Are you ready for your first wound?

[tenel_ka]

Haha, what the crapnugget is this shit Britney Spears is trying to pull? About the beating up of the SUV with the umbrella after she shaved her head and Papaoaozao Ferderderdonk wouldn't see her one night?

"I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella," Spears said in a statement posted Wednesday on her Web site. "I was preparing my character for a roll (sic) in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn't get the part."

The "pap"...? You're releasing an "official apology" and you can't spell out paparazzi? YOU GUYS, I'M APOLOGIZING TO THE PAPSMEARS. Also, roll?? Are you fucking serious? Did you go to school at all? BITCH IS APOLOGIZING FOR HER BREAD, YOU GUYS. Who the fuck let her release this? Doesn't she have handlers or something?

All these bitches are horrendous. I love how other countries have classy actresses and musicians like Gong Li and Rachel Weisz and Nicole Kidman -- even the Spice Girls, o shi!, representing them. And we get these effing Paris, Lindsay, Britney tramps who are ALL REHABBED AND JAILED WHORES. How sad. When people think America, they think coked out, drunk, car-wrecked skanks. Awesome! HAPPY LATE FOURTH, YOU GUYS.

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I am so tired. D: Maybe it's cause I stayed up until 2:30 am last night finishing Velocity. That book is amazing. O_o Just when you think one thing will happen, something else does and everything hits you when it hits Billy and your stomach just drops and holy crap. I couldn't put that thing down. I also found myself cringing at parts. When Billy found the Are you ready for your first wound? note and there's three fish hooks in his forehead. Also, the nail gun. And the collection. The mannequins. And I was in love with the moment where Billy went to take a sip of his coffee at the truck stop and the cup halted right at his lips when it all came to him -- I loved that line for some reason. Looooooooooove. XD

This song makes me so happy. And hitting up Target, Best Buy and Michael's tomorrow. I need lots of leaves for Poison Ivy. Of course, it would help if I had a bodysuit first. I don't know what to go with. Straps, sleeves, strapless? I'm afraid of strapless at D*C, so methinks I will go with straps. Hmmm...

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[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

OH GAWD HAHAHAH I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT BAI LING. She is so odd. Portman and Paltrow are definite YAYS! from me and they are very classy. <3 Of course, they aren't in the news 24/7 over their binge drinking habits and crap. Like the day Paris was let out of jail IT WAS EVERYWHERE. I was all, "ISN'T THERE SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT WE COULD BE WASTING OUR TIME WITH? D:"

And I 100% agree with you on Britney > Avril. She is just a trashy "punk" skank with horrible not-catchy songs and and big cow eyes. I want to smack her with a fish.