Mmmm, spats.

The shoes on you in this first person view video -- I totally have a fetish for spats. No lie. He looks down at himself while getting drilled in the stomach and I'm like fanning myself cause the shoes and the rolled up sleeves and guuhhhh. And when his hand is getting drilled and his foot is up on the Big Daddy's stomach. Also when he's injecting the Insect Swarm plasmid. Heart.

And the cute little brat in that video is pretty much the costume I'm wearing next weekend. But I also have the fun ADAM needle to go with it. It weighs like a billion pounds but I love it to death. <3 HEARTS AND THINGS.

I DON'T WANT TO JINX IT, BUT MY STOMACH DOESN'T HURT. :OOOOOOOOO!

P.S. If you want the most random reason why Bioshock is awesome, you just have to listen to The Wild Bunny by Sander Cohen. Language warning.

I love how the description is, "I laughed so fucking hard at this shit." And one of the comments is, "Fuck Yeats! Sander Cohen is the true poet around here!"

Sander Cohen is such an effing freakshow. I love Fort Frolic.

P.S.S. Also awesome because of things like this icon. I love those videos. "INCINERATE! TRY THIS~!"