Really? I swear, they should just turn this show into a porno and get it over with. Obviously the only thing everyone watching it cares about is HIGH SCHOOLERS BANGING OMG OMG OMG!!!1 I mean, the new commercials? Yeah, no. If that's the only thing they can pimp to me about this show to try to get me to watch it. No. Also, this cover photoshoot -- how tasteful! Especially with a fourteen year old girl on it (the blonde mini-tramp on the left)! Gross. Give me a fucking break and give me shows with something besides OMG JUICY SLUTTING WITH PREPPY WHORES YAY!!!1 Oh sorry, I forgot about the one other thing that show is about -- really amazingly, fugly, barfalicious clothes. MY BAD. OMFG OMFG OMFG XOXO LYLAS BAI whatever-the-fuck-else. The CW is lucky it still has Reaper, Supernatural and Everybody Hates Chris or I would use them for Top Model and then throw them away like a cheap, dirty, dried up whore.
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PHEW.
I watched some more 21 Jump Street this past weekend. HILARIOUS. I love it. It's so cheesy and awesome. I think Depp's hair just gets bigger and bigger as the series goes on. And then finding out that the main actress (Holly Robinson -- who is gorgeous, btw) sings the (uber cheesy and awesome) theme song -- along with Peter Deluise and Johnny Depp adding the "JUMP!" in the background -- was the icing on the cake. WHO KNEW JOHNNY DEPP SANG LIKE THAT BEFORE SWEENEY TODD? Okay, so it's more like yelling, but whatever.
Aaaaaand Silent Hill 5 is actually going to be called Silent Hill: Homecoming. Nice. <3333333
"Konami has announced that Silent Hill: Homecoming (formerly Silent Hill V) will arrive in Europe for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 towards the end of September. The game follows Alex Shepherd, who returns to his hometown of Shepherd's Glen to investigate the disappearance of his brother.
Alex must battle against his own nightmares as he tries to unravel the mystery and fight the evil that walks the streets of Silent Hill. As well as a return of the iconic imagery of the series, fans will appreciate an all-new soundtrack by composer Akira Yamaoka.
Look for more on the game leading up to its September release."
Eeeeeeeee <33333 -- I can't wait for this game.
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PHEW.
I watched some more 21 Jump Street this past weekend. HILARIOUS. I love it. It's so cheesy and awesome. I think Depp's hair just gets bigger and bigger as the series goes on. And then finding out that the main actress (Holly Robinson -- who is gorgeous, btw) sings the (uber cheesy and awesome) theme song -- along with Peter Deluise and Johnny Depp adding the "JUMP!" in the background -- was the icing on the cake. WHO KNEW JOHNNY DEPP SANG LIKE THAT BEFORE SWEENEY TODD? Okay, so it's more like yelling, but whatever.
Aaaaaand Silent Hill 5 is actually going to be called Silent Hill: Homecoming. Nice. <3333333
"Konami has announced that Silent Hill: Homecoming (formerly Silent Hill V) will arrive in Europe for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 towards the end of September. The game follows Alex Shepherd, who returns to his hometown of Shepherd's Glen to investigate the disappearance of his brother.
Alex must battle against his own nightmares as he tries to unravel the mystery and fight the evil that walks the streets of Silent Hill. As well as a return of the iconic imagery of the series, fans will appreciate an all-new soundtrack by composer Akira Yamaoka.
Look for more on the game leading up to its September release."
Eeeeeeeee <33333 -- I can't wait for this game.