POLITE TO THE DEATH.

[tenel_ka]

Oh my god HAHAHA. I found a random old chat from the DRAWING BOARD in my gmail box. Ed and Sena and I -- this must be three years old.


LOLOLOL SKLFJKLSJDFKLJDSFJSJD

ZEEK = ED / TENAL KA = ME

[Zeek] YES! WE ARE BAD FANFICTION TYPOS!
[Tenal Ka] WOO!!!!!
[Zeek] JaCON
[Zeek] it's all animals and shit
[Tenal Ka] he's with lowbecca
[Zeek] Workshops: "How to properly handle your crystal snake"
[Tenal Ka] hahaha omg i would so go to that con
[Zeek] "If you're anything like me you LURV animales"
[Zeek] and there's TenelKON
[Zeek] which has like one armed seminars
[Tenal Ka] omg tenelKON.
[Tenal Ka] "How to chop your arm off. (warning: this won't impress the queen)"
[Zeek] hahahaha "how to put up emotional walls"
[Tenal Ka] "how to keep a straight face"
[Zeek] lol, one more workshop for JaCON
[Zeek] "how to tell (bad) jokes"
[Zeek] zekon would have panels on angst
[Zeek] jainCON would have panels on being a bitch
[Zeek] "how to juggle three men and still have time to be a ho"
[Tenal Ka] omg how to juggle three and still have time to be a ho XD
[Zeek] JaCON Exclusive "How to get your crystal snake back in it's cage - Adult Workshop"
[Tenal Ka] HA!
[Zeek] I still think I'd be all over ZekKON
[Zeek] once TK pops out some babies the sex'll stop
[Tenal Ka] Yeah, right. She'll just hand 'em off to the handmaidens and they'll keep making more.
[Zeek] dude, TK isn't a baby factory
[Tenal Ka] True. She'd have a kid or two and give 'em to threepio.





[Zeek] XOCxBabeX: hey do I know you....
[Zeek] XOCxBabeX: is ur name Krystal?
[Zeek] who wants to help me fuck with this person?
[Zeek] me: "*bright pink and red font* YEAH! OMG HI!"
[Tenal Ka] for a second i thought you said
[Tenal Ka] who wants to help me fuck this person
[Tenal Ka] i was gonna call orgy, but i held back
[Tenal Ka] because then i read the sentence again.
[Tenal Ka] They're gonna get holo-served.
[Zeek] her: "omfg hi! *falls over*"
[Zeek] me: holy shit, how've you been ho?
[Zeek] SHIT
[Zeek] XOCxBabeX: hold on
[Zeek] XOCxBabeX: wut is my middle name?
[Zeek] XOCxBabeX: just so I know it's u
[Zeek] THINK PEOPLE THINK!
[Sena] lynn
[Sena] cant go wrong with lynn
[Zeek] not it
[Tenal Ka] Marie and Elizabeth are the most common middle names I know of, I think Lynn is a good one too.
[Zeek] what a STUPID bitch
[Zeek] XOCxBabeX: ur not Krystal Updike
[Zeek] thanks for that information
[Tenal Ka] you should be like, "Oh really?! Shit, I thought I was again, sorry!"
[Zeek] does diseased moogle really come off as the name Xhottiebabe52X would have on their buddy list?
[Tenal Ka] yeah wtf was that all about
[Zeek] i have no idea, maybe it has something to do with my milkshake
[Zeek] my milkshake brings all the webhos to the yard


Zeek, TeZekk, Tenel Ka = ED / Tenal Ka, Kaidin, KaidinRez, Gadell = ME


[Zeek] okay got two lawns done
[Zeek] that's half, can't bitch at me for that
[Zeek] it was the rain!
[Tenal Ka] YOU WAS MELTIN'~
[Zeek] yeah
[Zeek] and now i eat premature bannana
[Kaidin] That sounds so wrong.
[Kaidin] ....
[Kaidin] I commend you.
[Zeek] thank you sir!
[Kaidin] *salutes*
[TeZekk] dude, the ones that still have green on them are the best
[Kaidin] I agree.
[TeZekk] yeah, screw the established notion of waiting for them to ripen up
[TeZekk] they're fine now
[TeZekk] FIGHT THE POWER
[KaidinRez] MAKE THEM EAT YOUR TOES.
[TeZekk] I SHALL
[TeZekk] AND I WON'T ALLOW THEM CONDOMENTS
[KaidinRez] GIVE THEM SOY SAUCE.
[Gadell] Soyyyyy sauce.
[TeZekk] lol....ew...i'm just imaging what soy sauce toes taste like
[Gadell] .......
[Gadell] I think I just threw up my mouth a little too.
[TeZekk] poor admiral panda
[Gadell] *tear*
[TeZekk] pandmiral
[Gadell] I like arms.
[Gadell] Shiny ones.

(Ed changes to Tenel Ka)]

[Gadell] Oh jesus, you're confusing me now.
[Tenel Ka] you can borrow my fleet but you have to be home by 11
[Gadell] OMG but like tk! I have a hot date with Ta'a--- errr, Jace---- err... somebody!!
[Gadell] 12?
[Tenel Ka] IN THE DOOR BY 12 MISTER! I MEAN IT!
[Gadell] I have a hot date with Jacen and a chair!
[Tenel Ka] take pictures. that is all i ask.
[Gadell] You can come too, if you'd like!
[Tenel Ka] that would be lovely...but kinda weird as i'm playing the mommy role at the moment
[Gadell] ...
[Gadell] That would be HOT!
[Gadell] LET'S GO!
[Tenel Ka] YOU ARE DEPRAVED ADMIRAL!
[Gadell] THAT'S WHY YOU LOVE MEEEEE~
[Tenel Ka] let's go
[Gadell] Yeay!11
[Gadell] *dancey dance*
[Gadell] Tenna mommy make me so happy~!
[Tenel Ka] lol, just imagine her going
[Tenel Ka] "Yeah, who is your Queen Mother!!?"
[Gadell] Dude, I so could.
[Gadell] PRICELESS.



ZEKK, ASHLY = ED / SYNJE, LEON = ME

[Zekk] oh, it's coming out on the ps3...probably going to have the same over the shoulder thing as re4
[Zekk] hmmm...confirmed for 360 too...thought it was ps3 exclusive
[Synje] omg so cute
[Synje] what's his name?
[Zek] no one knows yet...they're saying it might be chris redfield from the first one
[Zekk] the zombies are all 28-days later-esc from the look of the trailer
[Synje] hmm...
[Ashly] LEOOOOOOON!
[Leon] OMG YOU DIRTY WHORE.
[Ashly] OVERTIME SEX MUCH!!?
[Ashly] it's a zombie! KILL IT!
[Leon] You totally spelled your name wrong ashley wtf XD
[Ashly] yeah, that dumb blonde thing



I really need to dig some of the other ones I saved out. XD

AND WTF, my left foot is in pain. It's like the arch of my foot and it hurts to walk on it so I've kind of been hobbling around, which in turn makes my leg hurt. I don't know if I pulled something or what but it's been hurting since Monday. :|

Comments

[vicious-lullaby.livejournal.com]

LOL SO DED AT THE CONS. XDXDXD

I want to attend a one-armed seminar, 4srs.

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

HAHAHHA YES THEY WOULD BE LIKE THE BEST CONS EVER AND WE COULD GO TO ALL OF THEM. Omg, I think we should make a big costume of TENEL KA'S ARM FOR TENELKON. XDDD

[hhhellcat.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha, the cons! OMG, those are priceless.

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

Muahahahahah! Thank you! (AND THEY WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN TO ATTEND! XDDDD)

*huuuuugs*