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tenel_kaUnder this cut, I give you five (actually more than that XD) visual reasons why I adore/love/want to molest/will marry Bioshock. It has achieved the rank of #2 on my LOL FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES EVAR list. Fo' realz.
1.) IT'S EFFING SCARY. Would you want to meet these bitches in a dark alley underwater where no one can hear you scream cause they're pretty much ALL DEAD? THAT'S RIGHT. D:
The bunny masks make me pee my pants of fright. I WANT ONE.
2.) THE CHARACTERS ARE AMAZING. Seriously, half of them you only know through audio diaries they leave around, but you still feel for them. You fall in love with them cause they have 9238490238493284 layers you have to keep peeling away by listening to their ramblings. And once they all break down near the end you just start coming across DEAD BODY after DEAD BODY after DEAD BODY. Also, Fontaine vs. Ryan = YESSSSS. AND SANDER COHEN!
Mariska Lutz (audio diary portrait), Andrew Ryan (loves his golf balls), Jack ("I look like Harry Mason, except more curvy and less dunce, yo"), SANDER COHEN (with my makeup and my MASTERPIECE, BITCH!) and Diane McClintock (audio diary portrait).
3.) LITTLE SISTERS AND BIG DADDIES. And the shit they're capable of. That should be a "nuff said" -- but seriously, one of the little darlings served up the lovely top right picture there. AWWW, POOR SPLICER. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A DIRTY, DIRTY MAN.
THE EYES IN THE HIDEY-HOLE. I LOVE. <3
4.) RAPTURE. It's brilliant. The atmosphere in this game. I give it a big OMG.
Kashmir Restaurant with the sign from the bloody/awesome/fateful night, WHALE SIGHTING IN THE BATHYSPHERE WUT?, the hot hot underwater skyline & KFJKSFDJF FORT FROLIC METRO HIT UP BY SANDER AND HIS PLASTER-PEOPLE. XD
5.) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. The ads are GREAT and so are DANCING SPLICERS.
OH GAWD LEMME GET A ROOT CANAL FOR MY FREE SLIM-DOWN PLASMID!!!1
BUST A MOVE, BITCHES.
And that, kids, is why everyone should partake in this work of art.
(... the music, sjfkajdskfjas. Cohen's Masterpiece!)
1.) IT'S EFFING SCARY. Would you want to meet these bitches in a dark alley underwater where no one can hear you scream cause they're pretty much ALL DEAD? THAT'S RIGHT. D:
The bunny masks make me pee my pants of fright. I WANT ONE.
2.) THE CHARACTERS ARE AMAZING. Seriously, half of them you only know through audio diaries they leave around, but you still feel for them. You fall in love with them cause they have 9238490238493284 layers you have to keep peeling away by listening to their ramblings. And once they all break down near the end you just start coming across DEAD BODY after DEAD BODY after DEAD BODY. Also, Fontaine vs. Ryan = YESSSSS. AND SANDER COHEN!
Mariska Lutz (audio diary portrait), Andrew Ryan (loves his golf balls), Jack ("I look like Harry Mason, except more curvy and less dunce, yo"), SANDER COHEN (with my makeup and my MASTERPIECE, BITCH!) and Diane McClintock (audio diary portrait).
3.) LITTLE SISTERS AND BIG DADDIES. And the shit they're capable of. That should be a "nuff said" -- but seriously, one of the little darlings served up the lovely top right picture there. AWWW, POOR SPLICER. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A DIRTY, DIRTY MAN.
THE EYES IN THE HIDEY-HOLE. I LOVE. <3
4.) RAPTURE. It's brilliant. The atmosphere in this game. I give it a big OMG.
Kashmir Restaurant with the sign from the bloody/awesome/fateful night, WHALE SIGHTING IN THE BATHYSPHERE WUT?, the hot hot underwater skyline & KFJKSFDJF FORT FROLIC METRO HIT UP BY SANDER AND HIS PLASTER-PEOPLE. XD
5.) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. The ads are GREAT and so are DANCING SPLICERS.
OH GAWD LEMME GET A ROOT CANAL FOR MY FREE SLIM-DOWN PLASMID!!!1
BUST A MOVE, BITCHES.
And that, kids, is why everyone should partake in this work of art.
(... the music, sjfkajdskfjas. Cohen's Masterpiece!)
