LOL O RLY?

http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/Anakin_Solo_Resurrected_125450.asp -- don't worry about the link-line, it's not happening.

So they wanted to backtrack and try to fix the fact that they killed "the wrong Solo boy" in SbS, basically...?

Haha, so very glad this didn't happen. Especially since LotF was supposed to be IN YO' FACE and GRITTY. This would've been so cheap. You know I love me some Denning, but this would've been so wrong, even if he was the one to write it. Just leave Jacen and Anakin dead. You killed them already, you can't take it back.

(That goes for everyone. Cause if you can flow walk and bring someone -- Anakin, in this case -- back then why not Jacen? Why not Mara? Lusa? Anakin Skywalker? Ganner Rhysode? Vergere? MACE FREAKIN' WINDU? Come on, bring 'em all back!)

SAW LOTS OF BABY ANIMALS AT THE PITTSBURGH ZOO THIS WEEKEND. I will have to get the pictures off my camera. Seal, beavers, deer (one of which followed Nate all wobbly and it was so cute) -- it was a very cute trip to the zoo. ALSO YAY SEEING VALVAL AND BRIBRI. And the bakery and lots of junk food and Mario Party, lololol. XD

For some reason my left foot hurts like a bitch. I hope it is better by D*C.

HAHAHAHAHA.

I cackled so hard while reading this: If ‘Twilight’ Was About Dragons (And Contained More Fisting) (lol nsfw)

I'm sure who is who is obvious. And Theo is a dragon. Not a vampire.

Cackle. Especially the sample chapter... especially this part...

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While Bonita's friend walked off in a direction, Bonita continued to watch the mysterious and mysterious Theo. She still couldn't quite put her finger on what exactly it was that separated Theo from the other boys, even as she sat watching him blast fire from his gaping mouth. She sat there emotionlessly, drool trickling down her chin, watching Theo for a little while longer. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, but probably wasn't, Theo approached her, his horns pointing out like dongs atop his head, and his dong, confident and powerful, protruding from his dong-region like a massive horn.

"You must be Bonita," Theo said, his voice low and warm, and with just a hint of mischief. He sounded the way that drives girls crazy, like an American Idol or an iPod or whatever. His eyes, the color of coals (black), seemed to be staring directly into Bonita's soul. A warming chill sent sweaty shivers up Bonita's spine.

"I am," Bonita said, registering neither shock nor joy at the realization that Theo knew her name.

"I was about to go to lunch," Theo whispered, his pointed dragon teeth looking like a bunch of finely sharpened dongs. "Are you hungry?"

"No." I don't feel like mentioning that my stomach is already full, Bonita thought. Full of butterflies. Fucking each other.

"No, I'm sure you're hungry," snarled Theo. "Let's get out of here."

It's true, Bonita was hungry. Maybe she didn't realize it before, or maybe she just needed a strong man in her life to tell her exactly how she felt, but now all she could think about was eating whatever Theo told her to eat.

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Foot still hurts. D: