Zekk and Tenel Ka are banging. Really.

I have decided something. And this is how it will always be in my head now. Always.

Tenel Ka and Zekk were sick of getting screwed and totally not respected by the MOST POPULAR FAMILIES (LOL S/S) IN THE GALAXY so they plotted together to bring them down. Anakin Solo and the trip to Myrkr -- those were only the start.

Tenel Ka and Zekk continued to get into Jacen and Jaina's heads, respectively -- until Tenel Ka drove Jacen to the Dark Side by having a child that he had to FIERCELY PROTECT TO THE ENDS OF THE GALAXY and Zekk continued to make Jaina confused over which boy she wanted to take to the movies that weekend until she took out her anger and frustration on her twin brother.

This drove both of the Solo kids to murder other members of their family aka the Solo/Skywalker clan. This also, of course, made the whole family a bunch of emo, whiny, annoying bitches.

Suddenly Zekk goes "missing" (this was his plan all along, you see)...

And With Isolder and Jacen gone and Allana being taken care of by Han and Leia...

This leaves Zekk and Tenel Ka together on Hapes. He's not really missing, he's just hanging out in the Fountain Palace gardens on a bunch of cushions getting fed the GFFA equivalent of grapes by handmaidens with Tenel Ka casually resting her head on his stomach and going over Royal Shit on datapads. And then of course they sleep together at night, in more ways than one. *winkwinknudgenudge*

So yeah, everyone = "OH SHIT, ZEKK WENT MISSING. WE MUST FIND HIM."
Zekk and Tenel Ka on Hapes: "LOL, losers."

And all the tabloids are like, "SOLO/SKYWALKER CLAN GONE MAD?" And the Queen Mother and the Lost One know their work here is mother-effing done.

Lumiya who? Caedus what? Alema? Tahiri? LAWD NO, it was Tenel Ka and Zekk all along!

This is how Legacy of the Force ended for me.


(I smell like three paragraph extremely short and to the point fanfiction somewhere. And I'm going to find that bitch and type it up.)

"THROW THE BALL. WE ARE WAITING."

So it's a little more than three paragraphs and pretty much only makes sense if you know what happens in the LotF series, but wow. I am suddenly a fan of writing Zekk and Tenel Ka like nasty masterminds. Also, the mental image of them lounging around in the gardens is just hot. I don't know what it is. I think it's all the green mixed with all that black/gray/copper. And touchy-feely Zekk. D:


( Especially those two selfish twin children of Han and Leia. )

THE SANDLOT IS ON. <3 "FOREVER. FOREVER. FOOOORRREEEVVVEEERRR."