your joy is my low

I can't believe this. Sure, I'm all for women's right and shit. But the right to walk around topless like men are allowed to do? REALLY?

This dude summed it up: "While I CERTAINLY appreciate a woman's breasts and absolutely love looking at them, I can say without a doubt that women having the right to walk around topless is not a good thing. If there aren't enough sexual assault cases NOW, wait until women start walking around topless at midnight while drunk men are in the vicinity. GAME OVER."

SERIOUSLY. I can't even get into all the reasons why this seems so BUH??? to me. fsdklfkdfjkajd does not compute.

In other news, people on the IMDB Fallout 3 board kill me. These are from the "Real Life Fallout 3 Moment(s)" thread:

-- The other day I was pulling into a Wal-Mart parking lot and saw someone was moving a bed matress on the back of a pickup truck. I looked at it and - seriously - thought to myself "I wonder if I could sleep on that, like that" and had to stop myself for being silly.

-- As my car broke 6 miles away off town in the middle of nowhere my friend asked me what are we going to do I just replied "We are going to fast travel back to the town."

-- About a month after I got the game I was in a restaurant bathroom. Something chirped that sounded exactly like a mine. I crouched and was ready to spring backwards. Luckily, I was the only person in there.

-- I was ordering a shake, and I couldn't decide between two different flavors. I went with Flavor A, and I ended up regretting not going with Flavor B. So I sighed and said, "Guess I'll have to reload."

Love it. XD

I have decided that I'm going to start another playthrough of Fallout 3 and be a total dick. In games like this, where you become good or evil based on things you do (KOTOR, Mass Effect, etc.), I have always found myself being a super good character. I always naturally pick the moral things to do and usually like the people I'm doing these things for (usually... well, in KOTOR and ME, anyways). I'm pretty much not capable of being a badass because I just can't do it. But playing Fallout 3 I realize I could probably pull it off in this one.

There are so many morally ambiguous choices and so many assholes in this game that I just want to bust some heads. I want to stick grenades in these people's pockets and sneak off, I want to blow up their car forts with a rocket launcher, I want to kidnap them and sell them to slavers. Pretty much 90% of the people/things in this game are stone-cold bitches (comes with the setting and territory -- I'd probably be a bitter betty if all that happened around me too) and I wouldn't feel as bad about dealing retribution to their pixelated pouty puss-faces. BRING IT ON. I'M COMING FOR YOU FIRST, EULOGY JONES, WOOOO! PARADISE FALLS WILL BE MIIIIINE. YOU TOO, DUKOV. AND ALISTAIR TENPENNY, YOU CAN SUCK IT (NOT BEFORE I BLOW UP MEGATON THOUGH, OH SNAP). I'll leave Little Lamplight (the city full of children) alone though. I couldn't do that. D:

(MUST HAVE. MUST HAVE. MUUUSSSSTTT HAAAAAAVEEEEE. I MIGHT HAVE ALREADY PRE-ORDERED IT. :O)

PERSONA REMAKE, GOOD.

CLUE REMAKE, BAD.


Anyways, now that the flames on the side of my face have died down I've calmed down a bit...

I put new items in the shop! :O

Boombox is not a toy! shirt, a Left 4 Dead HORDE shirt, SOWISA shirt (it's purple, natch) and some more Fallout 3 stuff.

Also, someone ordered the Ray Garraty jersey (the female cut, lol) in pink/white. heeehehhe~ <3

I'm gonna make a Stebbins jersey and Harkness jersey next, and possibly Gribble too since he is a manwhore and I love his shining moments. Hehe. I'll also be putting in a Boo'ya Moon is for Lovers bumper sticker, something with Frank West and wars (he covers them, you know) cause that's one of the best lines in a video game ever, more Silent Hill stuff and some Star Wars: EU stuff. I have way too much fun with this thing.

(I also need to make more Persona stuff. And I want to get the Junes shirt for myself, but I am refraining. D:


... I don't know how long I can hold off.)

Okay. I can't get to ANY of the boards now.

:|

It was pretty awesome today at lunch -- ate at Arby's and then drove out to watch some of the vintage Warbirds fly over the Reagan National Airport and the Pentagon. It was done to commemorate the U.S. Airmen who died in WWII and damn did they look awesome flying over the Air Force Memorial. :D They flew a B-17, a Spitfire, a P-51 Mustang and a P-40 Kittyhawk -- but one of the smaller planes must've been having mechanical issues cause there were three planes in the flyover from AAFB, not four, like it was listed. The B-17 was pretty badass though -- that thing is gigantic. And the noise they made during the flyover = heeeee!

That makes me want to go to the air show again. I haven't been in years. :(

TO GET YOU ALL READY FOR THE OFFICE TONIGHT: a look back on 15 of Jim's best pranks! XD My favorite on that list is definitely the one where Jim dresses up like Dwight and vise-versa. Followed closely by Fax From the Future. OMG, and when Jim pretended to be a vampire! YES.

IN OTHER AWESOME NEWS, the strip club in Springfield is opening back up! YAYWHAT. Except, wait what?! I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF THAT SHIT. WTF? YOU STAY CLASSY, SPRINGFIELD. D:

As for those stupid whores beating that cheerleader and video taping it, they're being tried as adults -- and look at the mugshots! They've already been beaten once with a serious fucking ugly stick attack! Let's hope they get a lot more in jail!

"They'll now face battery and kidnapping charges as adults and the kidnapping charge could be punishable with life in prison." -- YES PLEASE.

I still don't understand what kind of effed-up-dumb you have to be to do this. And most of all VIDEOTAPE IT.

