TOP TWENTY BEEYATCHES.

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. I CAN'T. BUT THESE PEOPLE CAN.


FOR THE WIN: Joshua Allen (!!!), TWITCH (!!!), Mark Kanemura, Will Wingfield, Comfort Fedoke, Kourtni Lind

FOR THE MAYBE: Courtney Galiano, Katee Shean, Marquis Cunningham, Gev Manoukian, Chelsea Traille

FOR THE BIG EFFING LOSE: Susie Garcia (ugh effing gross), Jessica King (testy bitch), Kherington Payne (i despise you and your mediocre dancing and your name, GO AWAY -- your hair too, it's fugly)

WHO THE SHIT IS THIS?: Rayven Armijo, Chelsie Hightower, Jamie Bayard, Matt Dorame, Chris Jarosz, Thayne Jasperson


RE: Susie Garcia - WHAT THE FUCK? HER? REALLY? There were so many better females dancers than her. I guess they just had to fill their trashy bitch quotient since they hadn't put any in the top twenty yet. ekfkdsjkfjjFKJJFJ PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON. I can't believe she's a teacher. She's also a ghettofied white trash version of Shakira. Honey, please, Shakira would wipe the floor with you.

RE: Evan Kasprzak & Brandon Bryant - WHY DID THEY NOT MAKE THE TOP 20? They both got cut right at the Top 20 round, meaning they kicked ass in all the choreography rounds and ALMOST MADE IT. And they kept so much "WHAT THE FUCK? REALLY? THEM?" when they could have kept EVAN AND BRANDON. And I'm not the only one who is pissed about this. People are ranting and raving everywhere about the two of them not making it.

Entertainment Weekly says so too, LOL: "Here's what was most exasperating: In the cases of Bryant and Kasprzak especially, I really would have appreciated, you know, any footage of their Vegas auditions so I could have at least a smidge of context for the judges' decision not to include them in the top 20. Kasprzak's 10 seconds of expertly aping Gene Kelly during Tyce Diorio's Broadway routine doesn't really count. I know the finalists were selected before the season began, but even so, Nigel and Co. had to have known how much these two guys were going to resonate with viewers when they were deciding who to put in the finals. Why else would they have bothered to showcase Brandon and Evan's initial auditions so prominently? And it's not like these guys weren't TV friendly, either; my goodness, were they easy on the eyes, and Brandon's playful offstage charisma during the D.C. auditions was the definition of TV friendly. So what gives, Nigel? Why dangle these guys in front of us if you knew you were just going to rip them away at the last possible second — and then not explain why?"

WORD TO YOUR MOTHER. I'm for real, dudes -- their auditions again: Evan Kasprzak (so refreshing and such a sweetheart) and Brandon Bryant (so personable and amazing -- 1:30 - 2:00 absolutely floor me) -- and again, both of whom obviously killed the choreography in Vegas enough to JUST SCRATCH THE TOP TWENTY. JUDGES, GIVE ME A REASON WHY YOU DENIED THEM.

HAHAHA, EW's take on Matt Dorame -- one of my WHO THE SHIT IS THIS contestants: "This guy is better than Brandon Bryant and Evan Kasprzak? Seriously?"


And then comments on the article:

"No Evan, no Brandon... I am crushed. :("

"Evan got jobbed. Thanks, Fox. He was Top 20 material and he got screwed."

"Brandon and Evan were certainly robbed, along with the rest of us!"

"NO EVAN! WHYYYYYYY? I was really looking forward to seeing what he could do with other styles. Nigel - you are on NOTICE!"

"I was both pouty and furious when Brandon wasn't selected. I watched his audition a good 20 times and just knew he was going to make it to the top 20. As for Evan, it was a mini heartbreak."



DEAR FOX.

YOU DROPPED THE BALL AGAIN, LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. :P

LOVE, TEAM BREVAN.

P.S. I AM ALSO SICK OF AMERICAN IDOL.

