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tenel_kaHere is another present for you all. I've been working on it forever. And I am in love with it. It's a Jacen Solo fanmix Musical.
It's called: HEY - a Jacen Solo Musical
As for a preview of what you will find under the cut.
(Also, Mullet!Jacen and his Kill List.)
And that's all I have to say about that.
OH OH OH WAIT, there are no Invincible spoilers under this cut! Although there's lots of cursing and other assorted asshattery, BUT DID YOU EXPECT ANY LESS?
Okay, NOW WE'RE READY FOR LIFT OFF.
Y HALLO THAR! This is HEY -- A Jacen Solo Musical, otherwise known as IS THAT AN AMPHISTAFF IN YOUR POCKET...? Because I am a huge Jacen Solo nerd, but I am not above making fun of him. At all. Ever. In fact, that is my favorite thing to do relating to him. Maybe if I could draw fanart, that would be my favorite, but when I do that they all turn out like this. D: Therefore I do the next most amusing thing and harass the poor boy. "And how do we go about doing that, you crazy wench?!", you may ask!
MAKE HIM SING IN A MUSICAL, OF COURSE. Even though none of these vocalists sound anything alike, it's still amusing to picture a musical of this effed up caliber in the Galaxy Far, Far Away. Especially with Special Kid Jacen Solo playing the lead. HERE IS YOUR PLAYBILL.
(AND BY PLAYBILL I MEAN DOWNLOAD THE MUSICAL HERE. XD)
ACTS OF OUR PLAY:
1.) "Killer On the Dance Floor" - Private
2.) "I Just Wanna Live" - Good Charlotte
3.) "Who's That Girl (She's Got It)" - A Flock of Seagulls
4.) "Dude Looks Like A Lady" - Aerosmith
5.) "The Call" - Backstreet Boys
6.) "Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns N' Roses
7.) "Don't Look Back" - Boston
8.) "Little of Your Time" - Maroon 5
9.) "Don't Get It Twisted" - Gwen Stefani
10.) "Freeek! '04" - George Michael
11.) "Clothes Off!" - Gym Class Heroes
12.) "Gone Daddy Gone" - Gnarls Barkley
13.) "Are You the One?" - The Presets
14.) "When Doves Cry" - Prince
15.) "Lie to Me" - Depeche Mode
16.) "Bring It (Snakes on a Place)" - Cobra Starship
17.) "No Sex for Ben" - The Rapture
LET'S GET IT ON.
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"KILLER ON THE DANCE FLOOR" - Private
SO COME ON, I GOT TO BE WITH YOU
Your introduction! This is Darth Caedus! He's a bitch. He's a murderer and a lunatic and he thinks his chick will stay with him through all this. LOL JACEN. Oh! And his daughter! She still loves him, yes?HAHA, OH CAEDUS, YOU CARD. Okay, so he's horrible and horrendous and everyone hates him and wants him dead har har, blah blah blah, same old thing. All I can say is he had way more style going dark than Anakin Skywalker, but I think that's cause he never whined. That's a Skywalker thing, not a Solo thing. I mean, Jacen Solo contemplated everything in a bubble bath. Oh, and he's hot. I didn't mention that yet? Sorry. That's usually the first thing mentioned -- MY BAD. He is pleading for you to love him too. But first, let us share with you how he got to this point!
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"I JUST WANNA LIVE" - Good Charlotte
THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
Ah yes! This is where our fun begins! Jacen Solo and his siblings! His twin Jaina and his younger brother Anakin. You know those little punks are on the front of every gossip rag. JAINA IN REHAB! ANAKIN BANGING SIX CHICKS! JACEN SPOTTED IN DRAG AT A CLUB ON CORUSCANT SPORTING FAKE LEKKU! Probably all true. No, scratch the probably.
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"WHO'S THAT GIRL (SHE'S GOT IT)" - A Flock of Seagulls
SHE'S SO FINE, HOW I WISH THAT SHE WAS MINE
Who is that hot chick with the two arms and the stick over there outside of the temple, Jacen wonders! Why that's a Princess! Although, shhh, you're not supposed to know that shit yet! Just like Jacen doesn't know what happens with thebirds and the bees mynocks and killiks. "WHAT'S THAT DOING IN MY PANTS?! EEEEEEE!" He says!
