POLITE TO THE DEATH.

Oh my god HAHAHA. I found a random old chat from the DRAWING BOARD in my gmail box. Ed and Sena and I -- this must be three years old.


LOLOLOL SKLFJKLSJDFKLJDSFJSJD

ZEEK = ED / TENAL KA = ME

[Zeek] YES! WE ARE BAD FANFICTION TYPOS!
[Tenal Ka] WOO!!!!!
[Zeek] JaCON
[Zeek] it's all animals and shit
[Tenal Ka] he's with lowbecca
[Zeek] Workshops: "How to properly handle your crystal snake"
[Tenal Ka] hahaha omg i would so go to that con
[Zeek] "If you're anything like me you LURV animales"
[Zeek] and there's TenelKON
[Zeek] which has like one armed seminars
[Tenal Ka] omg tenelKON.
[Tenal Ka] "How to chop your arm off. (warning: this won't impress the queen)"
[Zeek] hahahaha "how to put up emotional walls"
[Tenal Ka] "how to keep a straight face"
[Zeek] lol, one more workshop for JaCON
[Zeek] "how to tell (bad) jokes"
[Zeek] zekon would have panels on angst
[Zeek] jainCON would have panels on being a bitch
[Zeek] "how to juggle three men and still have time to be a ho"
[Tenal Ka] omg how to juggle three and still have time to be a ho XD
[Zeek] JaCON Exclusive "How to get your crystal snake back in it's cage - Adult Workshop"
[Tenal Ka] HA!
[Zeek] I still think I'd be all over ZekKON
[Zeek] once TK pops out some babies the sex'll stop
[Tenal Ka] Yeah, right. She'll just hand 'em off to the handmaidens and they'll keep making more.
[Zeek] dude, TK isn't a baby factory
[Tenal Ka] True. She'd have a kid or two and give 'em to threepio.


( MOAR PLZ. Resident Evil, eating toes and WHO IS YOUR QUEEN MOTHER?~!?! )

I really need to dig some of the other ones I saved out. XD

AND WTF, my left foot is in pain. It's like the arch of my foot and it hurts to walk on it so I've kind of been hobbling around, which in turn makes my leg hurt. I don't know if I pulled something or what but it's been hurting since Monday. :|

HAHAH GADELL. <3

I love how Gadell is always the one to take care of lifeday parties and banquets.

Kyp's party was effing slamming. As was Gadell talking about poking nuts.

"I don't need help with anything, thanks for the offer though." Spinning his barstool slightly, Gadell rested his right arm on the bar, steadying himself as he leaned towards the other man. Gadell could see how tense he seemed, and casually wondering what the deal was, the Hapan officer waved a few slender fingers in the direction of the poko nuts the man was... poking at. "May I?"

Aption had to bite his lip to refrain from making a comment, the hand that wasn't clenched around the bottle of alcohol moving down to sweep the bowl across the surface to the snarky little punk.

It's okay, Gadell took that moment to comment for him. "Thanks for the opportunity to grab your nuts."

He didn't even wait for a response, a reaction -- anything. He just grasped the edge of the bowl and dragged it back to his own spot where he began picking through them -- Darix delivering his drink while he sorted. Vessau told himself to keep an eye on that one, and he vowed he would for the rest of the night.

He had no idea who the man was, or what he was doing here. But Gadell had his nuts, and that was all that mattered right now.


And my gawwwwwwwd, how I miss Zekk/Kaidin/Tessick/Alema. (AND OH GOD ZEKK UNDER THE GUN OF COMMAND'S SWAY, YESSSSSSSS XDDDDDD)


AND LANDO. NICK. WHERE ARE YOU. YOUR LANDO WAS THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER. (I still think the Tau's were the best things ever as well~)

Lando moved passed Jacen without a second glance to stop before Tenel Ka and bowing. "Looking ravishing as always, Queen mother." He kissed her hand and waved vaguely in Jacens direction. "And maybe you could have your man slave park my skiff."


KYYYYYYYP <3: Surprise! Kyp was late to his own party! Of course, he didn't know what to do or who to talk to first.

Oh wait! Maybe possibly the bar!

