YOU DONKEY.
Apr. 7th, 2008 03:35 pmSTEPHEN KING ON VIDEO GAMES. We had to do a speech in our 12th grade English class like right in the last week of high school FOREVER AND EVER. It was our final -- and this is exactly what I did my speech on. XD
The first thing I said was: "How many of you have played video games from the Grand Theft Auto series?" I got like more than half the class with hands raised. "Now, how many of you have gone out and killed someone because of it?" No hands and lots of wide eyes. I went on after that to bitch about stupid, ignorant parents and stupid ignorant parent's hatred of video games. I GOT ME AN A.
In other news, I have a mild crush on Chef Ramsey. I'm serious. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the way he calls everyone donkeys, or the way he says awesome phrases like, "Oh fuck me sideways!" Which, of course, comes out as "Oh *BLEEP* me sideways!" But dude, he can totally cook his crazy gourmet food for me whenever and I will eat it no matter how weird it is. Padma Lakshmi is hot too (I love her scar), but Top Chef just doesn't have that ANGRY TRASH CAN KICKING EFFING DONKEY SHUT-IT-DOWN YOU STUPID BARBIE vibe that Hell's Kitchen does. <3
So my plan for Myst (my #2 game on the GVGH08) was to go out and buy the el cheapo DS version that was supposed to come out tomorrow so I could play through that before going to bed for a couple nights -- except they pushed the release date back to May 13th or something. And my PC and laptop are both "too new" to run the original game. I also don't have the right graphics card to run realMyst. This means I have to go up on Mom's computer and play it.
And that means either trying to install it on her computer, or trying to get my gametap password sent to me. Cause I haven't been on that thing in so long that I don't remember it. I'm not even sure I remember my screenname and that's the lame part -- to get them to remind you of that you have to call them. :|
YO, STAR WARS COSPLAYERS AT DRAGON*CON THIS YEAR: Anyone know when you're wearing your stuffs yet? I think the Star Wars Zombies group is gonna be Saturday night -- but what about all the Expanded Universe costumes? ANYONE KNOW WHEN THEY'RE WEARING THEIRS YET? :O
The first thing I said was: "How many of you have played video games from the Grand Theft Auto series?" I got like more than half the class with hands raised. "Now, how many of you have gone out and killed someone because of it?" No hands and lots of wide eyes. I went on after that to bitch about stupid, ignorant parents and stupid ignorant parent's hatred of video games. I GOT ME AN A.
In other news, I have a mild crush on Chef Ramsey. I'm serious. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the way he calls everyone donkeys, or the way he says awesome phrases like, "Oh fuck me sideways!" Which, of course, comes out as "Oh *BLEEP* me sideways!" But dude, he can totally cook his crazy gourmet food for me whenever and I will eat it no matter how weird it is. Padma Lakshmi is hot too (I love her scar), but Top Chef just doesn't have that ANGRY TRASH CAN KICKING EFFING DONKEY SHUT-IT-DOWN YOU STUPID BARBIE vibe that Hell's Kitchen does. <3
So my plan for Myst (my #2 game on the GVGH08) was to go out and buy the el cheapo DS version that was supposed to come out tomorrow so I could play through that before going to bed for a couple nights -- except they pushed the release date back to May 13th or something. And my PC and laptop are both "too new" to run the original game. I also don't have the right graphics card to run realMyst. This means I have to go up on Mom's computer and play it.
And that means either trying to install it on her computer, or trying to get my gametap password sent to me. Cause I haven't been on that thing in so long that I don't remember it. I'm not even sure I remember my screenname and that's the lame part -- to get them to remind you of that you have to call them. :|
YO, STAR WARS COSPLAYERS AT DRAGON*CON THIS YEAR: Anyone know when you're wearing your stuffs yet? I think the Star Wars Zombies group is gonna be Saturday night -- but what about all the Expanded Universe costumes? ANYONE KNOW WHEN THEY'RE WEARING THEIRS YET? :O