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"DUDE (LOOKS LIKE A LADY)" - Aerosmith
THEN SHE WHIPPED OUT HER GUN
So Jacen Solo likes to wear skirts, so what? He looks smashing in them. First in the iceborer to Helska 4, then with amphistaffs all over him -- and fighting Yuuzhan Vong no less! Can you blame him for wanting to show off THOSE GAMS? Wonder if he could do the same in heels... Hold on. *pictures* Wait, wait, he needs lipstick too. OH GAWD NOT LIPSTICK LIKE THAT, KYP, GO AWAY.
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"THE CALL" - Backstreet Boys
I WILL BE LATE DON'T STAY UP AND WAIT FOR ME
Doth Feathery Beast of Chicken-land, thou hast cometh to kidnapeth Sir Jacen Solo! How dare you, you crispy hobag. For real, this song is the teenybop version of what happens, I swear. "HEY TENEL KA, UH, YEAH, DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME CAUSE I'M GOING WITH THIS FRIED SKANK-A-LANK. BRB. ALRIGHT, HO. PEACE OUT."
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"WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE" - Guns N' Roses
WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
JACEN LIKES GARDENING THE JUNGLES. HE ALSO LIKES AWESOME METAPHORS COURTESY OF KICKASS AUTHORS LIKE MATTHEW WOODRING STOVER (plug plug plug Heroes Die/Blade of Tyshalle). He also likes being wrapped up in long, slithery things that become hard on command. Mmmhmm, I said it. D:
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"DON'T LOOK BACK" - Boston
I SEE BEYOND THE ROAD I'M DRIVIN'
Mullet Jacen wants to invite you on his five year journey of Force-learnings and self-discovery. Mullet Jacen wants you to party with him and learn new Force techniques! Don't forget to bring the Pabst Blue Ribbon and the Greatest Hits of Power Balled Rock! It'll be a giant party of epic BUSINESS UP FRONT AND PARTY IN THE BACK PROPORTIONS! ROCK.
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"LITTLE OF YOUR TIME" - Maroon 5
I JUST NEED A LITTLE OF YOUR TIME TO SAY THE WORDS I NEVER SAID
HI TENEL KA. MY, YOU'RE LOOKING SEXILICIOUS, YOUR MAJESTY. YOUR BOOBS GOT BIGGER. CAN I BORROW A FLEET? I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER FORGET, FO' REALZ. *wink-wink-nudge-nudge-say-no-more*
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"DON'T GET IT TWISTED" - Gwen Stefani
I THINK HE MIGHTA MADE A GOAL
Yeah, you'll give her a BABY.KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, JASA. And here's the guest number in our musical. A little ditty with Tenel Ka about getting knocked up. Who knew she sounded like Gwen Stefani? She's secretly a Hapes-juku girl. HOLLABACK OR SOME SHIT. B-A-N-A-N-A-S S-T-F-U!
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"FREEEK! '04" - George Michael
YOU GOT YOURSELF AN ASS WITH A MIND OF ITS OWN
Alright, he's fed up with this crackass crap. He can't get laid anymore and there's bugs taking over the galaxy. WAIT, AND NOW HE'S A DAD? THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR HIS LIBIDO. TIME TO GET PISSED AND EMO AND BECOME A SITH. D: Come on, rebooty? Totally.
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"CLOTHES OFF!" - Gym Class Heroes
I CHANGE MY NAME TO "DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT SHIT?"
And he continues to try to get Tenel Ka in bed -- I mean, get her to help with by giving him her Hapan Fleet of Massive Destructive Forces! And he does this by WATCHING HER CHANGE IN HER BEDROOM. And THREATENING HER. And LOOKING AT HER WITH HIS ANGRY EYES. Then he wonders why she turns against him. MAYBE IF YOU WOULD STOP BEING A CREEPY CHESTER THE MOLESTER, MISTER SOLO.
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"GONE DADDY GONE" - Gnarls Barkley
THE LOVE IS GONE AWAY
Poor Allana! Looks like someone isn't getting any Father Of The Year awards this time around. Come on! Banging Mommy for a fleet!? Letting your daughter play with lightsabers and poison darts?! KIDNAPPING YOUR DAUGHTER??// I REST MAH CASE.
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"ARE YOU THE ONE?" - The Presets
I'M OUT OF THE FRYIN' PAN AND INTO THE FIRE
HE IS SUCH APRETTY BASTARD. Killing left and right! Corrupting Ben Skywalker! Jacen Solo IS the frying pan! SIZZLE.