And -- dude, this killed me so dead. One of the best RP exchanges EVER. Face giving Kyp a porn holo he made for his lifeday. YES.

Finally tearing the paper off, Kyp let it fall to the ground as he held the item out in front of him.

Rear Thrusters VI: Lost in Cluster Pen15

There was a... uh, a pretty provocative Face Loran on the cover, which caused Kyp to bite his lip. He couldn't tell if he was biting his lip because he had to stop himself from laughing or if it was because it just tasted like alcohol. But after a few blinks he let his jaw drop a little -- and his gaze moved from Face to Sharr and then back again.

"Thanks? I think?"

There was probably more of Face than Kyp ever wanted to see on this holovid here, but through the haze of all the ale he had been drinking, Kyp decided he was going to watch it when he got back to his place tonight.

Wait, what?


I have a bad feeling I will want to pick up one of the Hapan Twins in Glitterstim Sunrise once I read Invincible. I LOVE ALL YOU THUGS I'VE EVER HAD THE HONOR OF RP-ING WITH. XD


(OMG AN OLD GROUP HOLOCHAT HKSJFKLSDJFKLDSJFKJDSFKSDJFKJD

Master KDurron: Jacen!
Master KDurron: Good job!
MasterJacenXD: She was warm to the touch
MasterJacenXD: What?
Master KDurron: I mean, you're horrible!
x Jaina Solo: ....
Master KDurron: You slut!
Leia Solo 4: Kyp, language!
x Jaina Solo: Jacen, I don't want to hear about how she felt.
Master KDurron: I'm sorry Mrs. Solo -- you're son needs to stop the slutting.
Suave Colt Pimp: Tsk tsk Jacen, if I had a hot Hapen Queen I wouldn't even look at other women. And dry humping them in a cockpit would be totally out of the question.)

"Waaaaait, Jaina is legal?"

I'm sorry. I was reading that holochat again and I couldn't help posting snippets -- they had to be set aside in their own post of honor because they're beautiful and wrong. Especially Lando.

projectfarmboyIX: That's not a very nice or smart thing to say
Suave Colt Pimp: What can I say, I'm neither of those things Luke.
Master KDurron: And that's why we love Lando.
Suave Colt Pimp: Just a killer smile with an ass that won't quit.
MasterJacenXD: You just wish you were Lando, Durron
x Jaina Solo: We should just name this holochat 'let's all call Jaina names' and be done with it.
Master KDurron: Psh, please little Solo boy.
Suave Colt Pimp: Awww, call me when you're 18.
projectfarmboyIX: *looks confused*
x Jaina Solo: ...
Master KDurron: ... awkward!
Suave Colt Pimp: Lando will make it all better (when you're 18).
Master KDurron: Lando never made it better when I was 18.
Master KDurron: How sad.
Leia Solo 4: Lando, stop hitting on my children.
x Jaina Solo: This is disturbing and wrong.
MasterJacenXD: Kyp, stopping hitting on Lando
Master KDurron: Stop getting hit on by other women and maybe I'll consider it.
x Jaina Solo: And I won't mention that I'm not under 18. Thanks, Lando. -_-
Suave Colt Pimp: Pffft, would should I have known that cantina Rodian girl had mites. Anyway, the cream cleared that up Kyp.
Suave Colt Pimp: Should I start hitting on you then Leia? *wink*
projectfarmboyIX: Hey, no hitting on my sister.
Leia Solo 4: You do and Han will kill you.
Leia Solo 4: And then I might kill you
Suave Colt Pimp: Waaaaait, Jaina is legal?
x Jaina Solo: ...Kriff.

WE NEED MOAR OF THESE CHATS, PLZ PLZ PLZPLZPZLPZLZPLZ.

( Kyp, are you drunk? -- He usually is. )

<333333 HEART. AND KYP/ZEKK OTP.

KJFKDJFKDSJFKJDFJDKFJ EEEEE!

