mmmmmmmmm.

You guys. Bill Kaulitz is so effing pretty with his black nails and his 80's hair. And I want his little german babies. Look at him when he's all wet. KJFKDSJFKDSJFKJDSFlkldd. Added bonus: VIDEO OF TOKIO HOTEL GETTING ALL WET AT 3:07. Lol, Bill's awesome Dead or Alive hair is getting all drenched!

Okay, I know zoopiglet and I always make fun of Criss Angel (Chris Angle Bangle) out of love. But dude, you take him and two of my favorite things. Wade Robson and Cirque du Soleil.

And you get FAMILY VACATION TO LAS VEGAS THIS FALL. I'M NOT LYING. WE HAVE TO.


IN OTHER NEWS, BOO ON ALL UPCOMING STAR WARS BOOKS BECAUSE CAINE BLACK KNIFE HAS A RELEASE DATE!

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