your joy is my low

Hur hur, I personally give a big SHOVE OFF WHATEVER to every single summer movie except this one.

I am so excited for this movie it's not even funny. Haven't seen Iron Man, haven't seen Indy, haven't seen Caspian. Wanted to, kind of, sure (Indy cause it's Indy and Caspian cause it's Ben Barnes, hay). Pretty sure I won't see Hulk or even Batman (OH NOES). But I hate movie theaters. I hate people. I especially get annoyed with children. But I will go see this movie opening weekend (and it will probably even be Sunday morning, at that) -- BECAUSE IT LOOKS AMAZING. And Pixar has NEVER LET DOWN BEFORE. And Wall E is the CUTEST EFFING THING EVER OHMYGAWD LOOK AT HIM.

I was in the drive-through line at McDonald's today and I saw a guy sitting on a curb waiting for a bus and scratching a lottery ticket. For some reason, as I sat there watching him, I had the craziest and most gigantic urge to want him to win. Like I just wanted to watch him jump up and start cheering cause he won a million bucks. And it's a Monday. So I don't know where this sudden bout of HUZZAH OTHER PEOPLE!!11 came from, but it felt good. I was sad for him when he shrugged and threw the ticket away. D:

Last Thursday I met Emily/lusa_thul at Subway since my work is right near her house and we sat around and blabbed about D*C and costumes and what we still have to get done. Then we figured out what date we could have our MORE-BLOOD-ON-THIS SESSION -- which will be a day we set aside for bloodying up her Hank Olson shirt and my Peter Mcvries shirt (more blood!) and wrecking the hell out of our Shmi and Padme zombie costumes. XD

Saturday I went to the COMPANY PICNIC!!1 -- it was actually really nice outside and I had fun. :O! Then Saturday night, Ronnie (OMG gruppe_sechs) and I played Rock Band with Ashley (OMG see_aphy_be) and her friend Ashley, LOL~ it was fun and the Ashley's were probably like RONNIE AND HEATHER ARE SUCH TOOLS cause after the song it would cut back to us talking over the headset about like... To Wong Foo and me quoting the "LITTLE LATIN BOY IN DRAG, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?" line. I love that line. LOVE IT.

Ronnie and I also played some multiplayer Grand Theft Auto IV with Ed/zekkxy, which was hilarious. Cause we amused ourselves by jumping out of helicopters and seeing how awesome my character model looked when hit with a car and then listening to our stupid taunts ("HEY QUE PASA????//") and then when we actually went and played a deathmatch with other people everyone was DOING AWESOME -- except me, of course. LOL. Although, I did get two kills and the "KILLED A ROCKSTAR EMPLOYEE" achievement. So HUZZAH! XD

AHAHAHAHAHA, VALERIE, IT'S OUR FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME. XD ...besides Adventures in the Magic Kingdom, naturally.

ALSO, JARED PADALECKI. I WISH I WAS THIS CAR BECAUSE THEN-- (you can finish this sentence, because I think you know where I'm going with it.) MUAHAHAHA I AM WRONG AND I AM SO SORRY FOR IT NO WAIT, I'M NOT. XD

JFDSFJKSJFDFKJSDKJDKS <33333

Last night Ronnie and I were on Xbox Live at the same time so we started playing multiplayer on GTAIV -- and we didn't even end up playing any of the game multiplayer modes we just rode around the city in Free Mode (basically you have no mission or anything, you just mess around). It was AMAZING. My dude looked like effing Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish, yo. First we rode around in a car with me hanging out the window like a tool, then we messed with some cops -- DUDE, then we took motorcycles down into the subway station underground and rode them all over the tracks and stuff. Ronnie also shot some dude in the station and over the headset during this I hear:

"I don't like your jacket."

LOLOLOLOL~ <3 We also went into one of the strip clubs and danced ourselves and by danced I mean we stood up by the poles and hit the crouch button really fast so it looked like we were kind of doing something like dancing. XD

I absolutely cannot wait to get into multiplayer matches with 16 people. IT WILL BE EPIC. COPS AND CROOKS. <3

I love all the tiny little details in this game. Some people have been pointing some out on message boards. Here is some( awesome random little crap~ <3333 )

I myself witnessed some stupid whore on a cell phone hit a person crossing the street while driving and a dude in the car behind her got out, pulled her out of her car and beat the crap out of her right there in the middle of the street. I stole the money she dropped and stole her car (GPS SYSTEM <3) as well. That's what you get for not paying attention and blabbing on your phone while driving, bitch! :D

This kind of crap didn't happen in the past GTA games, so to see the extra effort they went to for this one = love. Especially since every time they've released a GTA in the past I've always been like, "DAMN THEY'VE ADDED SO MUCH THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THEY COULD DO!"

