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Jun. 17th, 2008 09:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tenel_kaLOL, I love people (who call themselves Stephen King "fans") complaining about Lisey's Story. There were some choice ones on IMDB today. Hahaha~
"UGH. THE LANGUAGE IN THIS BOOK. AND IT WAS SO ANNOYING THE WAY IT JUMPED FROM FLASHBACK TO FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK AND OMG THIS BOOK SUCKS SO HARD IT HAS NO STORYLINE. WHAT THE HELL IS A BOOL? WHAT WAS KING THINKING WHEN HE RELEASED THIS?!?"
Don't bash it because you're too DUH DUH WHAT? to follow it. Sure, the timeline jumps around a little. But it's not like it's that hard to follow.
Here is Lisey Landon in 2006. Here is Lisey thinking about something that happened in the past -- which is Scott telling her about something that happened in his past. It's not that fucking difficult.
Just because there's no clown or dog or car after the main character's blood doesn't mean the BOOK IS HOLY CRAP HORRENDOUSLY HORRIBLE.
GROW A BRAIN. And the next time you call a friend or a loved one by a nickname I will be sure to say, "UGH YOU ARE HORRIBLE AND YOU SUCK. WHAT WAS YOUR MOTHER THINKING WHEN SHE HAD YOU? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE YOUR OWN WAY OF SPEAKING TO PEOPLE YOU'RE CLOSE TO. YOU'RE A CRAPPY HUMAN."
:|
SPOILERS FOR LISEY'S STORY BELOW, HUR HUR.
(Also, in defense of Scott Landon and his deteriorating poise and grammar in his speech about the Landon family, I'd like you to talk normally to your wife when you tell her about your thirteen-year-old brother going insane and your father shooting him in the head -- and then your father trying to kill you with a pickaxe -- and then later taking that same pickaxe to your father's skull while he's sleeping -- and all this happening while you're ten years old. I DARE YOU TO TALK NORMAL. D:)
"UGH. THE LANGUAGE IN THIS BOOK. AND IT WAS SO ANNOYING THE WAY IT JUMPED FROM FLASHBACK TO FLASHBACK WITHIN A FLASHBACK AND OMG THIS BOOK SUCKS SO HARD IT HAS NO STORYLINE. WHAT THE HELL IS A BOOL? WHAT WAS KING THINKING WHEN HE RELEASED THIS?!?"
Don't bash it because you're too DUH DUH WHAT? to follow it. Sure, the timeline jumps around a little. But it's not like it's that hard to follow.
Here is Lisey Landon in 2006. Here is Lisey thinking about something that happened in the past -- which is Scott telling her about something that happened in his past. It's not that fucking difficult.
Just because there's no clown or dog or car after the main character's blood doesn't mean the BOOK IS HOLY CRAP HORRENDOUSLY HORRIBLE.
GROW A BRAIN. And the next time you call a friend or a loved one by a nickname I will be sure to say, "UGH YOU ARE HORRIBLE AND YOU SUCK. WHAT WAS YOUR MOTHER THINKING WHEN SHE HAD YOU? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE YOUR OWN WAY OF SPEAKING TO PEOPLE YOU'RE CLOSE TO. YOU'RE A CRAPPY HUMAN."
:|
SPOILERS FOR LISEY'S STORY BELOW, HUR HUR.
(Also, in defense of Scott Landon and his deteriorating poise and grammar in his speech about the Landon family, I'd like you to talk normally to your wife when you tell her about your thirteen-year-old brother going insane and your father shooting him in the head -- and then your father trying to kill you with a pickaxe -- and then later taking that same pickaxe to your father's skull while he's sleeping -- and all this happening while you're ten years old. I DARE YOU TO TALK NORMAL. D:)
