisa in the hotel room together? WAT WAT WAT? TWOBACKS, WAT? I knew something had to be going on when I was standing over the bathtub and I could hear CRYING AND PANTING I'M LIKE I DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN THERE TRAVIS NO. D:

BUT I BEAT IT AND TRAVIS WINS AT LIFE. I love the chatter on his radio at the end too. PLUS THE MOON GAUNTLETS! <3

(OMG ORIGINS. GOOD ENDING. He's smiling and I swear this is the happiest ending to a SH game ever. BAD ENDING. ;-; The PSP graphics on his eye though! AND THE UFO ENDING. IT'S THE DOG! <3333333)

Aaaaand the Butcher. Grosssss and creeeeepy. He's like Pyramid Head's little cousin. Also ew is going out and running around and getting chased by the roadkill turkey monsters and the pelvic thrusting nurses -- ALSO THE MEDICAL HALOS. AND THE CALIBANS. YAY SEXUALLY REPRESSED TRUCKER! <3 I love this series. ._.


Alright, so I was thinking about what's going to happen to Jacen/Caedy Caedus in the end of this series and I really have no idea what they're going to do. Here are the options I came up with and what I think of them. And also what I think about TK and her future doings. Haha, that sounds funny.

( Pardon me sir, do you have any Grey Pou-Jedi? )

AND ON A RANDOM NOTE: Has anyone heard of the band Deep Forest? PLEASE TELL ME YES. I FEEL SO ALONE. :(

Heeehehe.

And as a follow up to the last Silent Hill fangasming/fangirl thing. Here are eleven videos that show you why I love Silent Hill So Damn Much. These aren't just video games, they're works of art, yo -- I'M SUPER SERIAL. I WILL MARK MOVIES IF THEY HAVE SPOILERS. Some of the best things in these games are the twists.

1.) THE OPENING [Silent Hill 2] -- the first time I turned on SH2 and this came on I think I watched it like three times before I actually started playing. The song is amazing and just akfjkdjfksjdjfkdj favorite game ever. Also, the line, "YOU FORGOT THAT VIDEOTAPE WE MADE" always caught my ear cause I was like, "LOL SILENT HILL PORN!" I also always loved the line:

"All you care about is that dead wife of yours!"

CLASSIC!

2.) THE DOG ENDING [Silent Hill 2] -- this is by far the most crackheaded and awesome ending I have ever seen in a game EVER. THE CREDITS. THEY ARE AMAZING. AND THE SONG.

3.) EILEEN ENDING [Silent Hill 4: The Room] -- I LOVE this ending. It's so sad, but I always found the first person view of Henry falling to the floor at the end in utter emoness and despair to be so fitting and gorgeous. SPOILER.

4.) JAMES WATCHES THE VIDEOTAPE [Silent Hill 2] -- possibly my favorite cutscene in a video game ever. The angles, the music, the CRAZY PLOT. The first time I saw it my jaw dropped. SPOILERS, MAJOR SPOILERS. It really hits the fan about a minute into that video. And then the way he tells Laura. DAMN. HEART. (As a disturbing bonus -- the audio clip of how the videotape was originally supposed to sound was found on the PC version and put over the video for how it was really supposed to be -- but it's pretty unsettling and makes the kiss he plants on her forehead all the more horrible.)

5.) THE REVENGE ENDING [Silent Hill 3] -- featuring Heather (HI COOLEST MAIN CHARACTER NAME EVER XD) in one of her classic alternate outfits and then meeting with the main characters of Silent Hill and Silent Hill 2, Harry and James, respectively. The pictures are hilarious -- and the song at the end. OMG, where they sing about all the characters. LOVE. Not really... spoilish, just MESSED UP. <3

6.) BRAINTREE DROPS & WALTER TALKS TO HIMSELF [Silent Hill 4: The Room] -- Walter Sullivan is total crazypants insane love. Also, Richard Braintree was the scariest sacrament in the entire universe. THE WAY HE WALKED. P.S. Henry Townshend is so hot. Even with his cheesy little shuffle and his, "DAYUM."

7.) CYBIL ON THE CAROUSEL [Silent Hill] -- SPOILERS!! I will admit I hid behind the couch when I saw her ass coming at me with those eyes. Until Valerie was like, "HEATHER HEATHER WHAT THE FUCK GET UP YOU HAVE TO FIGHT HER!" And then once it was over I hid again during this scene. It was just so creepy. You also get the nice gameplay footage of her CHOKING THE SHIT OUT OF HARRY MASON.

8.) THE INTRODUCTION OF PYRAMID HEAD [Silent Hill 2] -- The first cutscene we see him in and WTF IS HE DOING???1/1//1 OMG. He is still the creepiest SH villain ever -- probably the creepiest thing ever. Especially when he does that weird wiggly helmet grab thing in front of where James is hiding. Also, JAMES SUNDERLAND WINS HERO OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR TRYING TO SHOOT THROUGH A CLOSET DOOR WHILE HIDING. Nothing like giving your position away, kid -- GTF back to Midwich and get schooled!

9.) FOOTAGE AND GAMEPLAY [Silent Hill 5] -- HELLO CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS GAME KTHX BYE. D: At 57 SECONDS WITH THE WALLS PEELING, I FLIPPED. And dude, if you go back to #7 and watch the gameplay footage in that (PSX game) and then come to this gameplay footage and look at it... O_O

10.) THIS IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS [Silent Hill: 0rigins] -- A trailer with some mad old footage, but the music is still love and so is Travis. This game was a big thumbs up from me. They did a great job with it. <3

11.) CYBIL & ROSE, MEET YOUR NEW FRIEND [Silent Hill: the movie] -- I have to give credit where credit is due. I liked the movie, even though it tweaked a bunch of stuff. This scene totally kicked ass.

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