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"WHEN DOVES CRY" - Prince
ANIMALS STRIKE CURIOUS POSES, THEY FEEL THE HEAT, THE HEAT BETWEEN ME AND YOU
Maybe you are just like your father! WAY TOO BOLD. D: And I wouldn't be satisfied either if I was Leia. A dead son, a daughter whose sole care is which dude to bed with that night (PEEN ATTACK!!!1) and another son who keeps killing woman and BLOWING BUBBLES IN THE FUCKING BATHTUB WHILE EATING TAKEOUT FOOD. DAMMIT JACEN, YOU'RE A TOOLBOX. HAN AND LEIA DIDN'T RAISE ANY OF YOU TO BE DEAD/SLUTTY/FUCKWITTED. WHAT IS THIS?
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"LIE TO ME" - Depeche Mode
COME ON AND LAY WITH ME, COME ON AND LIE TO ME
Still trying to get bitches in bed with him, he kills them when they don't comply -- Nelani Dinn? Ailyn Vel? Mara Jade Skywalker?! Okay, maybe he just wanted to kill them.Screw Kriff if they wanted to sleep with him or not. Thems the breaks, skanks!
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"SNAKES ON A PLANE (BRING IT)" - Cobra Starship
HONEY, I'M GONNA MAKE IT OUT ALIVE
Oh oh oh! You know I had to include this song. Come on. He would be the tool to try to bring his menagerie of crystal snakes on a plane. THIS ISN'T ALLOWED? WHAT IF I KEEP THEM STOWED IN MY OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT? *WINK* This is the big group number at the end where everyone is all over the stage and Jacen dances with a live snake a la Ms. Spears, except he is much hotter and less dirty -- and by dirty I don't mean perverted, I just mean he's less skanky and trashy looking. Oh snap!
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"NO SEX FOR BEN" - The Rapture
CHEAP FAKER, CHEAP CHEAP FAKER
AN ENCORE! Ben Skywalker takes the stage with Jacen just so Jacen can tell him he is not good enough and should KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS. What a way to end the show! With Ben acting all emo squeamo! GET UP AND DANCE EVERYONE. FEEL THE MUSIC COMPEL YOU OR SOMETHING.
......
Aaaaaand:
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW. PLZ TO BE DEPOSTING YOUR 3-D GLASSES IN THE BINS ON THE WAY OUT.
And holy crap, according to the cosplay.com D*C '08 Star Wars thread of doom, besides my TK, there's a Ben (teeeeheheh CS <3), a Caedus(!!!) and a Jaina (HI KAYLI~ XDDD)! And then of course lots of movie characters. IT WILL BE A PARTY! (THERE IS ALSO KYLE'S ALLANA -- OMG MOTHER/DAUGHTER XD <33333333 ILU~)
It's called: HEY - a Jacen Solo Musical
As for a preview of what you will find under the cut.
(Also, Mullet!Jacen and his Kill List.)
And that's all I have to say about that.
OH OH OH WAIT, there are no Invincible spoilers under this cut! Although there's lots of cursing and other assorted asshattery, BUT DID YOU EXPECT ANY LESS?
Okay, NOW WE'RE READY FOR LIFT OFF.
Y HALLO THAR! This is HEY -- A Jacen Solo Musical, otherwise known as IS THAT AN AMPHISTAFF IN YOUR POCKET...? Because I am a huge Jacen Solo nerd, but I am not above making fun of him. At all. Ever. In fact, that is my favorite thing to do relating to him. Maybe if I could draw fanart, that would be my favorite, but when I do that they all turn out like this. D: Therefore I do the next most amusing thing and harass the poor boy. "And how do we go about doing that, you crazy wench?!", you may ask!
MAKE HIM SING IN A MUSICAL, OF COURSE. Even though none of these vocalists sound anything alike, it's still amusing to picture a musical of this effed up caliber in the Galaxy Far, Far Away. Especially with Special Kid Jacen Solo playing the lead. HERE IS YOUR PLAYBILL.
