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HAHAHAHA. I DON'T EVEN--
Mar. 4th, 2010 12:39 amI just found this in my writing folder on the computer. It's apparently from November 2005 and I wish so hard that I could remember where and how far I was going with this. It's STAR WARS BIG BROTHER FOR REAL?
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"First, allow me to tell you a little about myself. I'm Admiral Gadell Vessau. You might ask, 'If you're an Admiral, what the kriff are you doing on a game show, you loser...' -- to which I say, 'I'm making enough to buy your family, kid, shut the hells up, kay?' Then second you might ask, 'Admiral of WUUUT?' -- Well, I'm the Admiral of the Hapan Naval Fleet, and yes, I'm a man last time I checked." Gadell inserts a blow-on-the-nails-and-check here, if just to throw that fact in the lovely audience's face. "Besides that uh... I'm twenty-six. And I like being tied---"
At this point the producers are waving wildly at him from behind the holocameras and Gadell thins his lips and pauses a second, before pretending he ended that monologue perfect and spot-on.
As he straightens his posture, Mister Vessau smiles all wolfish and waves his hand towards a holoscreen behind him, where the images of five people are present.
"Our first batch of lucky vic-- err, contestants. Occasionally I'll be introducing new blood into the place, when people come to their senses and join in, yes hmm?"
A slender finger hovers over a redhead, whose expression in the picture is far from cheerful -- hells, it's far from pretty much anything.
"Here we have the Queen Mother of Hapes, Miss Tenel Ka. She left her chi---"
The people behind the camera hiss something else.
"No, no. She has no child. I meant she left her uh... planets for a bit to take a break and try her hand at ---" He shuts his eyes for a second and scowls, realizing his choice of words. "--- this game. Yeah. Let's talk to her."
He presses a button on the other screen beside him and her realtime image comes up. She's sitting on a couch in the main chamber, staring longingly at the ceiling.
"TENNA DARLING~ HOW'S LIFE IN THE COMPOUND?"
Startled, she composes herself quickly and responds.
"Gadell." Oh and there he was. The voice from above, dripping with something between sarcasm and mirth -- possibly some sort of alcohol too. "It is alright. Durron stole the pillows off my bed earlier to make a fort and Atton is drinking all the blue milk, but besides that..." She shrugged.
"Training with Master Windu is interesting though." Resting her head back once more, she continued to stare at the ceiling, her mind locked on the brat she left back at the Palace. And no not Gadell. She meant her daughter.
---
"Yeah! Windu don't take no shizzit, does he?" Tapping the next picture in the row, Gadell comes to just the man the two of them had been speaking of. "Master Mister Mace Windu. Jedi Master of the Old School-- err, Republic. His lightsaber is purple, yet it's the most MANLY THING EVER."
He switches to Windu's image on the screen. The man is meditating and there goes Gadell, interrupting again.
"HI MISSER WINDU! Introduce yourself."
"Misser Windu" had suspected that Admiral Vessau had broken into the liquor closet at the studio at some point. Windu never remembered him being that jovial before.
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HERE IS ANOTHER THING I FOUND. LET ME SHARE IT WITH YOU. IT WAS A CAST LIST FOR A FANFICTION. I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE STORYLINE CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GONNA DO REALLY (it was April 2005, hahahahah) -- BUT THE CAST LIST IS GOOD ENOUGH. XDDD
The Solo Family:
Hannah Solo, Leon Organa Solo, Annie Solo, Jayen Solo, Jasa Solo
The Skywalker Family:
Lucia Skywalker, Marv Jade Skywalker, Benita Skywalker
Supporting Cast:
Lowbecca, Teneken Djo, Danny Quee, Zekka, Jagette Fel, Kypsa Durron, Hirian Veila, Alem Rar, Wedgie Antilles, Wendi Janson
BENITA SKYWALKER, YOU GUYS. AND MARV JADE. I feel like something needs to be done here. I feel like I need to find all these old things I never finished and do something with them. XD
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"First, allow me to tell you a little about myself. I'm Admiral Gadell Vessau. You might ask, 'If you're an Admiral, what the kriff are you doing on a game show, you loser...' -- to which I say, 'I'm making enough to buy your family, kid, shut the hells up, kay?' Then second you might ask, 'Admiral of WUUUT?' -- Well, I'm the Admiral of the Hapan Naval Fleet, and yes, I'm a man last time I checked." Gadell inserts a blow-on-the-nails-and-check here, if just to throw that fact in the lovely audience's face. "Besides that uh... I'm twenty-six. And I like being tied---"
At this point the producers are waving wildly at him from behind the holocameras and Gadell thins his lips and pauses a second, before pretending he ended that monologue perfect and spot-on.
As he straightens his posture, Mister Vessau smiles all wolfish and waves his hand towards a holoscreen behind him, where the images of five people are present.
"Our first batch of lucky vic-- err, contestants. Occasionally I'll be introducing new blood into the place, when people come to their senses and join in, yes hmm?"
A slender finger hovers over a redhead, whose expression in the picture is far from cheerful -- hells, it's far from pretty much anything.
"Here we have the Queen Mother of Hapes, Miss Tenel Ka. She left her chi---"
The people behind the camera hiss something else.
"No, no. She has no child. I meant she left her uh... planets for a bit to take a break and try her hand at ---" He shuts his eyes for a second and scowls, realizing his choice of words. "--- this game. Yeah. Let's talk to her."
He presses a button on the other screen beside him and her realtime image comes up. She's sitting on a couch in the main chamber, staring longingly at the ceiling.
"TENNA DARLING~ HOW'S LIFE IN THE COMPOUND?"
Startled, she composes herself quickly and responds.
"Gadell." Oh and there he was. The voice from above, dripping with something between sarcasm and mirth -- possibly some sort of alcohol too. "It is alright. Durron stole the pillows off my bed earlier to make a fort and Atton is drinking all the blue milk, but besides that..." She shrugged.
"Training with Master Windu is interesting though." Resting her head back once more, she continued to stare at the ceiling, her mind locked on the brat she left back at the Palace. And no not Gadell. She meant her daughter.
---
"Yeah! Windu don't take no shizzit, does he?" Tapping the next picture in the row, Gadell comes to just the man the two of them had been speaking of. "Master Mister Mace Windu. Jedi Master of the Old School-- err, Republic. His lightsaber is purple, yet it's the most MANLY THING EVER."
He switches to Windu's image on the screen. The man is meditating and there goes Gadell, interrupting again.
"HI MISSER WINDU! Introduce yourself."
"Misser Windu" had suspected that Admiral Vessau had broken into the liquor closet at the studio at some point. Windu never remembered him being that jovial before.
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HERE IS ANOTHER THING I FOUND. LET ME SHARE IT WITH YOU. IT WAS A CAST LIST FOR A FANFICTION. I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE STORYLINE CAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GONNA DO REALLY (it was April 2005, hahahahah) -- BUT THE CAST LIST IS GOOD ENOUGH. XDDD
The Solo Family:
Hannah Solo, Leon Organa Solo, Annie Solo, Jayen Solo, Jasa Solo
The Skywalker Family:
Lucia Skywalker, Marv Jade Skywalker, Benita Skywalker
Supporting Cast:
Lowbecca, Teneken Djo, Danny Quee, Zekka, Jagette Fel, Kypsa Durron, Hirian Veila, Alem Rar, Wedgie Antilles, Wendi Janson
BENITA SKYWALKER, YOU GUYS. AND MARV JADE. I feel like something needs to be done here. I feel like I need to find all these old things I never finished and do something with them. XD
