Would you kindly pick up a crowbar or something?

Under this cut, I give you five (actually more than that XD) visual reasons why I adore/love/want to molest/will marry Bioshock. It has achieved the rank of #2 on my LOL FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES EVAR list. Fo' realz.

( Fontaine scary son of a bitch, but Ryan cheap son of a bitch. You can no reuse protector suit. Ryan say Big Daddy too expensive. Ryan can go suck egg. )

And that, kids, is why everyone should partake in this work of art.

(... the music, sjfkajdskfjas. Cohen's Masterpiece!)

KITTY QUESTION.

I KNOW LOTS OF YOU HAVE CATS, SO HERE IS A Q. I MUST FIND AN A. :O

So I have the hyper little cat Maeby, yes? (Obviously, she doesn't look like that anymore cause it's been like a year and a half since then, heeheh~) BUT YEAH.

Usually she is running around and acting crazy every single day all the time and today she has been laying in one spot pretty much all day. And usually when you pick her up she starts freaking and wants to get down, but today she's kind of like, "meh, whatever"...

Is this normal or what? D: I've been to a bunch of cat sites and they aren't telling me jackshiz, yo.

STEERPIKE.

Yay more Gormenghast clips on youtube! This is where Gadell came from, seriously. Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Steerpike MADE ME DO IT. He's always tromping around Gormenghast like it's his, which Gadell + Fountain Palace = lol.

And he's such a bitch! And he steals things. I love the way he talks to Nanny Slagg in this clip -- classic. Also, the approving noise he makes when he pulls out the sword.

Kitchen Boy! Fuschia is such a little tarty brat. 2:15 - 2:42 & 3:50 - 4:50 = Gadell. (And omg Irma Prunesquallor kills me every time-- "WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT?")

Manipulating little tool. <3 Clarice and Cora freak me the eff out, but the way he gets in their empty heads is awesome. XD

Mmmm, evil. I love, "Just in case you were thinking of throwing something else." Then karma's like, "LOL EAT THIS SNAKEBITE."

Aaaaand you know I love when people make music videos and this one is all Steerpike all the time. (EVEN BURNINATED STEERPIKE!)