DAMN GOOD COFFEE.

ROFL on the Twin Peaks IMDB board there is a "LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER" thread:

"James all the way. The guy was a complete turd from beginning to end."

"I guess James is a contender..."

"James, James, James....perhaps the dullest most irritating character ever on TV. That is a part of Twin Peaks that still winds me up. Why would Laura (who liked to live on the wild side) cheat on her boyfriend Bobby - who was just as wild as her with a drip like James, who was supposed to be the moody, James Dean type?"

"Never liked James or Nadine. But there are tons of LOL moments with them. My favorite with the former is when he, Donna, and Maddie sing that stupid song."

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH~ <3

James and Donna both annoy the shit out of me. I groan everytime they come on. "OMG LAURA IS DEAD WHATEVER WILL WE DO OH LET'S MAKE OUT~~"

Hawk is still amazing. And he has knife throwing skills. <3 I'm also in love with Lucy/Andy. THEY ARE SUCH DORKY OTP-NESS.

And damn this show, SILENT HILL LOVES IT MUCH?

Big LOLOLOLOLOLOL to this Who's Who of Twin Peaks -- that is one convoluted show, yo. HEART.

(HAVE I MENTIONED DAVID DUCHONVY IN DRAG ON TWIN PEAKS?)

I also need to make an icon of that double shot of Ray Wise/Leland Palmer in the middle of the bottom row on that first page. Those two shots are amazing. I love me some Ray Wise. <333333 His smile is SO EVIL.

REALLY?

Really? I swear, they should just turn this show into a porno and get it over with. Obviously the only thing everyone watching it cares about is HIGH SCHOOLERS BANGING OMG OMG OMG!!!1 I mean, the new commercials? Yeah, no. If that's the only thing they can pimp to me about this show to try to get me to watch it. No. Also, this cover photoshoot -- how tasteful! Especially with a fourteen year old girl on it (the blonde mini-tramp on the left)! Gross. Give me a fucking break and give me shows with something besides OMG JUICY SLUTTING WITH PREPPY WHORES YAY!!!1 Oh sorry, I forgot about the one other thing that show is about -- really amazingly, fugly, barfalicious clothes. MY BAD. OMFG OMFG OMFG XOXO LYLAS BAI whatever-the-fuck-else. The CW is lucky it still has Reaper, Supernatural and Everybody Hates Chris or I would use them for Top Model and then throw them away like a cheap, dirty, dried up whore.

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PHEW.

I watched some more 21 Jump Street this past weekend. HILARIOUS. I love it. It's so cheesy and awesome. I think Depp's hair just gets bigger and bigger as the series goes on. And then finding out that the main actress (Holly Robinson -- who is gorgeous, btw) sings the (uber cheesy and awesome) theme song -- along with Peter Deluise and Johnny Depp adding the "JUMP!" in the background -- was the icing on the cake. WHO KNEW JOHNNY DEPP SANG LIKE THAT BEFORE SWEENEY TODD? Okay, so it's more like yelling, but whatever.

Aaaaaand Silent Hill 5 is actually going to be called Silent Hill: Homecoming. Nice. <3333333

"Konami has announced that Silent Hill: Homecoming (formerly Silent Hill V) will arrive in Europe for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 towards the end of September. The game follows Alex Shepherd, who returns to his hometown of Shepherd's Glen to investigate the disappearance of his brother.

Alex must battle against his own nightmares as he tries to unravel the mystery and fight the evil that walks the streets of Silent Hill. As well as a return of the iconic imagery of the series, fans will appreciate an all-new soundtrack by composer Akira Yamaoka.

Look for more on the game leading up to its September release."

Eeeeeeeee <33333 -- I can't wait for this game.

HAHHAA.

Tonight = Three episodes of Twin Peaks in a row. I think my favorite moments were:

Hawk: "Some of my best friends are white people."


And...


Andy to Lucy: "Can I talk to you in private? I have to talk about my sperms~"


Also, wet!Cooper and the absense of James and Donna for most of the episodes. YES.

DeeCeeOhOcho.

LOL, this is what we have so far on cosplay.com for D*C '08 Star Wars-wise. I have a feeling this thread will be a long, multi-page ramble where the EU dorks take over like usual -- by the time D*C rolls around. XDDDDD

For TK, I'm thinking either a Queenie-ish dress or maybe a royal looking battle-type outfit (like the idea of Padme's crimson TPM outfit). You know, regal but battle-ready and hot hot hot. DECISIONS DECISIONS. D:

OMG SCHEDULING MONTHS IN ADVANCE. I think this is what I'm looking at.

FRIDAY: morning, Lisey Landon (Stephen King's Lisey's Story); evening, Peter McVries (Stephen King's The Long Walk) -- TLW at night = bullet holes will be easier to have on at night AFTER other costumes, plus, better picture ops. XD

SATURDAY: morning, whatever Tenel Ka I bring/make (Star Wars EU)???; evening, bloody!Shmi Skywalker (DEAD STAR WARS CHARACTERS)

SUNDAY: morning, Little Sister (Bioshock)???; evening, Maid Marian (Robin Hood: Men In Tights)

I'm not sure about Sunday -- it depends on if see_aphy_be brings a SPLICER COSTUME <3 and it also depends on the Masquerade.

Also, late Thursday night I might walk around dressed as Chris Chambers with Ashley as Gordie Lachance (you can totally swipe my McVries backpack for Gordie XD). Cause that's closet cosplay at it's awesomest and finest. XD

AND SCRUBS! Erin, Ronnie, omg! Are we still planning on doing this. YES YES PLZ? Scrubs are cheap at Wal-Mart! MUAHAH~


(PETER MCVRIES/CHRIS CHAMBERS = OTP.)