your joy is my low

LOL what the eff. So SW.com/Homing Beacon emails are doing their big "DATABANK 100" -- as in, which articles on the STARWARS.COM Info Databank get the most hits and junk. And here's what they say for #33.

33. Jacen Solo. He's come a long way down from a likable tree-hugging jokester in the young reader books. Jacen, or Darth Caedus, has been stirring Sith up as a Jerk Lord-you-love-to-hate in the Legacy of the Force books.

Yes, that's all well and awesome, but do you think you could at least update the damn entry to reflect what you're saying? The last thing Jacen has done according to this article is:

"He returned to the dwindling New Republic territories, haggard, thin and hardened. He was given a much needed vacation, but returned to frontline combat aboard the cruiser Ralroost. As the newly formed Galactic Alliance emerged, Jacen accompanied his uncle Luke Skywalker into the Unknown Regions to seek a solution to the Yuuzhan Vong menace."

HI, THAT WAS LIKE A DECADE AGO. D: Also, Mace Windu is #34 and Han Solo is only #27? And the blatantly calling Jacen a jerk and calling him out on stirring shit sorry, Sith up, hahahahaha. Whose fault is that OFFICIAL STAR WARS PUBLISHING. ELL-OH-ELL, WUT.

Ahahahahahaa, I love how this Z/TK/DC story is turning into a Z/TK, T/DC, Z/DC, TK/J/DC, effing everything story and Zekk is talking to DEAD BODIES and drunk!TK. :o Zekk and Allana also make the greatest mean dream-team ever. Hahaha suitors, look out below.

SPEAKING OF AHAHAHA (and Zekk Caleb Ross). I was cleaning crap out of these drawers I have in my basement and I found my old Tribe blooper videos. I forgot how horribly awesome these were. Caleb Ross = total love. I was always a Ram-fan. But I think Lex might've actually been my favorite. Lex always pwned every other character he was in scenes with -- probably because of his bitchy attitude, pretty makeup and the accent he wasn't told to hide. SORRY OTHER MALLRATS, ETC. And he makes very good with the leering. All the time.

Also, when Lex kept Ram tied up in a hotel room, hello. and sammy the kid getting drunk LOL!!!11

I have to link this youtube video again too, from this old entry. Because they are such boys.

Nick (Pride! the stupid hippie!) pokes Caleb (Lex! The manwhore!) about an injury. Right, it was your bike's fault. :P

I feel a Caleb!picspam coming on. HOW UNFORTUNATE. D:

(This one I linked last time too -- 1:37 to 2:15 -- Sorry, Caleb and Dwayne just need to make out. Caleb mugging to the camera at 1:57 = LOVE.)

EDIT: HAHAH BIRDS OF DRAGONCON. CALEB AND TAPS RIGHT ON THE FIRST PAGE. XD

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Okay, there are so many things I was going to write here about squeeing and just omging, but I can't figure out exactly what to write -- but I will only say U IF FJDSFJ DDSJF SDFJ OMG OMG!!!111

...and then link you this. (If you can't see the board, no worries, I babble the information later in the post anyways. XD)

And just in turn I'll link you to this.

(Ram/Lex/Slade = OT3?!)

Here is where I commence the with the loud obnoxious fangirling. BECAUSE CALEB ROSS. D*C. OMG.

(Thank you so much, Göttin. XD)