(AND BY PLAYBILL I MEAN DOWNLOAD THE MUSICAL HERE. XD)
ACTS OF OUR PLAY:
1.) "Killer On the Dance Floor" - Private
2.) "I Just Wanna Live" - Good Charlotte
3.) "Who's That Girl (She's Got It)" - A Flock of Seagulls
4.) "Dude Looks Like A Lady" - Aerosmith
5.) "The Call" - Backstreet Boys
6.) "Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns N' Roses
7.) "Don't Look Back" - Boston
8.) "Little of Your Time" - Maroon 5
9.) "Don't Get It Twisted" - Gwen Stefani
10.) "Freeek! '04" - George Michael
11.) "Clothes Off!" - Gym Class Heroes
12.) "Gone Daddy Gone" - Gnarls Barkley
13.) "Are You the One?" - The Presets
14.) "When Doves Cry" - Prince
15.) "Lie to Me" - Depeche Mode
16.) "Bring It (Snakes on a Place)" - Cobra Starship
17.) "No Sex for Ben" - The Rapture
LET'S GET IT ON.
------------------------------------------------
"KILLER ON THE DANCE FLOOR" - Private
SO COME ON, I GOT TO BE WITH YOU
Your introduction! This is Darth Caedus! He's a bitch. He's a murderer and a lunatic and he thinks his chick will stay with him through all this. LOL JACEN. Oh! And his daughter! She still loves him, yes?
------------------------------------------------
"I JUST WANNA LIVE" - Good Charlotte
THEY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
Ah yes! This is where our fun begins! Jacen Solo and his siblings! His twin Jaina and his younger brother Anakin. You know those little punks are on the front of every gossip rag. JAINA IN REHAB! ANAKIN BANGING SIX CHICKS! JACEN SPOTTED IN DRAG AT A CLUB ON CORUSCANT SPORTING FAKE LEKKU! Probably all true. No, scratch the probably.
------------------------------------------------
"WHO'S THAT GIRL (SHE'S GOT IT)" - A Flock of Seagulls
SHE'S SO FINE, HOW I WISH THAT SHE WAS MINE
Who is that hot chick with the two arms and the stick over there outside of the temple, Jacen wonders! Why that's a Princess! Although, shhh, you're not supposed to know that shit yet! Just like Jacen doesn't know what happens with the
------------------------------------------------
"DUDE (LOOKS LIKE A LADY)" - Aerosmith
THEN SHE WHIPPED OUT HER GUN
So Jacen Solo likes to wear skirts, so what? He looks smashing in them. First in the iceborer to Helska 4, then with amphistaffs all over him -- and fighting Yuuzhan Vong no less! Can you blame him for wanting to show off THOSE GAMS? Wonder if he could do the same in heels... Hold on. *pictures* Wait, wait, he needs lipstick too. OH GAWD NOT LIPSTICK LIKE THAT, KYP, GO AWAY.
------------------------------------------------
"THE CALL" - Backstreet Boys
I WILL BE LATE DON'T STAY UP AND WAIT FOR ME
Doth Feathery Beast of Chicken-land, thou hast cometh to kidnapeth Sir Jacen Solo! How dare you, you crispy hobag. For real, this song is the teenybop version of what happens, I swear. "HEY TENEL KA, UH, YEAH, DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME CAUSE I'M GOING WITH THIS FRIED SKANK-A-LANK. BRB. ALRIGHT, HO. PEACE OUT."
------------------------------------------------
"WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE" - Guns N' Roses
WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
JACEN LIKES GARDENING THE JUNGLES. HE ALSO LIKES AWESOME METAPHORS COURTESY OF KICKASS AUTHORS LIKE MATTHEW WOODRING STOVER (plug plug plug Heroes Die/Blade of Tyshalle). He also likes being wrapped up in long, slithery things that become hard on command. Mmmhmm, I said it. D:
------------------------------------------------
"DON'T LOOK BACK" - Boston
I SEE BEYOND THE ROAD I'M DRIVIN'
Mullet Jacen wants to invite you on his five year journey of Force-learnings and self-discovery. Mullet Jacen wants you to party with him and learn new Force techniques! Don't forget to bring the Pabst Blue Ribbon and the Greatest Hits of Power Balled Rock! It'll be a giant party of epic BUSINESS UP FRONT AND PARTY IN THE BACK PROPORTIONS! ROCK.
------------------------------------------------
"LITTLE OF YOUR TIME" - Maroon 5
I JUST NEED A LITTLE OF YOUR TIME TO SAY THE WORDS I NEVER SAID
HI TENEL KA. MY, YOU'RE LOOKING SEXILICIOUS, YOUR MAJESTY. YOUR BOOBS GOT BIGGER. CAN I BORROW A FLEET? I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER FORGET, FO' REALZ. *wink-wink-nudge-nudge-say-no-more*
------------------------------------------------
"DON'T GET IT TWISTED" - Gwen Stefani
I THINK HE MIGHTA MADE A GOAL
Yeah, you'll give her a BABY.
------------------------------------------------
"FREEEK! '04" - George Michael
YOU GOT YOURSELF AN ASS WITH A MIND OF ITS OWN
Alright, he's fed up with this crackass crap. He can't get laid anymore and there's bugs taking over the galaxy. WAIT, AND NOW HE'S A DAD? THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR HIS LIBIDO. TIME TO GET PISSED AND EMO AND BECOME A SITH. D: Come on, rebooty? Totally.
------------------------------------------------
"CLOTHES OFF!" - Gym Class Heroes
I CHANGE MY NAME TO "DID HE REALLY JUST SAY THAT SHIT?"
And he continues to try to get Tenel Ka in bed -- I mean, get her to help with by giving him her Hapan Fleet of Massive Destructive Forces! And he does this by WATCHING HER CHANGE IN HER BEDROOM. And THREATENING HER. And LOOKING AT HER WITH HIS ANGRY EYES. Then he wonders why she turns against him. MAYBE IF YOU WOULD STOP BEING A CREEPY CHESTER THE MOLESTER, MISTER SOLO.
------------------------------------------------
"GONE DADDY GONE" - Gnarls Barkley
THE LOVE IS GONE AWAY
Poor Allana! Looks like someone isn't getting any Father Of The Year awards this time around. Come on! Banging Mommy for a fleet!? Letting your daughter play with lightsabers and poison darts?! KIDNAPPING YOUR DAUGHTER??// I REST MAH CASE.
------------------------------------------------
"ARE YOU THE ONE?" - The Presets
I'M OUT OF THE FRYIN' PAN AND INTO THE FIRE
HE IS SUCH A
------------------------------------------------
"WHEN DOVES CRY" - Prince
ANIMALS STRIKE CURIOUS POSES, THEY FEEL THE HEAT, THE HEAT BETWEEN ME AND YOU
Maybe you are just like your father! WAY TOO BOLD. D: And I wouldn't be satisfied either if I was Leia. A dead son, a daughter whose sole care is which dude to bed with that night (PEEN ATTACK!!!1) and another son who keeps killing woman and BLOWING BUBBLES IN THE FUCKING BATHTUB WHILE EATING TAKEOUT FOOD. DAMMIT JACEN, YOU'RE A TOOLBOX. HAN AND LEIA DIDN'T RAISE ANY OF YOU TO BE DEAD/SLUTTY/FUCKWITTED. WHAT IS THIS?
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"LIE TO ME" - Depeche Mode
COME ON AND LAY WITH ME, COME ON AND LIE TO ME
Still trying to get bitches in bed with him, he kills them when they don't comply -- Nelani Dinn? Ailyn Vel? Mara Jade Skywalker?! Okay, maybe he just wanted to kill them.
------------------------------------------------
"SNAKES ON A PLANE (BRING IT)" - Cobra Starship
HONEY, I'M GONNA MAKE IT OUT ALIVE
Oh oh oh! You know I had to include this song. Come on. He would be the tool to try to bring his menagerie of crystal snakes on a plane. THIS ISN'T ALLOWED? WHAT IF I KEEP THEM STOWED IN MY OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT? *WINK* This is the big group number at the end where everyone is all over the stage and Jacen dances with a live snake a la Ms. Spears, except he is much hotter and less dirty -- and by dirty I don't mean perverted, I just mean he's less skanky and trashy looking. Oh snap!
------------------------------------------------
"NO SEX FOR BEN" - The Rapture
CHEAP FAKER, CHEAP CHEAP FAKER
AN ENCORE! Ben Skywalker takes the stage with Jacen just so Jacen can tell him he is not good enough and should KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS. What a way to end the show! With Ben acting all emo squeamo! GET UP AND DANCE EVERYONE. FEEL THE MUSIC COMPEL YOU OR SOMETHING.
......
Aaaaaand:
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE SHOW. PLZ TO BE DEPOSTING YOUR 3-D GLASSES IN THE BINS ON THE WAY OUT.
And holy crap, according to the cosplay.com D*C '08 Star Wars thread of doom, besides my TK, there's a Ben (teeeeheheh CS <3), a Caedus(!!!) and a Jaina (HI KAYLI~ XDDD)! And then of course lots of movie characters. IT WILL BE A PARTY! (THERE IS ALSO KYLE'S ALLANA -- OMG MOTHER/DAUGHTER XD <33333333 ILU~)
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