Oh maaaaaaan~

Alright, so yeah, I remember the entry a couple weeks ago where I was like, "Awww, David Cook and David Archuleta singing together is cute."

Right. And then I found the boy-duet finale performances again from seasons two and three for So You Think You Can Dance and I was like, "HAHAH AMERICAN IDOL IS SUCH AN EFFING JOKE."

S2 - Benji & Travis: Shane Spark's absolutely adorkable nerd routine. They are such GEEKS AND IT WORKS SO WELL. I watched this again and I was like, "IDOL WHAT?" And come on, they gave themselves a Brangelina name with TRANJI. <3

S3 - Neil & Danny: Mia Michael's Dueling Angry Prince OMG routine. Neil and Danny were so amazing at what they did, not to mention both being tall and hot. The outfits, chairs, pimp canes and GUYLINER helped as well. This is also the first place I ever heard the song, "Are You The One?" by the Presets. I cannot for the life of me get over how slick the part where Danny is clapping in Neil's face is. LOVE. It is so macho and yet totally NEIL/DANNY = OTP SUGGESTIVE AND I LOVE IT.

I LOVE THIS SHOW.


I fixed up the D*C EU costume thread on Kriff This! -- so now it reflects who I know is definitely going and what they will be wearing. I WILL ADD TO IT AS THE COSPLAY.COM THREAD AND THE KT THREAD IS POSTED IN WITH MORE COSTUMES. XD

Haha, totally thinking of the next logo of Kriff This! to just be a close-up of the Solo kids faces with the word KRIFFED pasted all over it. Much like the JACEN/ANAKIN/JAINA = CREEPY/DEAD/BITCH logo from a couple years back. XD

UNF UNF UN--- EWWWWW.

OHMYGAWD GROSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

...

I can't wait till September. XD

While you guys are dragging your candyasses halfway across the state and back...

This movie never ever ever gets old. And it's time for my yearly pimp of it.

If you haven't seen Stand By Me RENT IT RIGHT NOW. It's so damn heartwarming and sweet and hilarious. I have seen it a billion times and I still laugh my ass off every time they're sitting in the junkyard and every time they do the train dodge and every time Gordie shoots the loaded gun behind the diner and every time they sing in the treehouse to Vern -- and allllllll the time. <3333

Oh Billy~! -- LITTLE KIEFER SUTHERLAND LOL.

The Train Dodge -- this is one of the most classic scenes ever.

"...you use your left hand or your right hand for that?"

"YOU wish."

Plus, the look on Vern's face when he goes: "OH SHIT."


I always cry like a bitch at the end of this movie. D:

It also contains one of my favorite lines from a film ever, said by Teddy: "I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

One of the best King adaptations as well as just one of the best movies in general. <33333

("LEECHES!")

YOU TASTE LIKE PAIN.

dlmfjksdjf I had to take a break from working on costumes to pimp this song.

"Wish We Were Older" by Metro Station -- it is really not conducive to getting costume-work done because I keep getting up and JAMMING TO IT YESSS. It's like Cobra Starship, Panic! at the Disco (when they were good and had a !), The Cure and Head Automatica got together and had an ILLEGITIMATE LOVECHILD OF MUSICAL ASSHATTERY AND AWESOMENESS.

First of all, it's totally and so easily danceable. Second, it's so perverted. You know how I love me some perverted.

Tonight we'll touch
And they won't know
I know you're dying
To take off your clothes
(LOL BRING IT.)

IT IS SO MUCH FUN TO SING ALONG WITH THE "WHOA-E OH-WE OH-OH" SHIT TOO, I SWEAR. THIS IS MY SUMMER ANTHEM. MUAHAHAHAHHA~

This entry also may or may not have been written while I was chugging a can of Bawls. Possible said can of Bawls might've also been in my hand while I was up and around jamming to the song. This is very different from trying to booze and play Rock Band.

(THE SONG IS OVER TOO FAST.)