Heavy on the assador!

[tenel_ka]

Hahaha! In a discussion concerning the movie Step Brothers on the IMDB message board:

Person #1: Wow, that really makes me want to see this movie (sarcasm). Why does Will Ferrell think his being naked is funny? No one wants to see naked men; even women don't. You want evidence? Why do 99% of exotic clubs feature female dancers?

Person #2: Because only men will pay for nudity and sex.

HAHAHAHA, ZING. Also found on IMDB -- I watched part of the Twilight fandom explode on IMDB yesterday during my lunch break, in a bad, bad way after spoilers for their new book were floating around. I should do a study on fandoms. It was like watching a star collapse or a train wreck or something equally as insane. I saw diehard fans of the books fully renounce their fandom and complain about how the series is ruined (Loch Ness Monster, lulz).

Most of the posts looked like this -- and this is an actual example:

*cries*
It all sounds like something created by a hater or fanfiction
but it also sounds so like stephenie.

Is that supposed to be a compliment or a bash? :( I've seen a billion icons around LJ about how the last book is just one BIG FAIL, so this could take my study even further. I could include the reactions to the last Legacy of the Force (hell, NJO for that matter too -- loose ends much?) book and the last Harry Potter book for my study too. Of course, this is looking to be the most violent reaction I've seen.

AND HEY. JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS WINS. Love it. XD

Have I mentioned how much I love Terry (Nick Swardson) from Reno 911!: "I'm recording an album... it's called Terry: South Bitch: Live. Fuck you, Dad. And it drops in, uh 2009."

Terry: "I'm on wheels, yo!"
Raineesha: "Thats not the only thing you're on. What else are you on, Terry?"
Terry: "I'm on fucking crack, yo!"

Trudy: "Terry, when you're here, you're an ambassador for Reno."
Terry: "Heavy on the assador!"

Raineesha: "We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk and you the only thing I see around here that could qualify as lewd."
Terry: "How is this... I'm not lewd at all... I don't even know what... lube or lewd?"

And those are only from the movie... if I started quoting Terry from the show... XDDDD Aaaaaaaand I totally didn't pick up Jim Dangle in Revelry Junction. Not at all. :|

Also, one of the best and most simple things in the world is sleeping in. HEART.

Comments

[lavished.livejournal.com]

re: Twilight

I read Twilight before there was even a sequel...and while the 3rd and 4th books are a lot worse than the 1st and 2nd, IT ALL SUCKS. seriously idk why people actually thought this shit wasn't gonna suck.

at Barnes and Noble today Breaking Dawn was fucking everywhere, and this little scene girl in purple skinny jeans was talking about it with her friend and being generally annoying. I wanted to rip her eyes out :|

re: Stepbrothers

lmao I saw this today too. the previews looked bad, but that's only because the funny parts weren't TV friendly haha. they said fuck SO much omg.

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha~ I love people who have read it and still admit they are shit. <333 And omg, you should've ripped her eyes out. Was she all like, "OMG I WISH I COULD FIND ME AN EDWARD OMG OMGOMGOMG"~?

And okay good, LOL~ Cause I was like, "Hmm, some of the commercial was kind of okay funny -- but did they show all the maybe funny parts in the commercials...?" I'm glad there's more funny in it then that. XD

[zoopiglet.livejournal.com]

So the fourth book sounds like fanfiction...?

...

And?

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

LOL JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER ONES WUT???/

[jtkluv.livejournal.com]

Okay, I liked the whole series except the third one so there. But then I'm one of the few Jacob fans and I actually want him to be happy so that might be part of it. Yes it sounded somewhat like a fanfiction, but a good one. Since most of her books sounded vaguely like something off the net I have nothing to complain about. It's an original story line handled in an original way. I can't see how they have anything to complain about since she at least STAYED TRUE TO HER CHARACTERS!!! Unlike frickin Del Ray and all the authors they hired to throw Star Wars down the toilet. So they need to shut up, cause they have no idea what it really feels like to have a series ruined as they held it in their hands.

TWIN_SABER AKA jtkluv

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

I wish I could get paid for fanfiction. D:

A lot of people were complaining about the fourth book to be totally out of character for everyone in it. I wouldn't know though cause I haven't read a full one of those books, hehehe. Del Ray can at least use the excuse WELL WE HAVE TOO MANY AUTHORS AND IT GETS ALL SCREWED UP. XD But they still messed up with Jacen and that just can't be forgiven. D: