MY STOMACH HURTS FROM GIGGLING.

[tenel_ka]

http://www.starwars.com/vault/books/news20080912.html

LOLOLOLOLOLOL, so apparently the Fate of the Jedi series is a nine book series (authors Troy Denning, Aaron Allston & Christie Golden) that takes place pretty much right where LotF left off. Haha, exactly the same as before except no mandos/Boreba, Jacen hur hur Caedus and Mara.

The best part is that it's all being published in hardcover. Wait, HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHAH~ they want me to shell about about $150+ for NINE HARDCOVERS (hell, nine books in general) after Legacy of the Force?

YES, PLEASE, LET'S SEE WHERE THIS LEADS US, LOLOLOLOL.

I'll be reading the spoilers and I will splurge for a book -- like I said before -- if it has Tenel Ka or Zekk in an appearance longer than LIKE FIVE PAGES (P.S. a Zekk appearance for longer than five pages doesn't count if he's around Jaina -- WAIT OH HE MIGHT BE DEAD THAT'S RIGHT). Oh, and maybe a Jacen Force Ghostie of Doom.

SORRY FOR MY CONTINUOUS ROFLING OVER HERE. I CAN'T STOP MYSELF. D:

Comments

[rurouni-jedi.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I've been ROFL all morning long.

Denning? GEE THAT WOULD BE JUST AWESOME IF HE WANTED TO DRAG OUT JAINA'S LOVE LIFE FOR ANOTHER THREE YEARS CAUSE YANNO I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING BETTER TO THINK ABOUT SINCE 2003. >:(

Thank you so much for this icon. I have a feeling I'm going to use it a lot in the next few years.

[blood-sorbet.livejournal.com]

If they don't have a Jacen Force Ghostie of Doom, I'm gonna hunt those bitch authors down and choke/slap/beat the hell out of 'em D:

>_>

[nen-yim.livejournal.com]

LOL AS IF.

I didn't even finish LOTF, what makes them think I'm going to be inclined to buy MORE shit after that?

OH YOU CRAZY MONEYGRUBBERS. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT, DO YOU?

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

o_O

Who am I kidding. I'll probably buy them. I'm a glutton for punishment that way...

Well, at least there's not gonna be as many Mando's in this series...

[scruffyrebel.livejournal.com]

who the hell is Christie Golden? Where's Traviss?! Maybe she's too smart to get sucked down into this crap.

oh, frak me

[jedifreac.livejournal.com]

All in hardcover? Are they for serious?


GAGSDGAGSHG

[alphielj.livejournal.com]

These are dark times, my friend. Evil abounds and gloom has taken over the galaxy. And there in the distance is a murmuring of rebellion. It is the fans... and we want QUALITY STORY LINES FOR OUR MONEY YOU KRIFFING BUTT SWABS!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to need to steal that "Dear Del Ray" icon. Hey - didn't you have an icon about how bad Han and Leia were as parents? I need that one, too!

[rootytheroot.livejournal.com]

hey, i'm excited :p totally despite myself, though, cause Legacy was pretty crap. all hardcover sucks, though.

glad to see theyre rid of traviss. her republic commando books are pretty good, but her legacy books SUCKED so much ass. "jaina had never had to work a hard day in her life" OH YEAH WHAT ABOUT THE WHOLE YUUZHAN VONG WAR? dunno what the new writer is like but hopefully we'll have less "OMG MANDOS > JEDI" and stuff. and hopefully she'll stop writing the jedi like they were in the prequels. thats what i hated about legacy of the force, they ignored all the things that i found special about the new jedi order (the fact they often go in with blasters, armour and baradium) and wrote them as if they were prequel jedi. GRRR.

my theory for fate of the jedi is that it's going to be jedi vs. mandos. and i reckon they didn't hire traviss cause, y'know, they actually want the jedi to win. :p

[whimsicalic.livejournal.com]

...

Fuck you, LucasBooks. You're dead to me.

[luthienberen]

I think you know my response to that.

(Thank goodness for fanon! *hugs Caedus/Jacen proctectively, and Jori as well*)