(30 Rock has been picked up for a third season! <3 This show has had the best guest spots ever -- Will Arnett, Wayne Brady, Carrie Fisher, LL Cool J [playing Ridikolous], Sean Hayes, Nathan Lane, Jason Sudeikis, Edie Falco and Paul Reubens have been some of my favorites. XD THAT'S ON TONIGHT TOOOOOOO~!)

No. No. No. NO. NONONONONO.

DAMMIT, WHY COREY FELDMAN, WHY?

i have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to crossplay as Zekk (this is in addition to the last uncontrollable urge to make Traitor!Jacen, which I have bought fabric for). and i don't mean like same old Jedi robes. i mean like vent crawler, pimp zekk. this is unnatural (although, what part of it, i'm not sure). what do i do?

besides start hunting for a wig

maybe this thought will be slept off tonight. I'M GOING TO BED NOW TO TRY TO BANISH IT.

edit: where the eff do i start looking for wigs that would look like BOY LONG HAIR OH GAWD

BEEEEEEEED. dsfaksdfkj BED.

Give me a fucking break, bitch. I knew you annoyed me but this is like a whole new level of obnoxious stank-whore-ishness. The best part is that a bunch of the Spiderman fans think you are a total screw-up and you need to be replaced. So let your ugly-ass head get down to it's normal bulbous fuggo state and step off. You are not that great of an actress. And you're lucky they cast you as Mary Jane in the first place, since she is supposed to be hot. P.S. Never dye your hair red again, for your own sake. Because then I compare you to smoking hot, actual redheads like Laura Prepon and Bryce Dallas Howard and that makes you look even worse.

My final point being: Suck it.

In other LJ news, uh, I don't know, oh wait. Thanks to Erin and her con-artist ways (actually we were just talking, there was nothing conniving about it :P), I will probably be attending Otakon for Saturday. So anyone who is going LET ME KNOW. XD She kept talking about her Sand Priestess costume and she got horrible ideas swirling in my head. Hence, Shadow Priestess (aka Emo Priestess). We've been texting about it while bored at work, cause she is Too Damn Good at designing crazy outfits, so she's helping me. As for other costumes, I finally got Men In Tights, so I can start looking at that and I need to find a new duster type thing for Sirrus. After that, and after I finish the shirt for him, I will be done with him. Heeeee.

I have also had the urge to do some sort of Phoenix Wright costume for a looooong while now, but there's way too many characters to choose from. O_O Maybe I will just start with a Hotel Dusk costume instead. XD

So yeah, expanding on the squeeing from before, in late October, the family is taking a trip down to Disney World. We haven't been on a long trip (more than like three days) since 1999? 2002? Or something? So we're spending six days there (which is still not long enough BECAUSE NO AMOUNT OF TIME EVER IS XD) and Valerie and I have been planning like fiends. Because that is what we are. Disney fiends. We're gonna go to Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party one of those nights, which I'm nerdishly excited about. I mean come on, the parade has the Haunted Mansion dancing creepy ghost people and I love them. And the characters are all in costume. <3

And since they're still doing the Year of a Million Dreams, I can cross my fingers for the night in Cinderella's Castle. BECAUSE DAY-UM. I would totally be happy with a special pair of Mickey ears though. Or a certificate from something. Seriously. I am dorking out over this whole thing. O_O AND I GET TO SEE MY YETI AGAIN. And maybe Brian will hit on Princesses again so I can see it this time! XD

I swear when I get to Disney World I turn into a fucking 12-year-old. And I will have my camera out at all times this trip. And omg Coronado Springs, how I missed theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. <3

I need sleep or something. O_O


P.S. I ate at Sonic on Saturday. And it was amazing. :o!

I posted my AI and Top Model recaps over at franklin_sings -- including the candy photoshoot pictures from ANTM! Which means, almost naked bitches whoring it up on our teevee community!!!11 AWESOME! I love how the first episode I recap is a nude photoshoot episode. :o wtf.

I had all this crap I was gonna ramble on about but I forgot it all.

...

Yeah, it's not coming back to me. XD Maybe later.

RUN FOR THE HILLS. I LOGGED BACK IN HERE AND WAS POSTING.

I must be bored. O_O djflkajsdf nooooooooooo.

Hahaha, I sort of missed some of the people here. Roo. <3 Heee~

...

So I forgot to relay the story of the car accident this morning in my last LJ entry. Yeah, I had kind of forgotten about it until my neck and back finally got to the "okay wow wtf sore" stage.

This morning, I was stopping at a yellow light and I usually glance in my rearview mirror at random points, just cause I do. O_O I saw this dark red car coming up behind me. And that bitch was going fast. Mind you, the road was wet -- and I was the first one who stopped at this light. I just watched her, in my rear view mirror, slam on her brakes -- and basically flip out because she knew she wouldn't be able to stop in time. And I just looked ahead of me and waited for it cause there was nowhere I could go and nothing I could do -- unless I wanted to barrel out into traffic ahead of me.

So she slammed into me. I got knocked forward, like I figured I would, and then scowled and threw out a couple curse words to myself, cause you know... this had to happen on a friday.

But I think the worst part was that I knew it was coming. And I just had to sit there and take it.

My bumper is dented and my exhaust pipe is bent pretty much to the opposite side of the car. Can't forget to mention the streaks of burgundy paint all along my bumper. And the skank's car had the nerve to scratch my Nintendo bumper sticker (OH THE HUMANITY). But hey, the car still works.

So I couldn't really sleep, since my back has decided to start hurting now. And I didn't want to call Jasa to wake him up again. So I played a cell phone game. O_O And then decided to come on here and write about my totally awesome car accident this morning.

-_-

But now I am le tired again and maybe I can take something, embrace the pain and GO TO SLEEP.

NIGHT NIGHT. XD