TOP TWENTY BEEYATCHES.
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tenel_kaSO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. I CAN'T. BUT THESE PEOPLE CAN.
FOR THE WIN: Joshua Allen (!!!), TWITCH (!!!), Mark Kanemura, Will Wingfield, Comfort Fedoke, Kourtni Lind
FOR THE MAYBE: Courtney Galiano, Katee Shean, Marquis Cunningham, Gev Manoukian, Chelsea Traille
FOR THE BIG EFFING LOSE: Susie Garcia (ugh effing gross), Jessica King (testy bitch), Kherington Payne (i despise you and your mediocre dancing and your name, GO AWAY -- your hair too, it's fugly)
WHO THE SHIT IS THIS?: Rayven Armijo, Chelsie Hightower, Jamie Bayard, Matt Dorame, Chris Jarosz, Thayne Jasperson
RE: Susie Garcia - WHAT THE FUCK? HER? REALLY? There were so many better females dancers than her. I guess they just had to fill their trashy bitch quotient since they hadn't put any in the top twenty yet. ekfkdsjkfjjFKJJFJ PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON. I can't believe she's a teacher. She's also a ghettofied white trash version of Shakira. Honey, please, Shakira would wipe the floor with you.
RE: Evan Kasprzak & Brandon Bryant - WHY DID THEY NOT MAKE THE TOP 20? They both got cut right at the Top 20 round, meaning they kicked ass in all the choreography rounds and ALMOST MADE IT. And they kept so much "WHAT THE FUCK? REALLY? THEM?" when they could have kept EVAN AND BRANDON. And I'm not the only one who is pissed about this. People are ranting and raving everywhere about the two of them not making it.
Entertainment Weekly says so too, LOL: "Here's what was most exasperating: In the cases of Bryant and Kasprzak especially, I really would have appreciated, you know, any footage of their Vegas auditions so I could have at least a smidge of context for the judges' decision not to include them in the top 20. Kasprzak's 10 seconds of expertly aping Gene Kelly during Tyce Diorio's Broadway routine doesn't really count. I know the finalists were selected before the season began, but even so, Nigel and Co. had to have known how much these two guys were going to resonate with viewers when they were deciding who to put in the finals. Why else would they have bothered to showcase Brandon and Evan's initial auditions so prominently? And it's not like these guys weren't TV friendly, either; my goodness, were they easy on the eyes, and Brandon's playful offstage charisma during the D.C. auditions was the definition of TV friendly. So what gives, Nigel? Why dangle these guys in front of us if you knew you were just going to rip them away at the last possible second — and then not explain why?"
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER. I'm for real, dudes -- their auditions again: Evan Kasprzak (so refreshing and such a sweetheart) and Brandon Bryant (so personable and amazing -- 1:30 - 2:00 absolutely floor me) -- and again, both of whom obviously killed the choreography in Vegas enough to JUST SCRATCH THE TOP TWENTY. JUDGES, GIVE ME A REASON WHY YOU DENIED THEM.
HAHAHA, EW's take on Matt Dorame -- one of my WHO THE SHIT IS THIS contestants: "This guy is better than Brandon Bryant and Evan Kasprzak? Seriously?"
And then comments on the article:
"No Evan, no Brandon... I am crushed. :("
"Evan got jobbed. Thanks, Fox. He was Top 20 material and he got screwed."
"Brandon and Evan were certainly robbed, along with the rest of us!"
"NO EVAN! WHYYYYYYY? I was really looking forward to seeing what he could do with other styles. Nigel - you are on NOTICE!"
"I was both pouty and furious when Brandon wasn't selected. I watched his audition a good 20 times and just knew he was going to make it to the top 20. As for Evan, it was a mini heartbreak."
DEAR FOX.
YOU DROPPED THE BALL AGAIN, LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. :P
LOVE, TEAM BREVAN.
P.S. I AM ALSO SICK OF AMERICAN IDOL.
FOR THE WIN: Joshua Allen (!!!), TWITCH (!!!), Mark Kanemura, Will Wingfield, Comfort Fedoke, Kourtni Lind
FOR THE MAYBE: Courtney Galiano, Katee Shean, Marquis Cunningham, Gev Manoukian, Chelsea Traille
FOR THE BIG EFFING LOSE: Susie Garcia (ugh effing gross), Jessica King (testy bitch), Kherington Payne (i despise you and your mediocre dancing and your name, GO AWAY -- your hair too, it's fugly)
WHO THE SHIT IS THIS?: Rayven Armijo, Chelsie Hightower, Jamie Bayard, Matt Dorame, Chris Jarosz, Thayne Jasperson
RE: Susie Garcia - WHAT THE FUCK? HER? REALLY? There were so many better females dancers than her. I guess they just had to fill their trashy bitch quotient since they hadn't put any in the top twenty yet. ekfkdsjkfjjFKJJFJ PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON. I can't believe she's a teacher. She's also a ghettofied white trash version of Shakira. Honey, please, Shakira would wipe the floor with you.
RE: Evan Kasprzak & Brandon Bryant - WHY DID THEY NOT MAKE THE TOP 20? They both got cut right at the Top 20 round, meaning they kicked ass in all the choreography rounds and ALMOST MADE IT. And they kept so much "WHAT THE FUCK? REALLY? THEM?" when they could have kept EVAN AND BRANDON. And I'm not the only one who is pissed about this. People are ranting and raving everywhere about the two of them not making it.
Entertainment Weekly says so too, LOL: "Here's what was most exasperating: In the cases of Bryant and Kasprzak especially, I really would have appreciated, you know, any footage of their Vegas auditions so I could have at least a smidge of context for the judges' decision not to include them in the top 20. Kasprzak's 10 seconds of expertly aping Gene Kelly during Tyce Diorio's Broadway routine doesn't really count. I know the finalists were selected before the season began, but even so, Nigel and Co. had to have known how much these two guys were going to resonate with viewers when they were deciding who to put in the finals. Why else would they have bothered to showcase Brandon and Evan's initial auditions so prominently? And it's not like these guys weren't TV friendly, either; my goodness, were they easy on the eyes, and Brandon's playful offstage charisma during the D.C. auditions was the definition of TV friendly. So what gives, Nigel? Why dangle these guys in front of us if you knew you were just going to rip them away at the last possible second — and then not explain why?"
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER. I'm for real, dudes -- their auditions again: Evan Kasprzak (so refreshing and such a sweetheart) and Brandon Bryant (so personable and amazing -- 1:30 - 2:00 absolutely floor me) -- and again, both of whom obviously killed the choreography in Vegas enough to JUST SCRATCH THE TOP TWENTY. JUDGES, GIVE ME A REASON WHY YOU DENIED THEM.
HAHAHA, EW's take on Matt Dorame -- one of my WHO THE SHIT IS THIS contestants: "This guy is better than Brandon Bryant and Evan Kasprzak? Seriously?"
And then comments on the article:
"No Evan, no Brandon... I am crushed. :("
"Evan got jobbed. Thanks, Fox. He was Top 20 material and he got screwed."
"Brandon and Evan were certainly robbed, along with the rest of us!"
"NO EVAN! WHYYYYYYY? I was really looking forward to seeing what he could do with other styles. Nigel - you are on NOTICE!"
"I was both pouty and furious when Brandon wasn't selected. I watched his audition a good 20 times and just knew he was going to make it to the top 20. As for Evan, it was a mini heartbreak."
DEAR FOX.
YOU DROPPED THE BALL AGAIN, LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. :P
LOVE, TEAM BREVAN.
P.S. I AM ALSO SICK OF AMERICAN IDOL.
