Are you ready for your first wound?
Jul. 7th, 2007 12:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tenel_kaHaha, what the crapnugget is this shit Britney Spears is trying to pull? About the beating up of the SUV with the umbrella after she shaved her head and Papaoaozao Ferderderdonk wouldn't see her one night?
"I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella," Spears said in a statement posted Wednesday on her Web site. "I was preparing my character for a roll (sic) in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn't get the part."
The "pap"...? You're releasing an "official apology" and you can't spell out paparazzi? YOU GUYS, I'M APOLOGIZING TO THE PAPSMEARS. Also, roll?? Are you fucking serious? Did you go to school at all? BITCH IS APOLOGIZING FOR HER BREAD, YOU GUYS. Who the fuck let her release this? Doesn't she have handlers or something?
All these bitches are horrendous. I love how other countries have classy actresses and musicians like Gong Li and Rachel Weisz and Nicole Kidman -- even the Spice Girls, o shi!, representing them. And we get these effing Paris, Lindsay, Britney tramps who are ALL REHABBED AND JAILED WHORES. How sad. When people think America, they think coked out, drunk, car-wrecked skanks. Awesome! HAPPY LATE FOURTH, YOU GUYS.
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I am so tired. D: Maybe it's cause I stayed up until 2:30 am last night finishing Velocity. That book is amazing. O_o Just when you think one thing will happen, something else does and everything hits you when it hits Billy and your stomach just drops and holy crap. I couldn't put that thing down. I also found myself cringing at parts. When Billy found the Are you ready for your first wound? note and there's three fish hooks in his forehead. Also, the nail gun. And the collection. The mannequins. And I was in love with the moment where Billy went to take a sip of his coffee at the truck stop and the cup halted right at his lips when it all came to him -- I loved that line for some reason. Looooooooooove. XD
This song makes me so happy. And hitting up Target, Best Buy and Michael's tomorrow. I need lots of leaves for Poison Ivy. Of course, it would help if I had a bodysuit first. I don't know what to go with. Straps, sleeves, strapless? I'm afraid of strapless at D*C, so methinks I will go with straps. Hmmm...
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Date: 2007-07-07 06:09 am (UTC)That was meant as a general statement, but I couldn't help but think of Bai Ling, because, WHAT A CLASSY BROAD. Though, it is my belief that Natalie Portman and Gwyneth Paltrow somewhat make up for America's mean reputation. (But then, America has an unfortunate tendency to fumble the concepts of "empty celebrity" and "merited celebrity"-- I know it's a little hard, A, but Japan-san has the same problem and still manages to get out of the house without embarrassing itself. ... most of the time. It's a value thing, I suppose.)
... I still Britney > Avril, though. At least Britney is honest in her whitetrashery. Augh.
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Date: 2007-07-11 03:48 am (UTC)And I 100% agree with you on Britney > Avril. She is just a trashy "punk" skank with horrible not-catchy songs and and big cow eyes. I want to smack her with a fish.
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Date: 2007-07-07 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-07-07 03:03 pm (UTC)I used to like Lindsay when she was younger... like when she was in The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday. Mean Girls was pretty decent too. But all those are overshadowed by her personal life made all too public.
And I've never liked Britny or Paris.
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Date: 2007-07-11 03:54 am (UTC)Yesssssssss. And Lindsay was definitely okay when she was younger. But she's just gotten worse and worse. And then the pictures of her passed out drunk in the car where she has her mouth hanging open like she's catching flies in it -- omg, I was like, "What the fuck did you do to yourself?"
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Date: 2007-07-11 06:11 pm (UTC)If you or I went into a club when we were 19 or 20 and tried to get a drink, we'd be DENIED (not that I did or anything), but these girls are indulged just because they're "celebrities."
Speaking of which, WTF is Paris famous for?! She can't act or sing, all she does is whore around looking for attention (which, sadly, she gets). What is up with the media of today?!
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Date: 2007-07-12 09:50 am (UTC)Ahaha. Me and your rants are going to go have a torrid affair. TATA, BYE NOW!