I can't help but cackle.

Okay, fake or not, this is effing funny as shit. So wrong, but so right and classic. TEAM CHRIS. I absolutely cackle so hard at: "Ladies and gentlemen..... my sister is a whore."

ALSO THIS EXCHANGE IS THE BEST --
Katie: "TAKE THIS DOWN NOW! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!"
Chris: "what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your dick sucking list to facebook? go ahead."

sdklfjakljsd flololololol

Also, yes, it is so, so horrible that after a couple minutes my mind went to fandom places. I mean really, come on COME ON COME ON IT'S PERFECT..

"So if everyone hasn't heard yet...... I'm grounded for the next 3 months. Why? Because jaina decided to rat me out and tell my parents about the 12 pack of Corellian Ale, menegerie of endangered species and Hapan porn i was hiding in my room. My parents are Alderaanian and Corellian, and all of you know that they're kriffing strict.

Since all I can do and all I'll ever for the next 2 and a half months involve sitting on the holonet all day, I thought I'd get a little revenge today. Everyone out there might think my sister is such a sweet and innocent girl, but a few days ago I decided to go treasure hunting in her room and found a little something special hidden in her closet. this will make the next 2.5 months bearable.

Ladies and gentlemen..... my sister is a whore."

Jag: note to self. do not hook up with Jaina.
Lowbacca: omg
Talon: u are a dick! but this is so funny!
Kyp: HOLY SHAVIT.
Valin: hey kyp, if you cut your hair you're gettin a BJ!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHH!!!
Anakin: holy shavitttttttttttt
Lando: omkg
Ganner: omg
Zekk: i knew she was a closet slut.
Tenel Ka: ........ this is so wrong.
Tahiri: jacen, i really think you should take this down, this is SO wrong on SO many levels. this is such a douche bag move by your part. YOU were at fault for having ale and porn in your room in the first place. you need to grow up and be mature and stop being such a DICK
Jaina: TAKE THIS DOWN NOW! WHAT THE KRIFF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!
Jacen: what are you gonna do? tell mom and dad that i uploaded your dick sucking list to spacebook? go ahead.
Raynar: omg.
Lusa: no way...
Jaina: EVERY DE-TAG YOUR SELF NOW! REMOVE THE TAGS JACEN OR IM GOING TO SERIOUSLY HURT YOU. TAKE THIS PICTURE DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!! PICK UP YOUR COMLINK!
Jacen: I <3 spacebook like you <3 cock

This is really why Jaina kills Jacen in the future. He was having Caedus impulses so long ago!

P.S. The part about Jaina giving Kyp a BJ if Kyp cuts his hair WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS. KYP HAS FIXED HIS HAIR FOR A WOMAN BEFORE. XDDDDDDDD

oh words words blah blah

Okay, I'm currently finishing two short fanfictions. One, Louis and Ellis (Left 4 Dead) out on a Special Infected-infested food hunt together. Two, Jaina visits Tenel Ka (Star Wars) after Caedus' death. And wow, both of these have slightly slashy undertones. WHAT IS THIS?

But then I have a few more ideas for stories that are eating my brain. And I'm not sure which one to work on.

1.) [ SW ] Jaina, babysitting the dear niece of hers, gets a visit from Jacen in the middle of the night. Talking ensues. Also, possible hugs. (post-LotF)
2.) [ SW ] Caedus needs assistance in reaching Tenel Ka to talk to her and makes his one supar sekritt double agent from Hapes help him achieve this. Said agent is a mere male and a social secretary and takes care of Tenel Ka's schedule and his name starts with a G. I think some of you can see where I'm going with this. (mid-LotF)
3.) [ Stephen King ] Scott Landon and Mike Noonan are signing autographs at a literary conference, chatting it up and goofing off, unaware that odd things have happened in both of their home lives. Lisey approaches, Scott gets his special brand of mushy/pushy on and Mike gets nostalgic. (post-Bag of Bones, pre-Lisey's Story)

Plus, I am actually still chugging along on the SW long stories: Absolved (third in a trilogy of lol terror started in 2003, Jacen/Tenel Ka, lots of insanity plus some Jared Leto, Rachel Weisz and Mos Def ...what? And 100% more assassination attempts!) and The First Time (post-LotF, TK/Zekk[/Caedus...?], angry crack).

And there's all the original things swimming around my head, naturally. I currently have six files sitting on my hard drive of long stories I've started but none of them are sparking as much as I want them to. I know there's this idea I'm horribly ready to work on and it just hasn't surfaced in my head yet. COME TO ME, IDEA. O_O

Let's ride a completely different train of thought! Here are some random pictures from my phone.


This is my new baby, the STAR HOME LOLOLOL. No, for real. That's my new car and I love it to bits.


These little gems are things I found on the deep corners of the internet and had to buy them because of my obsession love for this book. I would tuck these in with me and sleep with them if I didn't think I would roll over on them and ruin them. The one on the left is an original 1980 U.K. first edition printing of The Long Walk, while the one on the right is an original 1979 U.S. first edition printing. The covers~ <3333333333333333333333333333333333

(LOL THE LONG WALK IS IN THE GREAT TRADITION OF ROLLERBALL, YOU GUYZ. :O Hehe.)

Also something of note: Garraty, Olson, Harkness and Baker all appear on the U.K. cover. Stebbins and McVries are nowhere to be found (unless McVries is the 6_ way behind Garraty). I say they're making out/killing each other behind the halftrack. And I'd like to think the U.S. cover is a gigantic spoiler and Stebbins is featured on it. XD

Oh my god Frank Darabont, pleeeeease work on/finish The Long Walk sooooooon. Best movie ever.

(And please please please put Stebbins in the actual outfit he is wearing in the book: He was skinny and blond, wearing purple pants and a blue chambray shirt under an old green zip sweater with holes in the elbows.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS <333333 XD)