Mmmm, sirrusness.

NNGGGHHH, ABNEY PARK IS GONNA BE AT DRAGON*CON. :O If I had a dollar for every time I gothed out to the song, "The Wake" while I was totally anti-social in middle school I WOULD BE RICH. And now they are marketing themselves as a Steampunk band.

The band's live show has been performed across the U.S. with dates in the works throughout Europe and Australia. During their performance, fans — dressed like the band in Victorian adventuring attire, corsets, gators, bowlers, flight helmets, goggles, leather safari vests, big boots, et al — can expect clockwork guitars, belly dancers, flintlock bassists, Middle Eastern percussion, violent violin, and Tesla powered keyboards blazing in a post-apocalyptic, swashbuckling swirl of Steampunk musical mayhem.

LOL WE'RE TOTALLY GOING TO THE SHOW AT D*C, YOU GUYS.

Hahaha, omg one of the logos for Mysterium this year -- it's in Boston -- this is absolutely amazing. SIRRUS = LOVE. XD

AND. I MIGHT ACTUALLY READ A COMIC BOOK. OH MY SHIT. RANDALL FLAGG SO NASTY. <3333 MUAHAHA~

UNF UNF UNF.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UPsPU-ajWns -- JFDK NEW RESIDENT EVIL 5 TRAILER.


Leon and Chris need to make out. :|

TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, LEON.

KFJLKJFK I CAN'T BREATHE. So the Resident Evil 5 trailer made me look for Resident Evil 4 videos and DUDE -- like the every death in the first Laura Bow game...

I found the EVERY RESIDENT EVIL 4 DEATH EVER video!

And okay, it is really hard to read about your favorite characters dying, or to watch them die once in a movie and junk... BUT IT SUCKS SO HARD TO WATCH THEM DIE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. AND GET DECAPITATED. AND SMOOSHED. AND SHOT. AND EATEN. AND IMPALED. AND HIT BY A TRUCK. AND BLOWN UP. AND CHOKED. AND STABBED IN THE HEAD BY AN ARROW. AND KNIFED. AND ELECTROCUTED. AND DROWNED. XD

AND A CHAINSAW TO THE HEAD!

(I DIDN'T KNOW LUIS WOULD KILL YOU IF YOU SHOT HIM. HOW COULD ANYONE SHOOT MISTER SERA?!?!? 1:26 in! "ADIOS, LEON.")

LEON. I am so sorry for watching you die for NINE MINUTES STRAIGHT. I STILL LOVE YOU. <3333333 srsly.

(4 MINUTES IN, YOU POOR THING. D: And holy crap, 4:54 with the knife to the neck. 6:40 WITH THE LASERS LOLOL I LOVE YOU LEON.)

Okay, for real though. The cabin sequence in Resident Evil 4 (opening cinematic [0:00 - 1:17] and the subsequent ZOMBIE SWARM FROM ALL SIDES -- and then the last cabin scene [1:17 - 1:44] -- and Leon totally looking effing pimp in the doorframe for the final shot) is one of my favorite video game sequences ever. Almost up there with dressing Cloud Strife in drag to impress Don Corneo in Final Fantasy VII.

For actual gameplay of the EFFING CRAZY SWARM OF BRAINSSS, hit about 2:15 -- when they start coming in the windows and climbing up the stairs. D: I love shoving zombies off of ladders. Hehe. It's pretty much like a whole five minutes of "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" when I'm playing this part.

(ashley graham is such a little bitch. XD)