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AMERICAN IDOL OH GAWD. IT'S THAT CRAPPY TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!
http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season7/
FTW: Amanda Overmyer, Carly Smithson, Chikezie (<3), Danny Noriega (I swear he's Christian from Project Runway except on Idol -- DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE SASSED SIMON? I expected him to be like, "I WAS FIERCE!"), Jason Castro (OMG HOT), Joanne Borgella
FTL: Kristy Lee Cook (bitch, this is not American Amazing Grace, pick a different effing song), Michael Johns (sorry, you do not impress me as much as you get credit for, which makes me sad), Alaina Whitaker/Kady Malloy/Amy David (who the shit are these chicks?)
On the fence: Asia'h Epperson, Colton Berry, the three Davids, Alexandrea Lushington, Jason Yeager, Luke Menard, Ramiele Malubay, Robbie Carrico (OMG A ROCKERHURRRR), Syesha Mercado, Garrett Haley, Brooke White
Seeing as how my past favorites have been like... Blake Lewis and Bo Bice, I think we might have a pretty good set of bitches this year. I'm waiting to see who turns into the Haley Scarnato and the Scott Savol. *vomit*
Also, Christian or Chris FTW on Project Runway -- Eff you and your draping, Rami. D:
AND HAHAHA ON LOHAN TRYING TO IMITATE MARILYN MONROE WITH HER NUDE SHOTS. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. MONROE HAD A TRILLION TIMES MORE TALENT AND CLASS THEN YOU EVER WILL. CAN'T STOP LOLING. Also, Monroe didn't look like a freckled druggie with a cheap wig on. "Oh gawd! I'm not in the spotlight anymore! WHAT SHOULD I DO?! ESPECIALLY A WEEK AFTER APOLOGIZING TO ALL MY YOUNG FANS WHO LOOK UP TO ME AS A ROLE MODEL!? WAIT! I will take artsy n00dz! Of course!" Honey, you are nowhere near as gorgeous as Monroe was. Step the shit off of it, put some clothes on and actually do some work. :P
(WORK LOL WHAT A CONCEPT I THOUGHT LIFE WAS DRUGS AND BOOZE!!11)
EDIT: Lohan called Monroe’s suicide “tragic,” and then added, elliptically, “You know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else.” I asked whether she was referring to Heath Ledger. She nodded: “They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.” Why some and not others, I asked, since it has often seemed that the thrice-rehabbed Lohan might meet a similar fate. Lohan replied with a flicker of annoyance: “I don’t know. I’m not them. But I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.”
She sure as hell wouldn't let it happen to her, okay, then I want you to look back at the bolded word. OKAY. I'm sure Heath Ledger wasn't looking to die/"letting it happen to him", SMART COOKIE.
http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season7/
FTW: Amanda Overmyer, Carly Smithson, Chikezie (<3), Danny Noriega (I swear he's Christian from Project Runway except on Idol -- DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE SASSED SIMON? I expected him to be like, "I WAS FIERCE!"), Jason Castro (OMG HOT), Joanne Borgella
FTL: Kristy Lee Cook (bitch, this is not American Amazing Grace, pick a different effing song), Michael Johns (sorry, you do not impress me as much as you get credit for, which makes me sad), Alaina Whitaker/Kady Malloy/Amy David (who the shit are these chicks?)
On the fence: Asia'h Epperson, Colton Berry, the three Davids, Alexandrea Lushington, Jason Yeager, Luke Menard, Ramiele Malubay, Robbie Carrico (OMG A ROCKERHURRRR), Syesha Mercado, Garrett Haley, Brooke White
Seeing as how my past favorites have been like... Blake Lewis and Bo Bice, I think we might have a pretty good set of bitches this year. I'm waiting to see who turns into the Haley Scarnato and the Scott Savol. *vomit*
Also, Christian or Chris FTW on Project Runway -- Eff you and your draping, Rami. D:
AND HAHAHA ON LOHAN TRYING TO IMITATE MARILYN MONROE WITH HER NUDE SHOTS. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. MONROE HAD A TRILLION TIMES MORE TALENT AND CLASS THEN YOU EVER WILL. CAN'T STOP LOLING. Also, Monroe didn't look like a freckled druggie with a cheap wig on. "Oh gawd! I'm not in the spotlight anymore! WHAT SHOULD I DO?! ESPECIALLY A WEEK AFTER APOLOGIZING TO ALL MY YOUNG FANS WHO LOOK UP TO ME AS A ROLE MODEL!? WAIT! I will take artsy n00dz! Of course!" Honey, you are nowhere near as gorgeous as Monroe was. Step the shit off of it, put some clothes on and actually do some work. :P
(WORK LOL WHAT A CONCEPT I THOUGHT LIFE WAS DRUGS AND BOOZE!!11)
EDIT: Lohan called Monroe’s suicide “tragic,” and then added, elliptically, “You know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else.” I asked whether she was referring to Heath Ledger. She nodded: “They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.” Why some and not others, I asked, since it has often seemed that the thrice-rehabbed Lohan might meet a similar fate. Lohan replied with a flicker of annoyance: “I don’t know. I’m not them. But I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.”
She sure as hell wouldn't let it happen to her, okay, then I want you to look back at the bolded word. OKAY. I'm sure Heath Ledger wasn't looking to die/"letting it happen to him", SMART COOKIE.