OH MY EFFING SHIT! JKLSFDKFJDFKLJD

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20198836,00.html

Universal has signed a deal for a movie adaptation of last year's award-winning videogame BioShock, with Pirates of the Caribbean director Gore Verbinski already on board to direct and produce. The deal between Universal and Take-Two Interactive, the game's publisher, is believed to be the biggest videogame-to-movie deal since Universal and Fox signed with Microsoft in 2005 for a Halo movie (that project has since been aborted). BioShock, which has sold more than 2 million units worldwide, is set in an underwater city based on the free market principles of Ayn Rand. But things have gone disastrously wrong, thanks to the discovery of ADAM, a gene-altering material, and the nearly-deserted city is left in shambles. Players control the sole survivor of a plane crash who takes refuge in the sprawling and decaying underwater metropolis and slowly discovers its secrets. Verbinski says he will start production as soon as the screenplay is penned by Aviator scribe John Logan, who is still in talks for the project. (Variety)

GORE VERBINSKI. OMG. BIOSHOCK MOVIE. WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT? <3333

And, I'm sorry, the G.I. Joe cast looks pretty badass. HELLO HEAVY DUTY AND SCARLETT. <3 Scarlett was always hot and I'm glad to see they carried that over to the movie. Also, not on that article but in the movie are Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Arnold Vosloo. YES.

KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE, BITCHES.

ALSO, MARA JADE IS HOT (click the very last cover on the page). Although, her eyes look hella-gray on that cover. Luke also looks mightily young and sexcellent.

OH OH OH.

Master KDurron: TENEL KA SAID (getting) HAPES MAKES HER ANGRY.
Tenel Ka XD: ... have I mentioned how much I hate you lately?
Suave Colt Pimp: Sorry about that Tenel Ka...
Master KDurron: NO. DO IT AGAAAAIN.
Suave Colt Pimp: I thought I was clean.
Tenel Ka XD: Alright, someone spiked his jawa juice.
MasterJacenXD: Wait...
ShapedJeedai: Lando gave Colt45 Tenel Ka Colt45 Hapes?
MasterJacenXD: What?
MasterJacenXD: What do you mean clean? What are you sorry for?
Taanab Darling: I am so, so very confused.
ShapedJeedai: YOUR UNCLE LANDO GAVE YOUR WIFE AN STD
Suave Colt Pimp: Did Jacen catch it too? Hahaha, you brat.
Master KDurron: What?
Tenel Ka XD: ...

( Under this cut, everyone tries to hook LANDO UP WITH ZEKK. )

(Lando on Zekk: Suave Colt Pimp: Was she that greasy girl who was on the striketeam? --- <333333333333333333333 HAHAHAHAHAHAH)


IIIIIIIIIII have a present for EU-peoples again -- in about... *checks uploader* ...nineteen minutes. It's not icons this time and it's lots of Jacen-related-HI-I'M-A-DUMBASS kind of stuff. AND THERE'S NO SPOILERS. So hopefully it'll pop up on here in about half an hour.

THIS IS YOUR HALF AN HOUR PRE-CRACK WARNING. Sound the sirens. D:

(The best line in this project is definitely, "WHICH ONE OF YOU WHORES IS NEXT?" XD)

AWWW YEAH. Welcome to the SHOW.

Here is another present for you all. I've been working on it forever. And I am in love with it. It's a Jacen Solo fanmix Musical.

It's called: HEY - a Jacen Solo Musical

As for a preview of what you will find under the cut.


(Also, Mullet!Jacen and his Kill List.)

And that's all I have to say about that.

OH OH OH WAIT, there are no Invincible spoilers under this cut! Although there's lots of cursing and other assorted asshattery, BUT DID YOU EXPECT ANY LESS?

Okay, NOW WE'RE READY FOR LIFT OFF.

( JACEN SOLO WANTS YOU! FOR GAG! To GAG? To gag, wait, what? -- warning for lots of languages of the cursing kind and lots of cracktastical Star Warish janks. Also, caps lock fun! )

And holy crap, according to the cosplay.com D*C '08 Star Wars thread of doom, besides my TK, there's a Ben (teeeeheheh CS <3), a Caedus(!!!) and a Jaina (HI KAYLI~ XDDD)! And then of course lots of movie characters. IT WILL BE A PARTY! (THERE IS ALSO KYLE'S ALLANA -- OMG MOTHER/DAUGHTER XD <33333333 ILU~)