tenel_ka | OMG UNCLE STEVIE OVERLOAD.

So, I think next summer

see_aphy_be and I are gonna take a vacation to Maine. Why? Because it is pretty. But mostly, because we are nerds. Super duper nerds. You know what else is totally nerdy? We will bring costumes (and by costumes I mean regular clothes that pass as costumes -- cause it's STEPHEN KING). How fucking cool and dorky would it be to get pictures as Peter McVries and Art Baker in front of the WELCOME TO VAN BUREN, MAINE sign, on Route 1, where the Long Walk is started every year? YES. Although, we would have to make non-bloody versions of the costumes. We wouldn't want to flip out the locals. D:

So yeah, then stuff up in Caribou and Presque Isle. Then we would totally hit up ~~Derry~~ Bangor and be like, "LOL STEPHEN KING LIVES AROUND HERE", but we won't stalk cause we're not that bad (really?). But also in Bangor we would putz around the city -- oh oh oh and hit up all the landmarks that are in Stephen King's fictional town of Derry, Maine -- which is his version of Bangor. Like stuff from It and Insomnia. Then we will find a lake and be like, "LOL, Dark Score Lake" and train tracks and be like, "LOL THE BODY." WE CAN EVEN GO TO LUDLOW AND BE LIKE "OH HAY THADDEUS BEAUMONT AND CHURCH THE CAT WUT?"

Then we can go to exactly where Castle Rock should be (Map from King's official site, OH SNAP!) and FIND A FIELD TO CAMP IN. MAYBE WE WILL GET KILLED BY A CLOWN. OR A CAR. OR A DOG. OR GEORGE STARK. <3

We will also have to drive the Acadia Harbors and Heights loop. IT EVEN SAYS SO ON THE MAINE TOURISM WEBSITE.

EFFING EFF LFJDSFKSFJDK: http://www.bettsbooks.com/ -- WE MUST GO.

- ORIGINAL BACHMAN FIRST EDITONS: THE LONG WALK - US First - NF $125.00
- Lisey's Story - Scribner 2006 US - Proof Unsigned Fine $190.00
- McSWEENEY' ENCHANTED CHAMBER OF ASTONISHING STORIES - King short story. "Lisey and the Madman" - In stock $13.95

JKFSKSFJLW(aUY@*(9390485ie WHAT. Okay. Okay. OKAY. The actual magazine with the short story in it, I could so afford that and want DO WANT DO WANT because LISEY LISEY LISEY FIRST APPEARANCE (it's really an excerpt from the book awhile before it came out -- but it was the first HURRAH of Scott and Lisey -- and you know how much I adore them). But that first edition of the Long Walk. Holy SKHUIHIAJDSK:DK. IF IT'S THIS ONE AND IT'S STILL THERE WHEN WE GO THEN SOMEONE BETTER HIDE IT. D:

SWEET SHIT LOOK AT MARVEL'S NEW COVER ART AND GROSS GROSS ART FOR THE STAND COMICS. JDFJKSJDF FANGASM. NICK ANDROS PLZ. (Frannie actually looks really cute! Yay for getting Molly Ringwald's silly hair and whiny whine taste out of my mouth!)

ALSO, Finally, there is a third King adaptation we are working on with Samuel L. Jackson...but we can't say much about this for another couple months.

WHAT WHAT WHAT? TEEHEHEHEHE~