LOLOLOLOL~

[tenel_ka]

"Near the beginning of the book, Ben and Shevu meet up (in disguise, of course). However, they are caught by Tahiri and the GAG, and brought into GAG custody for interrogation regarding the location of the Jedi base. Ben then spends a lot of time being tortured by an interrogation droid, and eventually Tahiri comes in, sees that the droid is not getting anything out of Ben, she's going to try another method of extracting information. While cleaning the wounds caused by the droid, she puts her hand down his pants and rubs his hip suggestively. Ben was tempted, but since she was a Sith, that was a huge dealkiller right there. Since that failed, Tahiri took him to see Shevu. Shevu was totally messed up from his interrogation droid, and because Ben STILL wouldn't crack, Tahiri then threatened Ben by torturing Shevu in front of him. However, she went a little too far in the torture, as when she used Force Lightning on Shevu in his weakened state, it killed him. Ben then escaped from GAG custody with Shevu's body, which he had then arranged for to be sent to his wife Shula."


FKJDIOFJSDLFJSKLFJKSJDFSKFJKSDFJ LOL EWWWWWWW XDDDDDDD HE'S FOURTEEN.


Also! :D

"Trista and Taryn Zel are identical twin sisters, Hapan security operatives, and the first cousins of Tenel Ka on Isolder's side. "But wait!" You say. "How can they be Tenel Ka's first cousins if Isolder's only known brother is long dead?" Well, apparently, Ta'a Chume...err...well, she got around, resulting in more sons (not her much desired daughter) being born. One of the said sons was the father of the twins. In this book, the twins usually accompany Ben (they were the ones who arranged for his transport to the Jedi base after escaping from GAG custody, and later on they aid Ben in capturing Tahiri after Caedus's death), but they also act as Tenel Ka's trusted Security people."

Yay slutty Ta'a Chume and Tenel Ka's relatives! :D These two actually make me very happy just cause they're Hapan and twins and related to TK. Cute~ <3


And then Allana's paternity note:

"It's made pretty clear that Han, Leia and Jaina are the only ones who know. Still no definitive answer on Isolder, though."


A couple notes from another on the book:

-- Jacen versus Jaina, IMO, was disappointing. She beat him, fair and square. What's up with that? Seriously, this is one of my biggest issues with this entire series. They (the authors/publishers) kept referring to Caedus as this uber-powerful Sith Lord, yet whenever they had a chance to show it, they failed utterly. Think about it, Jaina beat him in a straight up fight! Ugh.

-- Niathal. She's played a huge part in this series, and apart from a couple of lines mentioning her, she's not in the book! What's with that?

-- Oh, and Jacen actually reflects that he went to the Aing-Tii monks to learn flowalking to SAVE Anakin. But they told him it couldn't be done. And it made him sad.

:(

Comments

[blood-sorbet.livejournal.com]

GOD.

Hapan twins sound adooorable, I can't wait to read about them XD

And WHAT THE HELL TAHIRI XDDDDDDDDD All the Beniri people are gonna be rejoicing, but the rest of us...or at least me...will just be like LOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOOOOOOOOL OMGGG EWWWWWWWWW THAT'S HILARIOUS XDDDDD It's so gross but SO FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME XDDDDDD

...and Shevu died? ;_; This makes me really sad, I liked him a lot!! ;o;


...well, I'm glad someone else who's actually read the book is saying that Jaina vs Jacen was a dumb fight D: Cuz when I was checking the boards (before I got all pissed off and just stopped XD) the only two people who had the book seemed to like the outcome of the fight and I was like FUCK YOU BITCHES D:

...the end |D

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

I DON'T GET BENIRI. XD

And yeah, we lose Shevu, Jacen and Zekk. :|

A lot of people are pissed about Jacen biting it -- even people who always hated Jacen. Hehe~

[withpins.livejournal.com]

So, even Luke and Ben don't know who Alanna is or where she came from? How the hell are Han and Leia going to explain that at family dinners? Cabbage patch?

-- Oh, and Jacen actually reflects that he went to the Aing-Tii monks to learn flowalking to SAVE Anakin. But they told him it couldn't be done. And it made him sad.

Oh, Jacen loved his little brother, and that breaks my heart into a million pieces. But it also makes me happy, in a way. Since I've always believed that Jacen going batshit in the first place was at least a little due to the fact that he was denied the opportunity to mourn his brother in the proper context, and was relentlessly tortured for a year instead. That would screw anyone the hell up pretty badly.

