I am a sick puppy. D:

So I always have my screwed up lists and weird-ass rambles about fandom, yes? Well here is a new list. MUAHAHAHA~ it is dirty and perverted and all kinds of me. I often wonder why I make these lists and post them, but they amuse me and my LJ is all about amusement, yo. And fangirling.


MY TOP FIVE FICTIONAL BANGMAIDS BOY THINGS.
[aka "the five fandom boys i would not hesitate to kidnap and molestzor"]

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[even if they are super creepy like 3 out of 5... no, wait, I think all of them are creepy D:]


(I had a really bad title for this list originally, and the initials were TFFF. Take that how you will.)


( Spoilers for Silent Hill 2, Lisey's Story, Blade of Tyshalle, Myst & Star Wars: LotF under here -- I JUST GAVE YOU THE WHOLE LIST RIGHT THERE. )

And ohgawd, I forgot how much I loved Blade of Tyshalle.

"That's it?" I say, blinking in disgust at him. "That's what saving your worthless ungrateful butt buys me? 'Kiss off, see you in the next life?' When did you turn into such a suckass?"


AHAHAH STOVER <3

"He comes."

Raithe's voice is flat, and as chill as the chunk of blue ice that's pretending to be the sky. The season's changed overnight and it's colder than a gravedigger's ass out here.

For a second or two, I don't take his meaning; I'm thinking, What is this, some kind of freaky sex joke?


OH CAINE <3.

Ryu Murakami is my hero in an evil way. <3

OH MY FRICK, YOU CAN'T MAKE A MOVIE OF COIN LOCKER BABIES AND NOT HAVE IT SET IN JAPAN. HOLY CRAP. ALSO, YOU NEED TO USE YOUNGER ACTORS. AND NOT SEAN LENNON. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NOT SEAN LENNON. WHAT THE SHIT. GET EFFING GACKT AND HYDE IF YOU HAVE TO.

You cannot ruin one of my favorite books like this, dudes. D:

I need to read this book again.

Coin Locker Babies is a brilliantly inspired coming-of-age tale set in this increasingly amorphous, dark underbelly of modern Japan. Hashi and Kiku, both abandoned at birth by their mother in the coin lockers of a Tokyo train station, are rescued and sent to an orphanage where they are the subjects of an experiment that exposes them to subliminal sound and film. Eventually adopted by a family on a remote Japanese island, the boys are both guided and haunted by those subversive hypnotic impressions--the constant rhythm of a woman's heart beating accompanied by images of animals running across an opening range--as they grow up exploring the lush natural environment of their new home.

Models of rejection and alienation, Hashi and Kiku develop separate ways of coping with their condition. While working as a prostitute in Toxitown, Hashi's otherworldly voice is discovered by an unscrupulous pimp (Mr. D), and he becomes an overnight pop-star sensation. His singing actually induces the audience into a deep trance where the emotions, images, and sensations of their lives play out in languid stream-of-consciousness sequences. Hashi believes he can heal the world with his vocal cords and campy stage productions, which fall somewhere between Ziggy Stardust and Liberace.

Kiku becomes a championship pole vaulter. Outwardly, he's the strong and silent type, but beneath the surface rages the angst of a man hell-bent on destroying Tokyo as revenge for his abandonment. His quest for Datura, a poison eerily echoing the Sarin used in the Tokyo subway gassings, leads him on several adventures, finally to a mysterious government test site in a cave beneath the ocean.

I need to read this book again like mad.


HAHAHAHAHHAHA - This review on amazon:

What do you call a book about abandoned babies in coin lockers, a homicidal pole vaulter, a gay, straight, then gay again Jrocker, a drug called Datura, a filipino gun maker with missing teeth, a model who keeps a crocodile as a pet, discriptive images of blood, images of sex with men and women and prostitutes all around, a "sea" voyage, matricide, murder, weird out psycho antics, and an "end" to end it all? Well, if you guessed Coin Locker Babies then you're cool.


This book is by the same guy who wrote the book, Audition -- which I know some of you have seen the movie. XD That should tell you what the book is like, and in turn what Ryu Murakami's style is like. Heeehehe~ I've read a few books by him, but Coin Locker Babies is easily my favorite.

OMG lol.

LOLOLOLOLOL -- I love you, rurouni_jedi. Your explanation is far more coherent than mine would be. XD


Project Runway was so kickass tonight, because as much of a little bitch Christian is sometimes, his outfits are all sorts of hot.

And I really need to finish my Little Sister costume. I hope the ADAM needle works out because right now it's kind of in pieces but if it works then I'm gonna love it to death and never let it go. XD



(LOL PELLAEON, "LITTLE VADER" -- OMG OMG OMG XD)

( And here is the one Revelation spoiler I am kind of excited for ZOMG! )