Will Hack for Good Food!
Mar. 3rd, 2008 12:47 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tenel_kaRAPTURE CLASSIFIED ADS. XD
"... until the Circus of Values starts selling female sanitary aids, I'm your best hope."
"The Mask Gallery, located in Poseidon Plaza!"
"This variety lot includes 'Invisible Mustache,' which gives you a mustache that cannot be seen by security cameras..."
"i am not pervert!"
"Smelly Man Needs Help!"
THIS ONE MADE ME DIE:
"I'll Swap Anything to Get Out of Here! This city is pure Hell. The other day I go to use the restroom. Boom, the lights go out while I'm peeing. They come back and there are five plaster statues of dudes peeing next to me. I go to the farmer's market and some brute in a diving suit follows me around moaning like a whale. I go to a strip club and it's full of ghosts. Ghosts that won't even show any skin. Not even the free booze lying around or the ammo vending machines are enough to keep me here. Sure getting drunk and shooting stuff is fun, but I can do that above the surface with less hassle. None of this fruity shit was in the brochure. Get me out of here and I'll do anything. Hank, in Fontaine's Center for the Poor."
dasjfjsdfjajksdfkj LOVE. XD
"... until the Circus of Values starts selling female sanitary aids, I'm your best hope."
"The Mask Gallery, located in Poseidon Plaza!"
"This variety lot includes 'Invisible Mustache,' which gives you a mustache that cannot be seen by security cameras..."
"i am not pervert!"
"Smelly Man Needs Help!"
THIS ONE MADE ME DIE:
"I'll Swap Anything to Get Out of Here! This city is pure Hell. The other day I go to use the restroom. Boom, the lights go out while I'm peeing. They come back and there are five plaster statues of dudes peeing next to me. I go to the farmer's market and some brute in a diving suit follows me around moaning like a whale. I go to a strip club and it's full of ghosts. Ghosts that won't even show any skin. Not even the free booze lying around or the ammo vending machines are enough to keep me here. Sure getting drunk and shooting stuff is fun, but I can do that above the surface with less hassle. None of this fruity shit was in the brochure. Get me out of here and I'll do anything. Hank, in Fontaine's Center for the Poor."
dasjfjsdfjajksdfkj LOVE. XD