So... where exactly was Ta'a Chume stashing all those extra sons of hers? Since we've never heard of any of them before now, after all.

I have no words on the Ben/Tahiri, other than OMGEW ATTEMPTED STATUTORY RAPE.

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

Apparently, Luke and Jaina know about Allana before this book -- but that was left out of Revelation for some reason. :|

I totally agree with you about Jacen and his mourning period for Anakin. That was all effed up for him. One of the reasons why he was crazy enough to be like LOL IMMA NAME MY STAR DESTROYER AFTER HIM!!!1 Heheeh~

I KNOW. LOL SLUTTY TA'A CHUME. XDDDD

[snapdragon76.livejournal.com]

Ummm, ewww. When did Tahiri start molesting teenage boys. I mean, I know boys at that age are usually horny, but c'mon!

*shudders*

And I think the idea of twins is awesome! I love twins! Identical twins are even better!

And still sad faced over the killing of Jacen... T___T

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

Hapan Twins > Solo Twins, at this point. :P

And omg Tahiri I know. I still can't help but laugh though.

[jaina47.livejournal.com]

Okay, the Hapan twins and slutty Ta' Chume sound awesome. The rest of it sounds like it's just gonna suck, or be squicky.

off topic

[rjsteamboat76.livejournal.com]

but based on your icon i have to ask...


don't you think Tony and Ziva should just lock themselves in a room and get it out of their systems already? =)

it's just as obvious as McGee and Abby were at one point. lol

Re: off topic

[jaina47.livejournal.com]

Actually no, I don't. I think Weatherly and de Pablo are very, very gorgeous people, but no. If Tony were a little less oblivious, maybe. But Ziva's throwing herself at him hard core and he just ain't getting it. If you wanna hear my whole rant on that, which you probably don't, you can check it out here: http://jaina47.livejournal.com/55435.html

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

Slutty Ta'a Chume = classic. And the more I hear about these twins, the more I like them and the more I want them to be in future books~ XDDD

[alphielj.livejournal.com]

I'm really grossed out now. Ben... and Tahiri?

I think I just vomited in my mouth.

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. XDDDDD

[rjsteamboat76.livejournal.com]

i guess i'm the only one who envies Ben. heh.

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL~ do you envy Anakin too? XD

I called it!

[jedifreac.livejournal.com]

The Hapan twin part!


Not the Jacen bits. Geez DelRey talk about an anti-Star Wars. The whole point was that Darth Vader was redeemed--you could have at least tried, people. ::facepalm:: First you made him a lion with horns. Then you killed him off. Good going idiots.


And, pedophiles in Star Wars lol


And Wookieepedia won't let me link to No Krakana. What gives? :_:

also

[jedifreac.livejournal.com]

Zekk?

::wibble::

My boo?


WHAT THE FACT?!?!??!!

Re: also

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOW~ HE CAN'T BE DEAD. THEY FOUND NO BODY. D:

Re: I called it!

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

WTF? What does it say when you try to link it?

And I am so excited for the Hapan twins. ALSO AMEN TO THAT YES! Star Wars is all about YAY and HAPPINESS and REDEMPTION and now it's like, "LOL just kidding!"

Re: I called it!

[jedifreac.livejournal.com]

It's all about the sexay sexay twin--Zekk sandwich. They can have their own sitcom. Three's Company! What happy Hapan hijinks are the twins and zombie Zekk up to this time? Will he ever get over his Jaina fetish? How will he tell them apart?


Well, I know they let you link to Viridity but whenever I put in No Krakana some other guy rolls along and deletes it. So...heads up? And what a poophead.

Re: I called it!

[fj13.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm still hoping that Zekk and Jaina get together, but maybe him hooking up with one or even both of those Hapan chicks might finally make Jaina realize what a catch he is!

Re: I called it!

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA OMG, I am picturing this AMAZING SITCOM IN MY HEAD. XDDDD I love you, but I know I tell you that ALL THE TIME. <3

What the hell? Can you see who deletes it? Like is it the same person? As in, it's up there for a little bit and just goes away after a day or two? Can you contact one of the admins or something and be like wtf, maybe? That's really weird -- and rude, if someone is doing drive-by deletings. D: