SHOOTAN BEES!

SPEAKING OF BIOSHOCK. FAVORITE ARTS DUMP. GOOD LAWD. I NEED TO SAVE THESE LINKS. O_O

So I went on DA, like I randomly look for EU art and I searched BS. And omg. I MUST PUT THESE LINKS HERE SO I CAN HAVE THEM FOREVER AND EVER.

-- Best plasmid ever, thinks Jack! -- Peen enlargement! LOL <3
-- Red light, green light! -- STOOOOOP!
-- SO HOT. SO HOOOOT. -- Jack, Andrew, Fontaine & Tenenbaum
-- More tea, Mr. Bubbles? -- I don't want any of your bloody tea! (omg so adorable)
-- Die bitch! -- I love the look on Big Daddy's face. <3
-- ROFL BIG DADDY DAY CARE -- No one touches your child!
-- Awww~ ;-; -- the LS are so cute and I want to pet them.
-- HAHAHAHAH -- SHOOTAN BEES!
-- Tea party! -- eee, Mr. Bubbles!
-- BIG DADDY SNOW MAN -- SO CUTE.
-- Creepy Sander Cohen~ -- perfect coloring omg.
-- BS + Zoolander -- best plasmid ad ever.

LITTLE SANDER AS THE WILD BUNNY. XDDDD

There needs to be more people art -- cause there's a boatload of BD/LS. Even though I love them, there still needs to be more people. I want hot Jack art. WITH SPATS.

OKAY OKAY I NEED TO STOP NOW OR I WILL DIE OF THE AWESOME OVERLOAD. D:

I NEED TO GO TO BED OMG.

EDIT: ( Okay now that I've made a colorbar I will go to bed. XD )

SANDER COHEN. <3 XD

When he was alive...

LOL TFN XDDDD

"I have more than a passing resemblance to the following depiction of Face."

"then you look like river phoenix.... when he was alive."

Face is total Phoenix in that picture. XD I just love the "WHEN HE WAS ALIVE"~

WTF IS WRONG WITH ME? My fandoms had dirty babies! D:

Ya'll know if Caedus gets killed Tenel Ka will never be in a book again. Zekk will vanish into the vast space of nowhere after Jaina and Jag get together -- he will become an emo puppy and marry Lowbacca or something.

And then I will have to make Gadell/Tenel Ka canon. I will make my own branch of Del Ray and call it Del Ray Vee A and I will invite Stover to my branch and also be like, "hay Stephen King wanna write a Star Wars book?"

It will be the most glorious publishing company ever.

And I will find Jonathan Rhys Meyers and he will pose all Fabio-romance-cover for every book ever no matter what it is and what it's about. And he will be a billion times hotter than all those romance covers combined.

Then we will all build a city and live underwater. I will get a toupee and name myself Andrew Andrea Ryan and my face will be on money and instead of fighting with Atlas I will spend all my time in bed with him. And Jonathan Rhys Meyers. And Kevin Zegers will live there too. He'll be in bed too. When not in bed, I will make them all dress in big, metallic robot costumes and call them my big daddies. And they'll follow me everywhere and they'll have drills in their hands like BDs and I will make jokes about SCREWING every 6.8 minutes as we walk around our city and Miss America wave to everyone, which is like no one because we live there by ourselves as hermits and anti-social MFers.

Because of plasmids (which I am awesome Andrewa Ryan and I sell) and heavy petting mental conditioning -- I would be able to command them to do anything with the phrase "WOULD YOU KINDLY [insert anything ever here]?" Put eyeliner on. Learn how to play the clarinet. Dress up like Pyramid Head. Put on that skirt. Get in bed with each other so I can RECORD IT AND SELL IT ON EBAY.

The loudspeakers in our underwater city (called Rapture Jr.) will play 80's music all the time and we'll have kickass dance parties in Fort Frolic all the time. Because that is what Rapture Jr. is all about. Hot guys dancing to 80's music. With lots of glowsticks. And oh god, there's a leak in in Rapture Jr. and everyone is going batshit and this is where I admire all the pretty boys who are now soaking wet. So is my fucking toupee. At least DRVA is selling a lot of books because the covers are pretty.

Gadell/Tenel Ka = canon. Wait, how did I get on that shit again?


... this is what happens when I use Head-On and I start smelling it everywhere. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD BITCHES.


P.S. Jared Padalecki is there too, except he can be Atlas and not a Big Daddy. I wonder if he could pull off an irish accent. I also wonder what else he can pull off. That's what she said.

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ALRIGHT STOPPING NOW. HI REALITY, WHUDDUP? :D!