After you jumped off the bench, Scott...

There's a very long pause while he watches the smoke from his cigarette rise out of the lamp's beam and disappear. When he speaks again, his voice is dry, flat and certain. "Daddy cut deep."

She opens her mouth to say something conventional that will put an end to this discussion (all kinds of warning bells are going off in her head, now; whole banks of red lights are flashing), but before she can, he goes on.

"Anyway, that's not what you want to ask. Ask what you want, Lisey. Go ahead. I'll tell you. I'm not going to keep secrets from you -- not after what happened this afternoon -- but you have to ask."

I WANT TO MARRY SCOTT LANDON. D: AND HIS SAYINGS. AND HIS BOOKS. AND HIS HAIR. AND HIS UNDERTAKER'S SUIT. AND HIS WIFE.

After I finish the rereads of the other two Myst books (finished Atrus yesterday -- Atrus and Catherine are so absolutely precious it hurts, dude) I'm totally rereading Lisey's Story... and Bag of Bones......... and Duma Key.

Heeeeeeheeeeeeee~


(oh oh oh and it's so horrible whenever The Book of Atrus mentioned Catherine's black hair and green eyes I was like, "lol chick kyp/zekk/jag")

Haha, my crack tag. Let me show you it. I SHALL OPEN IT HERE. RIGHT HERE.

So.

There are people attracted to Jacen/Anakin, there are people attracted to Mara/Jacen or Mara/Anakin. Shit, there is even a market for Jacen/Leia (lol Leia-droid, anyone?) -- but if I just absolutely had to pick a Solo/Skywalker-cest thing, it would be -- duh -- Jacen/Jaina.

I always find myself all, "OH HOW ADORABLE" with Jacen/Jaina (okay, pre-LotF). It's so gross, but if people can like Luke/Leia, then dammit, I can think Jacen/Jaina is cute. Plus, I like it when they are being nice to each other. Overly touchy-feely in-my-bad-place nice? Maybe not so much. Giggly-huggles nice, yes. But they are so about the darling and the eyerolling in the YJK books where they're all, "Oh you silly animal collecting goose" and "OH YOU AND YOUR MACHINES, SIS" -- and they argued only like a little punkass brother and sister could (except somehow with a total underlying married couple thing going on). And then the whole spitting venom and hating on each other and shit from the beginning of the LotF to now makes me want to emo my wrists to death on a whole new level.

The last time I really adored Jacen? Dark Nest: The Swarm War. That was in 2005. The three times I adored Jaina in Legacy of the Force? The flashback to the Shadow Academy. The flashback to post-Tenel Ka's arm apocalypse. And the flashback where Jacen came in after Anni died and helped Jaina get to sleep.

The Solo twins are pretty much douchechills without each other. And yes, I mean both of them. *eyes Jacen Solo* Once they gave up on each other it was like, "Really? This is how it's gonna go? LOL TWIN BOND?"

So, you know, LotF really harshed my mellow there. And when I go back and read the YJK or the NJO and it mentions the SUPER MYSTICAL POWER OF SAID MAGICAL TWIN BOND OF TWINNY TWIN TWINNESS, I will laugh at it. I will laugh long and hard (that's what she said) at it because the LotF cancelled it all out.


Zekk and Tenel Ka were totally covers for their UNDYING TEENAGE STAR-CROSSED GROSS FAMILY LOVE in the YJK SERIES. :|

And Jacen REALLY cut Tenel Ka's arm off cause he wanted Jaina to be the prettiest girl in the Academy! And how does he know she's the prettiest? BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL VERSION OF HIM.

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Oh no wait, let me open that tag again.

[crack]

Okay, in all seriousness. The real reason Jacen cut Tenel Ka's arm off -- it was not an accident. He meant to do it. Why? Do we really know where Tenel Ka's severed left arm ended up?

No.

That's because little, conniving Jacen stole it for his own purposes.

And yes, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Jacen Solo! Giving the galaxy new meaning to the word handjob!

I sense a livejournal icon coming on.

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I'M DONE RUINING OUR FANDOM NOW. :D ...NO WAIT.

[crack] Zekk borrowed it sometimes, too. [/crack]

OKAY REALLY, I'M SPENT.

OH KYP, ERRR, KIP.

OKAY. BIOSHOCK AND STAR WARS. There is so much shit I've written that it has to be split up into a couple parts, WTF I KNOW. D: But I am so in love with this. I haven't been this excited by anything I've written in awhile.

I have a dorky/darling/dirty moment with Jase and Jane in one of the parts. It's creepy cause it's borderline Jacen/Jaina -- and this is because Jase is drunk off his fucking rocker and Jane is like, lol you dumbshit, it's me. I've done this before, you see. But the darling comes in because Jane is all, "awww little twin bro, you're such an illegal workaholic and you will catch a break soon, i promise." And she gives him a kiss on his drunk-ass, booze-smelly forehead and he's all, "zzzzzzzz"

Oh and the part where Jane and Jase are looking at Kip at Eve's Garden (Jane's place of employment, HELL YES <3) and he's all jealous of Jase cause he's close to Jane -- even though he knows they're TWIN SIBLINGS -- and Jane is like LOL LET'S PISS HIM OFF. So she whispers something in Jase's ear and massively!horribly!drunk!Kip Durant FLIPS HIS SHIT.

( Even though we look exactly alike? )

And these are the kinds of reasons why I'm having so much fun with this story. XD

(I am so not guilty of Jacen/Jaina 'shipping, I swear. *shifty eyes*)

Alright, but Andy does falls asleep with his head on Jase's leg and it's the cutest thing ever. <3 Solo kids = OT3.

(I can totally see Jacen and Jaina doing this:

Jase was about to ask more about this "Torry", until Jane elbowed him in the side gently. "Don't look to your right."

Instantly turning his head to the right, Jane elbowed him in the side again. "I said don't look!")


Haha, before I post this story I will totally make a little guide/glossary so everyone can understand both the SW and the Bioshock sides of the story, cause sometimes I even forget stuff myself. XD