They proved me wrong. Again. <3


(P.S. 50 Best Places to Work in Greater Washington, wut wut! SPA FTW.)

Oh my gawwwwwwwwd becky look at her butt = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_theft_auto_iv#Reception

Look at the SCORES. A+, 9.5/10, A+, 10/10, 10/10, 10/10, 5/5, 10/10, 9.8/10, AND ALL THE OTHERS ARE LIKE THAT TOO.

I am sitting here with the special edition in my lap and I am cradling it like a CUTE LITTLE BABY. Except the game doesn't whine and poo in it's pants. SO IT WINS.

When I got to Gamestop I had my little slip in my hand and the guy was like, "So you're here to pick up Mario Kart Wii or Grand Theft Auto..." And I go, "GRAND THEFT AUTO SPECIAL EDITION" and slam my slip on the counter and he's like, "AWESOME!!1" and we both cackle and cackle.

(I listened to the soundtrack cd on the way home and the song "No Sex For Ben" by The Rapture is the funniest/most classic song ever. If I was making a fanmix for Ben Skywalker it would be the first thing on there. Although... IT IS GOING ON THE JACEN SOUNDCRACK MIX. XD)

ALRIGHT, THIS GAME.

BRB

...

in like three weeks.

Actually, no. I'll probably be back tonight for another entry of utter joygasming. D: If I'm not then there's something wrong with me.


(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto_IV_soundtrack -- EEEEE! Justice! Tangerine Dream! Aphex Twin! Smashing Pumpkins! David Bowie! Heart! R.E.M.! The Rapture! UNKLE! LCD Soundsystem! AND OMG !!!! AND GET IT SHAWTY LOLOLOL HAHAHAH YES!!)

I can't wait till April 29th. O_O When I saw the WANTED posters at Gamestop the other day I almost flipped my shit. I WANT NIKO'S HANGING IN MY ROOM.

And LOLOLOLOLOL I love Rockstar so much -- "Virtually none of the characters from the previous games are returning, as a lot of them are dead anyway."

DAMN!: "... to get from one side of the new and improved Liberty City to the other will take you at least an hour."

-- A Rockstar spokesperson claimed, "you can basically play the game from beginning to end without a single load screen." (YES.)

-- The phone can be used outside of vehicles to listen to one of the 18 radio stations. (<3!!! ALSO, 18 STATIONS! OMG.)

-- Instead of utilizing the "Pay 'N' Spray" as in previous games, Niko has to realistically disguise himself by clandestinely changing vehicles in empty areas such as parking garages. When on foot, police will not shoot at Niko unless he has committed a serious offence. Additionally, pedestrians with cellphones can now report crimes. (WTF PEDS HELL NO XD)

-- Pedestrians and motorists will often act as good Samaritans and aid characters that Niko is attacking or carjacking. (BEST STEP OFF, CRACKAH.)

-- Multiplayer will be a feature of GTA IV but will not be an MMO, as noted by Dan Houser. It will be accessible from Niko's mobile phone and is aiming for up to 16 players, with a possibility of open-ended gameplay and exploring the whole city. (BRING IT ON.)

-- As part of GTA IV's new physics, the player will be able to hear and feel the bass of vehicles passing by with their radio turned on.

-- VLADIVOSTOK = LOL YES PLZ.


I didn't think the GTA games could get more all out, but I WAS WRONG. And THIS GAME LOOKS AMAZING. D:



P.S. HAHAHAHAHHAH DFJKFJKFJD OMGOMGOGMOGMGM AHHAHAHAHAHAH -- Although the exact details of the role of the Internet in the game are being kept secret, it has been revealed that Niko can access the internet from various cyber cafés, one of which is called "TW@"... SHIT I JUST SPIT MY DRINK OUT. XD

P.S.S. The fact that one of the shows to see in Liberty City is called "BANGING TRASH CAN LIDS FOR AN HOUR" kills me. I love their sense of humor -- it's so mean and bitchy. D: HEART.