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It is making me die laughing. I am in too much love with the Bioshock article. ("Bioshock, also known as 20,000 Objectivists Under the Sea (Give Or Take), is a Rail-Shooter developed by 2Kicks-In-The-Nuts Games. It was initially designed as a liberal propaganda device to brainwash people into doing horrible things to little girls.")

Other uncyclopedia pages that are Really Effing Funny:

-- Myst ("Sirrus reads Shakespeare, and sometimes acts it out in his underwear in each of his rooms. Sirrus has a fairly large collection of Gundams which he keeps locked away in the Big Metal Pagoda Age. Sirrus enjoys a nice cup of tea and the occasional beheading. Sirrus is gay [check out the pink book he's trapped in].")

-- Luke Skywalker ("Legacy™®© Dark Horse Error: Setting "Legacy" not found for subject "Luke Skywalker". Perhaps you were looking for the guy in Vader pants?")

-- Twilight ("Twilight proved popular enough to its target audience of lovesick women that a bunch of people are even making it into a film adaption, which to the disappointment of many does not star or feature Marilyn Manson in one of the vampire roles as he seems almost perfect for the job, only requiring some facial reconstruction and less clown make-up. His rejection by the film's director inspired him to write his song If I Was Your Vampire which is available on his latest album.")

-- Final Fantasy VII ("Although it has been disputed, Final Fantasy VII is generally considered to be the only game ever made." LOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA ALSO "SEPHIROTH KILLS AERIS AND THERE IS NO WAY TO BRING HER BACK. SHIT DAMN!!!")

-- Kingdom Hearts ("That Duck That Wears No Pants: (AKA) Streaker Duck, his entire purpose in the game is to seduce Sora with his pantslessness.")

-- Stephen King ("Stephen King is the world-famous author of over 3 billion horror stories ... King was born in Portland, Maine, on September 21, 1334 [this is according to the Maine calendar, in which years are based not on the birth of Christ, but on the birth of Frederick, a large lobster captured in the state early in its history].")

-- R.L. Stine ("R. L. Stine is another pseudonym of author Stephen King.")

-- Snakes On A Plane ("Snakes On A Plane is a famous documentary that was filmed during Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson's desperate battle with the entire population of snakes in the world all crammed onto a plane. Based on a relatively obscure Dr. Seuss book, it was released by New Line Cinema on August 18, 2006 in North America to highly polarised opinions.")

-- GRAND THEFT AUTO: TATOOINE ("Jawas sell things [4] -- 4. Such as: droids, droid motivators, droid heads, droids that give head, droid arms, droid legs, droid genitals, vehicles, vehicle parts (but not windshields), weapons, droids, restraining bolts, droids, ship parts, severed heads, babies, severed droid heads, baby droids, bottles of Tylenol, and droids.")

-- LOLOLOLOLOL Resident Evil 4 ("Resident Evil 4, known in Japan as "Shoot People Just Because They Are Different Than You 5", is widely regarded as the most racist/politically incorrect game of all time. It is considered a great leap forward in the series, which has always allowed the player the kill slow-moving homeless retarded people who can only say Uhhhhhhhhhh, by now allowing the player to kill foreign slow-moving homeless retarded people who can only say Uhhhhhhhhhh... IN SPANISH!!!")

(HOLY CRAP LOL: "Widely regarded as one of the most emo characters in video gaming, Leon's hair changed from the stereotypical black to blonde when he reached Super Saiyan Emo, though he retained the characteristic eye-covering bang.")

-- HAHAHAHAHHA SILENT HILL -- MAJOR SPOILERS XD ("While in Silent Hill you may want to check out the historical society, which celebrates the town's rich history of ritual executions, unexplained nautical deaths, bizarre Native-American/Kabbalistic religious ceremonies, and the Famous Triangle Man." -- and OMG the "IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR" section right at the beginning of the article practically made me pee myself laughing. XDDD AND THE PICTURES LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH SHIT.

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