LOLOLOLOL~

[tenel_ka]

"Near the beginning of the book, Ben and Shevu meet up (in disguise, of course). However, they are caught by Tahiri and the GAG, and brought into GAG custody for interrogation regarding the location of the Jedi base. Ben then spends a lot of time being tortured by an interrogation droid, and eventually Tahiri comes in, sees that the droid is not getting anything out of Ben, she's going to try another method of extracting information. While cleaning the wounds caused by the droid, she puts her hand down his pants and rubs his hip suggestively. Ben was tempted, but since she was a Sith, that was a huge dealkiller right there. Since that failed, Tahiri took him to see Shevu. Shevu was totally messed up from his interrogation droid, and because Ben STILL wouldn't crack, Tahiri then threatened Ben by torturing Shevu in front of him. However, she went a little too far in the torture, as when she used Force Lightning on Shevu in his weakened state, it killed him. Ben then escaped from GAG custody with Shevu's body, which he had then arranged for to be sent to his wife Shula."


FKJDIOFJSDLFJSKLFJKSJDFSKFJKSDFJ LOL EWWWWWWW XDDDDDDD HE'S FOURTEEN.


Also! :D

"Trista and Taryn Zel are identical twin sisters, Hapan security operatives, and the first cousins of Tenel Ka on Isolder's side. "But wait!" You say. "How can they be Tenel Ka's first cousins if Isolder's only known brother is long dead?" Well, apparently, Ta'a Chume...err...well, she got around, resulting in more sons (not her much desired daughter) being born. One of the said sons was the father of the twins. In this book, the twins usually accompany Ben (they were the ones who arranged for his transport to the Jedi base after escaping from GAG custody, and later on they aid Ben in capturing Tahiri after Caedus's death), but they also act as Tenel Ka's trusted Security people."

Yay slutty Ta'a Chume and Tenel Ka's relatives! :D These two actually make me very happy just cause they're Hapan and twins and related to TK. Cute~ <3


And then Allana's paternity note:

"It's made pretty clear that Han, Leia and Jaina are the only ones who know. Still no definitive answer on Isolder, though."


A couple notes from another on the book:

-- Jacen versus Jaina, IMO, was disappointing. She beat him, fair and square. What's up with that? Seriously, this is one of my biggest issues with this entire series. They (the authors/publishers) kept referring to Caedus as this uber-powerful Sith Lord, yet whenever they had a chance to show it, they failed utterly. Think about it, Jaina beat him in a straight up fight! Ugh.

-- Niathal. She's played a huge part in this series, and apart from a couple of lines mentioning her, she's not in the book! What's with that?

-- Oh, and Jacen actually reflects that he went to the Aing-Tii monks to learn flowalking to SAVE Anakin. But they told him it couldn't be done. And it made him sad.

:(

Comments

I called it!

[jedifreac.livejournal.com]

The Hapan twin part!


Not the Jacen bits. Geez DelRey talk about an anti-Star Wars. The whole point was that Darth Vader was redeemed--you could have at least tried, people. ::facepalm:: First you made him a lion with horns. Then you killed him off. Good going idiots.


And, pedophiles in Star Wars lol


And Wookieepedia won't let me link to No Krakana. What gives? :_:

also

[jedifreac.livejournal.com]

Zekk?

::wibble::

My boo?


WHAT THE FACT?!?!??!!

Re: also

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOW~ HE CAN'T BE DEAD. THEY FOUND NO BODY. D:

Re: I called it!

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

WTF? What does it say when you try to link it?

And I am so excited for the Hapan twins. ALSO AMEN TO THAT YES! Star Wars is all about YAY and HAPPINESS and REDEMPTION and now it's like, "LOL just kidding!"

Re: I called it!

[jedifreac.livejournal.com]

It's all about the sexay sexay twin--Zekk sandwich. They can have their own sitcom. Three's Company! What happy Hapan hijinks are the twins and zombie Zekk up to this time? Will he ever get over his Jaina fetish? How will he tell them apart?


Well, I know they let you link to Viridity but whenever I put in No Krakana some other guy rolls along and deletes it. So...heads up? And what a poophead.

Re: I called it!

[fj13.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm still hoping that Zekk and Jaina get together, but maybe him hooking up with one or even both of those Hapan chicks might finally make Jaina realize what a catch he is!

Re: I called it!

[tenel-ka.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA OMG, I am picturing this AMAZING SITCOM IN MY HEAD. XDDDD I love you, but I know I tell you that ALL THE TIME. <3

What the hell? Can you see who deletes it? Like is it the same person? As in, it's up there for a little bit and just goes away after a day or two? Can you contact one of the admins or something and be like wtf, maybe? That's really weird -- and rude, if someone is doing drive-by deletings. D: